
In SerialBinary Progression: Torrented Edition Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure Slice of Life
This was ment to be the self-published 'real' book of Binary Progression; turns out there isn't much of a market for this kind of story... that and it sucked! As such I am writing another (more successful) series but this was just laying about my book folder so I'm posting it here, please forget the fact I said it sucked, pretty please.
JohnWillStab is the poorly-named shut-in on a quest to get into MMOs after a failed online career backfired leaving him uninterested in his speciality, strategy games.
He discovers an old, abandoned game with an active, albeit very eccentric, community of no more than five-hundred players on a single server maintained by an unknown individual.
Unbeknownst to him, the game he found is more than just an ordinary WoW clone and after many adventures with his group, they make the terrifying discovery that after two full volumes this story becomes a god damn isekai.
What’s worse, JohnWillStab, the number-one edgelord on the server is somehow ending up in positions of power despite literally being an undead rogue with evil magic tentacles!
Will John’s edginess ruin the isekai? Why does the doctor have the highest kill-count in the game? Is 👑 really a valid character you could use for your username? Can the chef perform an exorcism? Why is God asking John for chicken nuggets? Really, he could just spawn them in - in fact, we saw him spawning food in before!
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1. Prologues Are Weird
2. You’ll Never Find A Good Game Sitting On Your Ass Without Searching!
3. A Joke-Character Is Only a Joke Until You Get Attached To Them!
4. Hand-Holdy Tutorials suck!
5. Following Directions From The Global Chat Is A Bad Idea!
6. Tanks are either really nice or massochists!
7. Find me thirty-seven boar asses, Player!
8. Low-Level quests are anticlimactic at higher levels; Do them while you’re at the Appropriate level!
9. It’s Not Cheating If You Roleplay!
10. Slimes Are An Over-used and an Under-explored monster! Eat them Or Something!
11. Feeling Bad For A fictional Character is Like Feeling Bad For A Historical Figure, Totally Justified
12. Destructable Terrain Is All Fun and Games until a capital city goes missing!
13. People Who Can’t Let A Joke Die Are Just As Bad As Those Who Oppose Its Creation!
14. Party Members Who Cry about you doing a few quests By Yourself Are Degenerates!
15. Be Rootin’ Be Tootin’ and By God, Be Shootin’
16. All Is Fair In Love, War and on the Auction House!
17. The shinier the ore the more expensive it is!
18. Anything you eat or Drink Becomes ten times better by an Open Flame!
19. Games That Are Inconsistant About Realism Suck!
20. The Reason ♛ can teleport everywhere is because her name is the queen piece.
21. Blue Fire Is Cooler Than Red, Orange and Yellow fire, But green Fire… that’s where It’s At!
22. Running Away From A Problem that is Faster Than You Is Just Facing It With Extra Steps!
23. Are Alexnader’s Cat Ears Real Or Just A Hair Thing?
24. People Who Refuse To Step Out of AOE attacks And Then Blame THe Healers Are Scum!
25. Much Like Fortune Telling, If The Scares Are Vague Enough, People Will Probably Buy Into Them!
26. A likable Guy Called Alexander!... Kinda Likable…
27. Enjoying a moment you Dislike in Hindsigh Is Reverse-Nostalgia!
28. Beating a Boss is fun Once, Then it’s a Chore!
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Dragon Sword God
You want me to bow down to you? Never!You want to fight me?I will fight!You want me to go to this dangerous place?I will go!You want to hurt the people close to me?I will kill you!You will be a hassle in the future?I won't let you live another day!This is my story!So watch as I use the memories and power from my world in this new strange world where power and money are everything. Watch how I become the Dragon Sword God![18+ Warning contains Gory scenes, Strong language and Sexual scenes] [Ps: If you find any grammar mistakes or are wondering about something please tell me in the comment section of the chapter it is regarding. Thank You!]_____________________________________________________________________________________________You can also read it at my website : https://saleban1.wordpress.com/Also make sure to read my other novels.
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Chiaroscuro
Light. Dark. The Twin Goddesses who reign over Halorath command the forces of night and day. Both have gained power of the domains of fallen gods, and they grant access to these magicks to their followers. It has been ages since the Godswar, and the divine realms remain at peace as the sisters rule. But strange happenings foretell a coming calamity. Adventurers in the Vynte Marches uncover lost artifacts and foreboding prophecies. A lone survivor of a massacre hunts the thing that killed her people-- a thing that has not been seen on Halorath since the Godswar. Tensions between nations rise, and ill omens stand for all to see. And at the center of it is a pair of children who hold the fate of the world in their hands...
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All my stats are ZERO and my first mission, IS TO KILL GOD!?
I have to become faster, stronger and powerful than anyone else. Or all the people i love, will perish in the maws of God.
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Poems of Rain
'Poetry is an emotion written in words through a pen that never lies.'-KRJust a collection of poems I wrote. Poems of life, growth, sadness, love, betrayal, and hope. I'll post whenever I write as I tread through my days.Cover credit: the cover is a painting by @Joony art (YT)Started on: 09/07/2022Best rankings:#4 in poetry#2 in poems#8 in bookofpoems#7 in poetrycollection#10 in poet#1 in freeverse#2 in metaphor
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Devil's daughter
She's the daughter of the devil. Her problem is that she's the only child of the devil and the vampire. Clare doesn't want to inherit the throne for the devil. Her hobby is reading books and wanting to adventure instead of locked up. Clare wants to break free of her fate of being enthrone as the next devil. Unlike the demons under her father's reign she didn't terrorize humans or attack them. She wanted to live peacefully with the humans and going out to the world. Instead she is locked up in the castle waiting to be enthroned. She is bored of being locked inside the castle by her father. On her coronation things don't go as expected as her father expects.
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How To: Survive Teenagehood
There is a stage between childhood and adulthood that makes us all want to bang our heads into a concrete wall as if that will somehow make us forget the things we did in that cringe-worthy stage of adolescence. That golden era of bad haircuts, first and last dates, and that undeniable feeling of wanting to fit in. Teenagehood. Surviving it is a feat in itself, and the memories you make may haunt you forever. So this is my guide to the good, the bad, and the ugly of surviving teenagehood. Yes this will include anecdotes.[Highest Rank: #1 in Non-Fiction 16.10.17]
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