
In SerialDip$h!+s in Space Comedy Sci-fi Adventure
An eccentric comedy novel (that thinks it's a TV show) about space, and the Dipsh!+s that end up stranded in it. This hyper-self-aware comedy of stupid proportions, centers around Captain William T Lawg (no relation) and his adventures as a guy who managed to afford a refitted soft-top ice-cream truck, in space. Explore the universe with his trusty crew of valiant randos.
Marley, the tech-bro, stoner spacebunny, who just wants to get away from his home world and the bullies it harbors.
Duffy, the plump and sassy female mechanic, who has had every job in existence totaling far more years than possible.
Roy, the frigging fabulous, flamboyant android, and former spy…or possibly current spy. (dun dun, daaaa!)
And lastly, but certainly leastly, that other chick the captain keeps trying to bang.
Ride with the crew of the notorious Tast-E-Chill, to a world of wonder that a lot of other space travelers have already been before, but probably not Lawg, so it's still exciting. This satirical joke on itself and every sci-fi trope ever to exist, will be sure to either thrill you or disappoint you, because COMEDY…IS…SUBJECTIVE!
With a crew of 3-10 and an IQ of also probably 3-10, The captain putters along to uncharted lands, where history, loot, drama, innuendos of the sexual verity, and various Technicolor hoes shall surely be waiting, usually with some form of trap.
Each season brings new and interesting crewmen, like:
Menace: the adorable genderless frog-child-thing with the heart of gold and the dialogue vocabulary of a slightly trained parrot.
Greg: the 8 foot tall, ancient, thermonuclear, semi-retired alien overlord who just wants to prove he still has a purpose…and also to rule the galaxy.
Izzy: a 3rd generation, age-reversed reboot, accidental clone of her own mother/sister/older self, who happens to be Greg's daughter-in-law…and much, much more.
Prepare yourself for shallow adventure, moderately-to high offensive dialogue, and overwhelmingly childish scenarios. Tag along as the crew battles, fierce enemies, lack of food and survival tape, and occasionally their own incompetence. Teen Romance, current politics, subtlety, dignity, this sucker has none of those, and it darn well knows it. Raise the sails and grab the rails as a bunch of dipsh!+s find themselves...IN SPACE. (Roll dramatic tapering credits, to royalty free trumpet music)
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Chapter Selections
1. Episode 1: Desperation and Chupacabra
2. 2 Shit Happens
3. 3: Delta station
4. 4: The Duffy
5. 5: Rocket Launchers and Coctail Sauce
6. 6: A magical Place
7. 7: Public Fupar
8. 8: Espionage and Gay Robots
9. 9: Decisions and Upgrades
10. 10: Asswarmers, Showtunes, Sex-addicts
11. 11: The Nugtastic Voyage
12. 12: Hitler's pants
13. 13: Maybe it's worms
14. 14: Frozen Princess
15. 15: Pandora's Box
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Re: Dragonize
After an unexpected turn of events, Drew must now survive in a world full of challenges with life-or-death stakes. Gone are the days when the biggest problems to face were awkward small-talk at physics department luncheons or mountains of lab work; this former physicist is now adrift in an unfamiliar land without any equipment. Now, Drew's only tool (if it can be called that) is a System, which provides constant reminders of all of the things that are still out of reach for a low-level being who's just arrived in a new world. Luckily, Drew has one powerful asset when taking on the challenges of this new world: surviving violent conflict is a lot easier when you have the power of a dragon at your disposal. Still, Drew has always considered violence a last resort. Why turn to fists (or claws) when a bit of quiet consideration might expose a better path forward? Maybe a life of quiet contemplation is still within reach for this former academic researcher. ...Or maybe not. It probably won't be a life of bloodless pacifism. Additional information for those who wish to calibrate their expectations (I'm adding this based on a few comments I received from readers who feel that the story is not what they expected from a dragon-themed story): Re: Dragonize is not a power fantasy -- or at least, it's not intended to be one. Re: Dragonize is a progression fantasy starting with a protagonist who must start at the bottom (or close to it), and work gradually upwards, making incremental progress with plenty of setbacks along the way. The protagonist, as someone coming from the world of academia, tends to be cautious, methodical, and contemplative. As such, expect this story to contain more than a few digressions as the main character takes the time to pontificate on a variety of topics ranging from Newtonian physics and horology to the nature of existence and the ethical dilemmas associated with being an obligate carnivore.
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Keter
They called him "Keter"; The Top-Most; The Crown. An unsurpassable, unstoppable, unkillable soldier. Etched with a twisted set of morals and studded by an impossible drive for lachesism, Keter terrorized the world for ages. But time, you see, is a most patient thing. As sure as it gives, so does it take. Even the Crown saw the eternal spindle drawing on him. He blinked, for the last time, and saw a world anew. Synopsis. So, basically, I’ve gotten tired of all these stale mcs that keep popping up left right and center. Either they are painstakingly good-natured or horribly written ‘evil’ characters. So, here’s my take on the concept of a Villain. Someone ruthless, cunning, and not shy of seeking darker means to an end. Hell, as long as it’s effective, he’ll prefer the blacker side of business. The new world will be, like many others, one in a medieval-type setting with traces of magic and the like; though I hope to make better use of this than most others who simply steal ideas from classical novels or other sources.
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Gliese
Dreading their inevitable demise, mankind launches a desperate project to colonize an earth like planet in the Gliese planetary system, 20 light years away. This project signified a turning point for humanity, their light in the dark. However, mysterious and unfathomable entities get involved, manipulating things from the shadows. Humanity's star of hope is no longer as it seems. “What is it you desire Lwanda ? , fame? fortune? Or maybe …” Having woken up in a strange and unforgiving planet, Lwanda has but one goal, Survive long enough to have a tomorrow.
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Wolf and Lamb [NaNoWriMo] Volume 1
This is a NaNoWriMo written story with 25k words, excluding the Afterword. The story follows a young man, plunged into an apocalypse, who made contact with an unusual angel. He has to go through many troubles as he fights demons of many kinds. Disclaimer: All names, places, incidents, characters, beliefs and relations are mere imagination of the author or are used fictitiously. Any relation or resemblance to people, names, places, incidents or relations are pure coincidence and are not to be confused with our reality. Country names are used as a geographical information only.
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peryl one shots :)
so these are meryl streep and pierce brosnan one shots! i'll try and post short story's everyday depending on my busy day but I'll try to post as much as often. maybe even two story's a day ya never know 🤷🏼♀️. but anyway enjoy these stories!! ❤️
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Mated to 20 lonely and thirsty vampires
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