In SerialCaptain Critiques: A Grumpy Pirate Review Book
When it comes to reviews, I'm probably as harsh as the hellhole most story ideas crawl out of.
I'm blunt, sarcasic, to the point and I know what I like in a story. As you can probably guess, you don't wanna take my advice if your like an overprotective mother about your story. Who am I kidding, EVERYONE is like that about their stories.
But, if you could find the courage to pry the story out of your cold, crabby hands so I can give my brutally honest opinion then be my guest.
Just don't try and start a fight once I provide it.
You DON'T wanna fight a pirate.
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I reserve the right to decline stories as this will be taking up quite a bit of my time and if I say no, I mean NO. If your blurb is unreadable I will decline it. If it includes the genres mentioned in my 'Hell No' section then I will send it back where it came from.
Do NOT critique the Captain.
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Chapter Selections
1. Intro Kinda Thing
2. The Hell Lists
3. How This Works
4. Payment & Form
5. The Waiting Game
6. Captain's Critique: Dreadwall Breach
7. Captain's Critique: This Realm of Sinners
8. Captain's Critiques: Sanguinus
9. Captain's Critique's: Next of Queens
10. Captain's Critiques: Sired by Divinity
11. Captain's Critiques: The Lioness Who Roared
12. Captain's Critiques: What The Eyes Can See
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Chronicles of Hui Yuan
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Worlds
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Unraveling Secrets
Left in the middle of the fields was a mangled body. The person lying on the ground and on death's door was Kan Lock. He lied down and awaited for the beasts and monsters to come and ravage his body. Feeling hopeless in this situation Kan thought to himself, "Why am I always so weak? Why was I betrayed? Why did it end like this? Will I never know the reason for my parents' disappearance? Why? Why!? WHY!? As his body turned cold, Kan was left with regrets and unaswered questions but he resisted. He didn't want to die with regrets so he fought against death. He stood up and faced off against the hungry predators. He laughed and laughed in the face of death but in the end it didn't matter how much he struggled. Kan Lock had died but his story had not ended.
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Talk Juicy To Me
When Oliver Thomas calls his best friend to tell him about the best lay of his life, he doesn't expect a girl to answer it. Much less the girl who was the best lay of his life. "Hel-" "Holy shit. Where the hell were you dude? I've been trying to call you since morning." "I-" "It doesn't bloody matter. Caleb, I, Oliver Thomas had the best fucking lay of my life last night." "Oliver?" "Uhh-" "I'm glad you think I was good." "Shit."_____________________________________________HIGHEST RANKING #2 in Short Story #1 in Call #2 in the Dialogue Series • This story comes packed with a lot of innuendos, sarcastic girl remarks and a protagonists who seems absolutely delectable and probably tops the chart alongside Channing Tatum*you have been warned
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Tag Fest!
Hi Ya'll! I'm doing a tag fest! I've gotten tagged a few times, so let's do this! (The creator for this idea is my friend @AkshayaV675
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