《A Portal Fantasy Comedy Poem》Love, Tragedy and Mangoes
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Scene: A vast and dark ocean in the Living Plane
Enter: A creature opening its emerald eyes
Shining in dark ocean bed with something arcane
The eyes blink. The creature roars as it makes its rise
A hundred metres wide or more it does comprise
And It is perhaps twenty times that size in length
Onyx blue scales, and sharp teeth that are optimised
To bite anything, maybe everything, to death
It undulates its body and lets out a breath
Shaking away from it, centuries of debris
"Something wicked this way comes" It speaks, quotes Macbeth
"I cannot believe that I am finally free,"
it rises up the surface within seconds three
And transforms itself into a little human
He is now a man with red hair, "Ouch! That damn tree"
He plucks out splinter from finger and keeps moving
He reaches the shore, people stare in confusion
Some even laugh at him, the green eyed naked man
A stare quiets them, from his green eyes of ruin
He weaves a magic portal and then leaves the land
The Midgard Serpent is free, but what is his plan?
Will he bring Ragnarok, and end reality?
From this frightening scene let us move to Japan
Or its afterlife counterpart, past celestial sea.
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Enter: Hiraku, one of twelve Overseers
He was entitled to things most can only dream
His fief of Ogon No didn’t hold any fears
The whole realm of Uso held him in great esteem
'Uso' means lie, which might be a little extreme
For the Afterlife in which the Japanese stay
They were expecting reincarnation it seems
Or a place with their ancestors in starry bay
In Uso, though ne'er hungry, they still need to pay
for luxuries. They're tired of living the same
life they lived on Earth, this is no true holiday
It's the living world in everything but its name
Hiraku was a samurai of great acclaim
His scars told of battles where he ne'er gave quarter
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The real tragedy was that his death was real lame
He slipped on a mango and died in the water
before he could join in the world's biggest slaughter
If the river hadn't killed him he would have been
Hiraku, one of history's greatest authors
The best and strongest samurai this world had seen
When he entered Afterlife he was not serene
Years of training in calming his heart, he forgot
He did not much like this land of the in between
Was this really happening or Ieyasu's plot?
Give me my rebirth, he demanded on the spot
Where he first landed in the realm of Afterlife
He tried to break open his head with a black pot
To release his soul and go back to real world strife
A wandering monk found him and did analyse (him)
His head splitting behaviour was an oddity
(The) Monk was Loong from Shaolin who met his demise
When he slipped on a mango of bad quality
He was legendary for his philosophy
And renowned throughout for his great martial prowess
Led on adventures by his curiosity
The number of enemies he faced were countless
His strength, people said, was very close to boundless
His short stature made people underestimate
him. Wherever he went he battled the foulness
of men. He was a staunch foe to evil's mandate
He knocked out Hiraku and then carried him straight
to his home in mountains so tall and beautiful
In Hiraku he saw a hero he could create
He looked closely, sure he was not delusional
Loong's training methods were all so inscrutable
After fifty years Hiraku bade Loong farewell
He went back to Uso, (his) journey a crucible
Adventures en route made his reputation swell
In this strange Afterlife his dreams he did excel
His many tales attracted the Emperor's ear
He was made an Overseer and did quite well
The golden age of Hiraku was finally here
The people of his fief all thought he was a dear
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He brought great prosperity to his Ogon No
He made many new laws and raised his fief a tier
(The) First law proclaimed banned all production of mango
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Her name was Etsuko, she owned a perfume shop
For brave, strong Hiraku it was love at first sight
The thought of talking to her felt like a sword chop
But Etsuko was his one and his true bright light
Her shop, next to a fish monger's, smelt good despite
Her perfumes were so strong, so fresh and very nice
That even the manure shop next door couldn't stink the site
Hiraku went there everyday to ask the price
of her perfumes, bought them all and gave her advice
On logistic and storage costs, other mundanes
He did everything he could think of to entice
the beautiful woman. Love then finally rained
The whole fiefdom came to bless what Hiraku gained:
A lovely new wife. Marriage feast lasted three days
Eating was a luxury, so many remained
for the entire wedding. It caused quite a craze
Akio was born a year later and amazed
Everyone with his great aptitude and his strength
Feasts were given, and people came with take-aways
To discreetly put some food in, before they went
back to their houses, so full, so well and content
They praised Akio's name to the skies. He was the best
of the best, first in every single event
When he participated there was no contest
The best nannies, best food he had, none did protest
The best of teachers and the best equipment too
He assisted everyone in all their requests
He even learned to fly at the age of just two
He was a chivalrous knight, they said, through and through
Tough as a warrior, and clever as a sage
People cheered for him whenever he came in view
And all this when he was only nine years of age
The fief of Kita bordered Ogon No, they waged
constant battles with Hiraku and his soldiers
Kita now had a new weapon, a battle sage
Sayonara his name, a crafty advisor
Kita soldiers led by Sayonara the Tiger
Rampaged through the wealthy fiefdom of Ogon No
Hiraku caught unprepared, without armour either
He in battle asked, "where's my son and Etsuko?"
"They are both dead by now, and that is all I know"
Hiraku was overcome with sorrow and grief
He stabbed himself with dagger and fell in the snow
And thus did Kita conquer Hiraku's great fief
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Akio had been playing shogi with his friend
When the sounds and screams battle did reach his young ears
His mother armed with knitting needles did attend
to her son as she imagined her greatest fears
"Son, remember this," she said as she wiped her tears
“Even from the ashes does the great phoenix rise
Remember all your training and make many heirs
I’ll do everything to keep you from your demise
Fly Akio, just like your daily exercise”
She threw open a window and then hugged him tight
"I cannot bear it, mama," he said "please don't cry
Let them come and I will show them my deadly bite"
"No, my love," she replied, "In this you cannot fight
Go now and fly far away, my child, please hurry
Don't come back until you're able to end this plight
Fly away Akio, please don't make me worry"
She threw him out the window, and things got murky
Akio heard the sounds of combat as he fell
One day he would come back here, showing no mercy
To (his) enemies, he swore, filled with vengeance and hell
He flew far away with the sky in parallel
And then reached a colourful desert caravan
They were very impressed by him and let him dwell
amongst them. He took a new name 'Al-Out Katan'
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