A Portal Fantasy Comedy Poem Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure
Mix an adolescent shepherd boy in love with a girl who wants to meet existentialists, a Viscount in need of an adventure, and a bland psychic. Add in a flippant god. Put them in a land made up of the after-lives of various different cultures. Stir gently. Sprinkle in some random Midgard Serpent, Genghis Khan, Scheherazade, and a cussing mocking bird. Fry lightly. Season to taste and serve with desired garnishes. Bon apetit!
A comic fantasy poetic epic, filled with misfits, slapstick routines, light romance, people shouting out the names of their battle skills before using them, old philosopher dudes running around naked, a very serious lamb, demonic knitting, battery operated magic swords and even more traumatising stuff!
I experimented with different styles in the beginning and finally settled on an ABABBCBC rhyme scheme
(Give me your 0.5s. Gimme, gimme, gimme. I'm collecting them, seriously)
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Chapter Selections
1. Mary had a Little Lamb
2. Thor is Hungry!
3. Old MacDonald had a Yggdrasil Tree
4. Nietzsche and the Didgeridoo
5. A Saint and a Journey to Asgard
6. A British Pugilist Fisticuffing in Valhalla
7. Thor Needs to See a Shrink
8. Merlin and the Power of Positive Thinking
9. Love, Tragedy and Mangoes
10. Midgard Serpent: The Hater of Riddles
11. Genghis Khan: Keeper of the Unbroken Voice
12. Intermission (And a Random Paean) [Hiatus Warning]
Silver Fox and the Western Hero
Author's Note. This is book 7! Please feel free to hop on and enjoy! If you find you like my writing style, I hope you'll check out the first 6 books, all available to read on Kindle Unlimited, link below!) Alex was dying, and all the millions his father had left him meant nothing. The life he had been so eager to embrace, to do the memory of his father proud, would soon come to an end. Cancer. That ugly, terrible word. He had tried to be strong for his mother, even when the treatments left him violently ill, his body wracked with pain, his friends and even his girlfriend leaving him almost as fast as his once impressive physique wasted to nothing under the ravages of his illness. And just when he thought all hope was dead, a couple discrete referals placed by high-powered friends of his family got him an exclusive spot at the most sophisticated cryonic facility in the world. He didn't know if there was such a thing as an afterlife, but part of the package included uploading a copy of his cortex into a digital universe filled countless worlds to explore, where he could embrace whatever class or profession he could dream of. All of which sounded hell of a lot better than the miserable death waiting for him in the real world. In the end, he signed the paperwork, putting his pathetic flickering life in the hands of potential quacks and charlatans. After all, with death just days away, what did he have to lose? Even if he could never be successfully revived, he could at least adventure his heart out. (Authors Note: Books 1-6 are now live on Amazon and here is a link if you wanted to check it out! And I will continue to post chapters to Book 6 here first, until that tale is told! I hope you enjoy! And if you wanted to help support my work by checking out book 1 on Amazon, I would be extremely grateful!)
8 115Stygian Mage
"Welcome Traveler."It was what Soren first heard when he met an impossibly strange man in a horrendously strange world, where fantasy became reality. Now, stranded in the unknown world, Soren must make use of the discovery that strength is all that matters in this world, and try to get himself back home--That is, If he's able to find his way. But there is always more behind the veil of uncertainty, and Soren must be deathly sure of the decisions he makes. After all, curiosity can kill more than just cats. [Author: This is the first story I have ever written so have mercy on me. Bear with me please if I make any mistakes. I welcome all sorts of criticism as it will help me improve. Hope you guys like it.] PS: This story will contain explicit sexual content and profanities. The Mc is not a good guy in this story so don’t expect a nice Mc who will help others regardless of his well-being. P.P.S: The cover image is not owned by me. I used Adobe Spark to combine and edit some free images. P.P.P.S: Also posting on Webnovel, Moonquill, Wattpad, and Scribblehub. Edit: I thought I should add this in here because it seems to be a problem for many people--My inspirations came from mainly chinese webnovels, so my writing style resembled that a lot at start. I just wanted to leave a note here for people who don't like such stuff. I've already improved a lot and changed my style in recent chs, so hope you guys give it a try before dropping prematurely if that's your reason. Furthermore, I will also be editing all the early chs in the near future to make the quality similar to the recent chs. Current Schedule: 1 ch / week [On Saturdays]. [Will be increasing the release rate once I'm comfortable with this speed].
8 94Path Between Realms (Choosing Magic)
Addison was given up by her mother in a series of supernatural deals. She grew up not with one strange parent, but 3 demons, a faerie queen, and an old witch. Growing restless as she grows older, Addison searches for a way to choose her own path, and come into the powers of one realm instead of stuck between all three. So the faerie queen makes her a deal. Go on a quest, and earn your freedom. All she has to do is find the three things that bind her to each place. Now shes on a mission. Figure out what those are, and get them back to the fey realm.
8 84Another world? what's the difference?
Yana,20 y.o, is a man who really questions about the world's system.why do you praise a genius? a prodigy?why are you ignoring a hard worker?An obvious result by a genius is more attractive than a barely visible result by a hard worker. He can't understand that.He lives his life by helping a hard working person until one day, an existence that is called "god" appears before him and ask his help to win his "game" in another world.
8 544Spirk - Yours
Kirk and Spock both begin to have feelings for each other. They go to Bones for help, but realize that some things you can't learn from others; you have to experience them yourself.-------I have tried to be as canon-compliant to the original series as possible so here you go please enjoy my love letter to TOS (P.S. sorry I'm terrible at summaries lol)(P.P.S. if you're looking for smut you can pass right on by because this is nothing but pure, heart-achingly sweet fluff you have been warned)
8 206Panta
Sometimes a lie can be better than the truth.....
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