Captain Critiques: A Grumpy Pirate Review Book
When it comes to reviews, I'm probably as harsh as the hellhole most story ideas crawl out of.
I'm blunt, sarcasic, to the point and I know what I like in a story. As you can probably guess, you don't wanna take my advice if your like an overprotective mother about your story. Who am I kidding, EVERYONE is like that about their stories.
But, if you could find the courage to pry the story out of your cold, crabby hands so I can give my brutally honest opinion then be my guest.
Just don't try and start a fight once I provide it.
You DON'T wanna fight a pirate.
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I reserve the right to decline stories as this will be taking up quite a bit of my time and if I say no, I mean NO. If your blurb is unreadable I will decline it. If it includes the genres mentioned in my 'Hell No' section then I will send it back where it came from.
Do NOT critique the Captain.
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Chapter Selections
1. Intro Kinda Thing
2. The Hell Lists
3. How This Works
4. Payment & Form
5. The Waiting Game
6. Captain's Critique: Dreadwall Breach
7. Captain's Critique: This Realm of Sinners
8. Captain's Critiques: Sanguinus
9. Captain's Critique's: Next of Queens
10. Captain's Critiques: Sired by Divinity
11. Captain's Critiques: The Lioness Who Roared
12. Captain's Critiques: What The Eyes Can See
40 Thousand Reasons
The Immaterium poisons everything; the living and the machine. The Tau, the Necrons, and the Eldar chip away at humanity.In the dark future of 40th Millennium there is only war.And if you somehow still survive, the Tyranids will eat everyone anyway.
8 1063The Guardsmen
first time writting, if I interest you then please write a comment I will try to respond. this will be about a summoner, he will grow from childish and naive to a commander trying to preserve his humanity, as every summoner must. Art is not my own
8 172A Kid and His Slime
A young boy named Alex has spent all his life hidden away from the world until one day he begins having visions. His father leaves to find answers, but after a week and no return his visions draw him into the forbidden wood. Join Alex in his fated quest to free the world from the dark lord with his unlikely monster companion Slime!
8 163Treads, Rads, and Sand
On a distant planet in a distant future, the crew of the Enoch, a tank the size of a large building, wage a multiple centuries-long war against an enemy they neither understand nor care to. The hostility of the planet in question is one thing, but there are hostile tanks looming in the sandstorms, hunting the Enoch just as the Enoch hunts them. With no end to the war in sight, can the crew of the Enoch survive to see another irradiated day?
8 133Wyche of Wyche Farm
Simon has just finished his A levels and enjoying his freedom but gets more than he bargained for when he is whisked back 400 years to uncover conspiracies and family secrets. Witches, suspicious villagers and clerics who want to burn him at the stake are only part of the problem as he discovers when he is rescued by a teenager who wants to take him to court to marry a princess.
8 307FLORENCE | Bridgerton
Lady Florence Huntingdon, daughter of the well-known and more importantly, well-respected Earl and Countess Huntingdon is stepping into the 1813 marriage market, in the hopes of finding her match. Frederick, Duke of Windsor, has just arrived in London, starting his search for his soon-to-be-wife, the next Duchess of Windsor.__________Bridgerton Season 1- unknown__________OC x OC__________Achievements:100k reads - 7/15/22125k reads - 9/25/22__________Started | December 29, 2021Published | December 31, 2021Finished |Edited | __________Disclaimer: I don't own Bridgerton, all rights go to Julia Quinn. I only own Florence, her family, and Frederick along with their personal/background stories!
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