Xeno on Planet Erde Fantasy Comedy Sci-fi Action Martial Arts
*I was a on a hiatus but I am back! Chapters will start coming again!*
It should have been a simple trip to Europa, the ice moon of Jupiter. Go to Europa. Establish a research station. Maintain the robots to search for life under the ice. Instead, I think we have shot way off course. Nope, we definitely shot way off course. There is no way I should be able to breath on this planet. Actually, there shouldn't be trees here. And why am I naked?
Captain Lindsey Shin was selected to establish a research station on a ice moon. He instead finds himself on a planet with no idea where Earth is and now needs to find his brother and sister-in-law on a planet where magic runs wild and humans do not exist. A world of beastmen, elves, daimons and daemons. Oh and the main character is slightly insane? The narrative is mostly first-person. A lot of vulgar language and cussing is to be expected.
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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue - What happened?
2. Chapter 1 - The Beginning
3. Chapter 2 - The Now
4. Chapter 3 – Where the Fuck Are We?
5. Chapter 4 - Well....Shit
6. Chapter 5 - Not Again....
7. Chapter 6 - The Start of a Beautiful Friendship
8. Chapter 7 – I Fucking Love Meat…Not That Kind You Perv
9. Chapter 8 - I AM YOUR GOD!! BOW BEFORE MY MIGHTY FORM!!!
10. Chapter 9 – Cookies....
11. Chapter 10 – A nice little chat
12. Chapter 11 – Do You Trust Me? Hell, I Don’t Even Trust Myself!
13. Chapter 12 – Blimp Blimp Blimp Blimpity Blimp
14. Chapter 13 – I Hate This Planet
15. Chapter 14 – The Dreaded Talk
16. Chapter 15 – WHYYYYYYYY?!?!?!
17. Chapter 16 - Let's Have Some Fun
18. Chapter 17 – What Did I Get Myself Into…
19. Chapter 18 - Huh...
20. Chapter 19 – COCKS!!!!
21. Chapter 20 – Shut Up, Lindsey
22. Chapter 21 – Relationships Are Confusing…Just Saying
23. Chapter 22 – Animals Are Awesome
24. Chapter 23 – It’s Fun To Mess With Idiots
BurgerPunk: Pizza Time
In the far future of today, international corporations puppeteer society and propagandize its denizens, but who cares when there's Pizza on Demand and a dozen drive-thru's to choose from? Who knew staring at screens could be so entertaining? It's pizza time. Thank you for eating burgers.
8 187Bluelight Chronicles - Going Solo
During a trial run of the Deep Dream Reality Machine (DDRM), fated as the future of Virtual Reality, a fatal error leaves Anton Levi stranded inside of a videogame world full of dread, adventure, swords and magic. Together with some unexpected allies, Anton will have to find out what happend with his other 19 classmates and how to get out back to reality, all while managing to survive on a world more dangerous than expected, because if you die in your dreams, you die permanently.
8 208Path To Redemption
Sion Claude, a child of a swordsman and a village girl, was raised to be a common villager because of his lack of magical talent.Lay witness as to how he abandons his dream of living a calm and normal life and as strings of tragedies pushes him to obtain power at all costs. All for the sake of redemption.
8 205Let's Learn Korean [Compilation]
Highest Rank: #1 Non-FictionAnnyeonghaseyo. Jeoneun Man Joo Yeon imnida. I'm here to help you to learn some korean phrases,grammars or words in an easy way here in this book. DISCLAIMER:This is just a compilations! Credits to the sources I got! ?CoverPhoto by @-imyourprince
8 124My boring fantasy adventure
The story of a guy that is reborn in a fantasy setting, after he dies and with the grace of a white fluffy ball, our chacacter gets transported to a magical and beautiful new life, to become a side character.
8 151The Monster Inside ➺ Scott. M
*DISCONTINUED*Astrid Freydis Mikaelson is an original vampire who moved to Beacon Hills to get away from all her supernatural problems. Little does she know, beacon hills is filled with supernatural creatures including one werewolf who catches her eye.Timeline of the episodes between two shows is not accurate. I DO NOT OWN TEEN WOLF/VAMPIRE DIARIES/THE ORIGINALS OR THEIR CHARACTERS.#1 Teen wolf - 14th/02/2019#12 crossover - 21st/02/2019
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