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Scene: A small room with mystical paraphernalia

Covering the wall. A woman sits at a table

Before a crystal ball. She's decked out in regalia:

Multicolored shawl, turban tall, bejeweled and able:

Marvelous magical medium Madame Anna

Is ready this morning for her first ever reading.

Enter: James Hellington, Viscount of Whochester,

Cravate folded just right... She thinks he looks quite dashing!

"A powerful totem, I sense it in you," she sings.

James looks pleased and nods his head, peering into crystal.

"Now we summon it," her song is strong and it now brings

Extraordinary forces and winds mystical.

Then a burst of smoke and the sound of a shot pistol.

A man appears on the table, looking disgruntled

He yawns, then says, "I am Thor, why have you woken me?

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Thor sighs. He then sits on the table cross-legged

He lights a pipe, cursing a reluctant match stick

James grows bold, " wonder from what gutter you were dredged?

You're clearly not bon ton, your hair is much too slick

Thor or More, begone whoever you are, crude brute!

No hat, no jacket, no shirt, not one how-de-do

Soar away, before my dueling pistol shoots truth

Vile interloper of a private session, you!"

Thor grins, "A duel with a pup? Sheesh kebab lunch."

James grows red faced. He says,"I'll drown you in the Thames!"

"Pepper roasted turkey with apple cider punch."

"Vulgar gourmand! My saber shall cut off your gems."

"Fried chicken with cinnamon buns? A snack or brunch?"

"Vile cannibal! Take your crude mouth away! away!

Your vulgar discourse is making the lady faint."