Big Sneaky Barbarian Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
Gabe Skelter is a short, out-of-shape angry young man. He has no friends, a bad attitude and little prospects other than a general ability to cause mischief. However, during an ill-fated class trip, he's launched into a world of magic and video game skills, something he is ill-equipped to handle.
Now, transformed into a towering hulk of pure, furious stupidity, he begins to stumble his way through his new world while navigating a few unforseen consequences of hastily choosing a class. But hey, at least he has his knowledge of Death Metal to get him through, right?
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This is a semi-crunchy LitRPG featuring a character who begins as an angry edgelord and changes over time.
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1. Prologue - A Beginning Of Sorts
2. Chapter One - Young, Dumb, And Angry
3. Chapter Two - Oh, Boy! Time To Die!
4. Chapter Three - Below Average
5. Chapter Four - Body Yadee Yadee Yadee
6. Chapter Five - The Trouble With Hatchets
7. Chapter Six - Rage And Rats
8. Chapter Seven - Unlikely Assassin
9. Chapter Eight - The Redmark Camp
10. Chapter Nine - From Dusk Til Fawn
11. Chapter Ten - The Perks Of Being New
12. Chapter Eleven - The Mask Of The Mist
13. Chapter Twelve - Magnificent Chaos
14. Chapter Thirteen - Fire
15. Chapter Fourteen - Darkness
16. Chapter Fifteen - Gods and Sandwiches
17. Chapter Sixteen - Tumble and Crumble
18. Chapter Seventeen - Not A Happy Camper
19. Chapter Eighteen - Dungeons and Dummies
20. Chapter Nineteen - Bedeviled Eggs
21. Chapter Twenty - Bicker and Flicker
22. Chapter Twenty One - Flame-Broiled Whoppers
23. Chapter Twenty-Two - Orc-estra
24. Chapter Twenty-Three - Jungle Boogie
25. Chapter Twenty-Four - Time Ain't On My Side
26. Chapter Twenty-Five - Where In The World Is Carmichael Sandiego?
27. Chapter Twenty-Six - Elementary, My Dear Stinky
28. Chapter Twenty-Seven - Bring Me My Brown Pants!
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8 93Rune
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