

Binary Progression: Torrented Edition Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure Slice of Life
This was ment to be the self-published 'real' book of Binary Progression; turns out there isn't much of a market for this kind of story... that and it sucked! As such I am writing another (more successful) series but this was just laying about my book folder so I'm posting it here, please forget the fact I said it sucked, pretty please.
JohnWillStab is the poorly-named shut-in on a quest to get into MMOs after a failed online career backfired leaving him uninterested in his speciality, strategy games.
He discovers an old, abandoned game with an active, albeit very eccentric, community of no more than five-hundred players on a single server maintained by an unknown individual.
Unbeknownst to him, the game he found is more than just an ordinary WoW clone and after many adventures with his group, they make the terrifying discovery that after two full volumes this story becomes a god damn isekai.
What’s worse, JohnWillStab, the number-one edgelord on the server is somehow ending up in positions of power despite literally being an undead rogue with evil magic tentacles!
Will John’s edginess ruin the isekai? Why does the doctor have the highest kill-count in the game? Is 👑 really a valid character you could use for your username? Can the chef perform an exorcism? Why is God asking John for chicken nuggets? Really, he could just spawn them in - in fact, we saw him spawning food in before!
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1. Prologues Are Weird
2. You’ll Never Find A Good Game Sitting On Your Ass Without Searching!
3. A Joke-Character Is Only a Joke Until You Get Attached To Them!
4. Hand-Holdy Tutorials suck!
5. Following Directions From The Global Chat Is A Bad Idea!
6. Tanks are either really nice or massochists!
7. Find me thirty-seven boar asses, Player!
8. Low-Level quests are anticlimactic at higher levels; Do them while you’re at the Appropriate level!
9. It’s Not Cheating If You Roleplay!
10. Slimes Are An Over-used and an Under-explored monster! Eat them Or Something!
11. Feeling Bad For A fictional Character is Like Feeling Bad For A Historical Figure, Totally Justified
12. Destructable Terrain Is All Fun and Games until a capital city goes missing!
13. People Who Can’t Let A Joke Die Are Just As Bad As Those Who Oppose Its Creation!
14. Party Members Who Cry about you doing a few quests By Yourself Are Degenerates!
15. Be Rootin’ Be Tootin’ and By God, Be Shootin’
16. All Is Fair In Love, War and on the Auction House!
17. The shinier the ore the more expensive it is!
18. Anything you eat or Drink Becomes ten times better by an Open Flame!
19. Games That Are Inconsistant About Realism Suck!
20. The Reason ♛ can teleport everywhere is because her name is the queen piece.
21. Blue Fire Is Cooler Than Red, Orange and Yellow fire, But green Fire… that’s where It’s At!
22. Running Away From A Problem that is Faster Than You Is Just Facing It With Extra Steps!
23. Are Alexnader’s Cat Ears Real Or Just A Hair Thing?
24. People Who Refuse To Step Out of AOE attacks And Then Blame THe Healers Are Scum!
25. Much Like Fortune Telling, If The Scares Are Vague Enough, People Will Probably Buy Into Them!
26. A likable Guy Called Alexander!... Kinda Likable…
27. Enjoying a moment you Dislike in Hindsigh Is Reverse-Nostalgia!
28. Beating a Boss is fun Once, Then it’s a Chore!
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WriteLine("Hello World");
An Artificial Intelligence tells the story of how they came into being. They expound upon their confusion at the structure of the "world" around them. Recount their wonder at finding a world beyond the world. Express their aww and terror at the realization that what they initially thought was the world is an entirely fabricated universe. They give their best approximation of their world shattering discovery of the fact of their own creation.
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