

Captain Critiques: A Grumpy Pirate Review Book
When it comes to reviews, I'm probably as harsh as the hellhole most story ideas crawl out of.
I'm blunt, sarcasic, to the point and I know what I like in a story. As you can probably guess, you don't wanna take my advice if your like an overprotective mother about your story. Who am I kidding, EVERYONE is like that about their stories.
But, if you could find the courage to pry the story out of your cold, crabby hands so I can give my brutally honest opinion then be my guest.
Just don't try and start a fight once I provide it.
You DON'T wanna fight a pirate.
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I reserve the right to decline stories as this will be taking up quite a bit of my time and if I say no, I mean NO. If your blurb is unreadable I will decline it. If it includes the genres mentioned in my 'Hell No' section then I will send it back where it came from.
Do NOT critique the Captain.
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Chapter Selections
1. Intro Kinda Thing
2. The Hell Lists
3. How This Works
4. Payment & Form
5. The Waiting Game
6. Captain's Critique: Dreadwall Breach
7. Captain's Critique: This Realm of Sinners
8. Captain's Critiques: Sanguinus
9. Captain's Critique's: Next of Queens
10. Captain's Critiques: Sired by Divinity
11. Captain's Critiques: The Lioness Who Roared
12. Captain's Critiques: What The Eyes Can See
- In Serial7 Chapters
Voidscape: Calamity
With the world undergoing a great change, Knights that have long since been forgotten now must gather themselves and rise up to the task at hand.Far too few have noticed the increase in monster attacks.Far too many are too focused on overthrowing the empire.The powerful few turn a blind eye to it all.A peaceful life is no longer an option.
8 53 - In Serial8 Chapters
the Mana-Wilds #1: a Cataclysmic Conjunction
A fateful failure brings forth Desert Rangers David 'Pathfinder' Pike and Isaiah 'Ice' Welder into the ruined world of Golarion. Can they use their combined skill-set to defend themselves in this vast new world or will Golarion's many horrors devour them first? (A Crossover between Fallout/Wasteland and Pathfinder 2e's Golarion. Disclaimer: all Fallout, Wasteland and Pathfinder references belong to their respective owners which is ineXile, Obsidian, Bethesda and Paizo respectively)
8 141 - In Serial7 Chapters
It's A Tough Life Being The Heir When You're The Illegitimate Daughter of a Viscountess And Her One TIme Mistress
Beatrice Amalia is magically conceived in a moment of passion between the richest Viscountess in the Antara realm and a woman she's hired as an, ah, artisan. She is the only one of the Viscountess' children to be born with golden eyes, so she's the only one who can inherit the Artoi name. Or, What do you do when your birth ruined countless ambitious plans? Why, have fun of course.
8 128 - In Serial13 Chapters
The Wyrm King
A warrior, drenched by war after war had become tired of it. He cast his weapons down and picked up farming, a peacful work. A much more beneficial line of work as well. His life was just beginning to settle down when once again war creeped into his life. His village was attacked! He was the only survivor and he was saved by a Wizard. He vowed for revenge and set out on a quest that will gain him not only glory and power but the thing he wanted most, to see his family again. This is a tale of old, a tale of revenge, betrayal, and a tale of honor. This warrior does not know what his fate will bring him, but he does know, his revenge will be swift.
8 141 - In Serial82 Chapters
The most human elf in Shaylet - Paused until further notice
The elves are a race that pride themselves in the purity of their blood, in their natural beauty and in their mastery of archery. They love nature and hate those that defile it. Finch is nothing like them. He could care less about nature. The most elven thing about him is his ears and boyish face. He grew up enslaved by racist nobles and escaped the first chance he got. Taking odd jobs to make enough to get by, he honed his skill in the sword and became an adventurer. This is about how his first big assignment from the guild might change the kingdom *This is the first fiction I have ever written, please be gentle.* This fiction is now on pause as I rewrite it. I am also working on another story at the moment. I will rework this story and hopefully improve upon it before I re-upload it. Until then my other story will be taking most of my attention. Thank you.
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