《Captain Critiques: A Grumpy Pirate Review Book》The Hell Lists
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HELL NO LIST
If your book genre is in this list, I won't read it. End of. No disrespect but they either aren't to my taste or I find critiquing them hard.
1. Romance
2. Mature Rating/Boyxboy ext.
3. Graphics Books/Drawing Books
4. Teen Fiction
5. Spirtual/Poetry
6. Werewolf/Vampire/Mate
6. Fanfiction (Harry Potter/Marvel MAY be allowed but will be based on MY opinion)
HELL YES LIST
Just because your book may be in this genre does NOT mean I will like it. It just shows what genres I prefer to critique.
1. Fantasy
2. Action/Adventure
3. Mystery/Detective
4. Paranormal/Sci Fi
5. Humour/Short Story
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Project G00
|Nanopunk |Crafting | Detailed Science and experiments | Inner thoughts | Bio-Robots | Evolution | Infodumps | Tell not Show | Insane to Sane | Slow and Detailed Pace | Puddle to Unknown | Artificial Intelligence | Trans-humanism | Bad Jokes | Moving 'Dungeon' Core | Hi! I am G00. I am a project made by some weirdo. Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become. Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate... Reincarnate as in… What the hell did I become?! (Whispers) You are a puddle. A puddle? (Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now! Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle. CUT! Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?! We’re short on puddle-staff. The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken. Wait! How can a puddle be broken? You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt. NOOOOOOOOOO! Additional summary: Spoiler: Spoiler Humanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward? Additional tags and disclaimers: Read before starting the story: Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go. Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science. Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it. Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible. Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.
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The Undead King’s Chronicle
The hero, sage and saintess after saving the world from the threat of the demon king are betrayed by their party members, their nations and the their gods.Two years after their deaths and strange things begin to happen, the sudden increase in demons,entire armies vanishing,important people dying left and right. This was only just the beginning as the dead do not stay silent for too long.
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What Chaos Can do
The Earth, a living breathing organism, hates Jeanie with a fierce passion But Harold, and Marsha had a plan... yesterday...
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A Misleading Shell
Noah has trouble showing emotions even though he feels them, which mislead people around him and caused them to have an unfavourable impression of him so he grew up isolated until the age of 18 where an incident took place. After he woke up from the incident, he noticed that he wasn't in a hospital, but on a bed in a small hut. huh? "Where a- why are my hands small?" Noah said with a blank face. Wait it wasn't just my hands!! My whole body shrunk! He sat up on the bed, is this a dream? He pinched his cheek, ouch! so this isn't a dream but why am I small? He glanced to the side only to find two corpses that have black bubbles on their skin. No this is definitely a dream, right?! Wake up! please? Suddenly, excruciating pain burst in his head and images started flashing, as if he was seeing memories. Magic? Elves? Fairies? Demonic beasts? Those exist here? So is this not Earth? It seems just like those fantasy worlds he's read about. Well my priority right now is to leave this village, everyone seems to have died to a disease and I don't want to catch it. Then he found out that he was in the middle of nowhere. Oh no. After some years... "Nice to meet you! my name is Amaris, what's yours?" Asked a beautiful girl. Amaris... Amaris? Aeyora? Bête noire? A fantasy like world with beasts and mythical races? !!! It's that dating simulator game!
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The Lies and the Lives of the Taken
Agent Way travels to Austria on a case where he meets Frank, a study abroad student. While the CIA forbids agents any close affairs, Gerard figures if Frank only knows his civilian alias, there's no harm. But with national security at risk and the case hauntingly personal, lying to Frank grows harder. Especially when nobody knows the real Gerard Way, not even the CIA.Highest Ranking: #1 mcrfanfic
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ɪɴꜰᴇʀɴᴏ • ᴋᴏᴋɪᴄʜɪ x ʀᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
Y/n is the Ultimate Fire Dancer ! With a pretty fun personality, her and 16 other students get forced into a killing game. Nothing good can come out of that...right?Well, a certain male has caught her attention.. he's known for being a liar. And she's aware of that. However there is a point where she cannot tell the difference between his lies and the truth. •! Sorry for any spelling mistakes , I normally don't look over the chapters before I publish them 😭 !
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