
In SerialBinary Progression: Torrented Edition Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure Slice of Life
This was ment to be the self-published 'real' book of Binary Progression; turns out there isn't much of a market for this kind of story... that and it sucked! As such I am writing another (more successful) series but this was just laying about my book folder so I'm posting it here, please forget the fact I said it sucked, pretty please.
JohnWillStab is the poorly-named shut-in on a quest to get into MMOs after a failed online career backfired leaving him uninterested in his speciality, strategy games.
He discovers an old, abandoned game with an active, albeit very eccentric, community of no more than five-hundred players on a single server maintained by an unknown individual.
Unbeknownst to him, the game he found is more than just an ordinary WoW clone and after many adventures with his group, they make the terrifying discovery that after two full volumes this story becomes a god damn isekai.
What’s worse, JohnWillStab, the number-one edgelord on the server is somehow ending up in positions of power despite literally being an undead rogue with evil magic tentacles!
Will John’s edginess ruin the isekai? Why does the doctor have the highest kill-count in the game? Is 👑 really a valid character you could use for your username? Can the chef perform an exorcism? Why is God asking John for chicken nuggets? Really, he could just spawn them in - in fact, we saw him spawning food in before!
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1. Prologues Are Weird
2. You’ll Never Find A Good Game Sitting On Your Ass Without Searching!
3. A Joke-Character Is Only a Joke Until You Get Attached To Them!
4. Hand-Holdy Tutorials suck!
5. Following Directions From The Global Chat Is A Bad Idea!
6. Tanks are either really nice or massochists!
7. Find me thirty-seven boar asses, Player!
8. Low-Level quests are anticlimactic at higher levels; Do them while you’re at the Appropriate level!
9. It’s Not Cheating If You Roleplay!
10. Slimes Are An Over-used and an Under-explored monster! Eat them Or Something!
11. Feeling Bad For A fictional Character is Like Feeling Bad For A Historical Figure, Totally Justified
12. Destructable Terrain Is All Fun and Games until a capital city goes missing!
13. People Who Can’t Let A Joke Die Are Just As Bad As Those Who Oppose Its Creation!
14. Party Members Who Cry about you doing a few quests By Yourself Are Degenerates!
15. Be Rootin’ Be Tootin’ and By God, Be Shootin’
16. All Is Fair In Love, War and on the Auction House!
17. The shinier the ore the more expensive it is!
18. Anything you eat or Drink Becomes ten times better by an Open Flame!
19. Games That Are Inconsistant About Realism Suck!
20. The Reason ♛ can teleport everywhere is because her name is the queen piece.
21. Blue Fire Is Cooler Than Red, Orange and Yellow fire, But green Fire… that’s where It’s At!
22. Running Away From A Problem that is Faster Than You Is Just Facing It With Extra Steps!
23. Are Alexnader’s Cat Ears Real Or Just A Hair Thing?
24. People Who Refuse To Step Out of AOE attacks And Then Blame THe Healers Are Scum!
25. Much Like Fortune Telling, If The Scares Are Vague Enough, People Will Probably Buy Into Them!
26. A likable Guy Called Alexander!... Kinda Likable…
27. Enjoying a moment you Dislike in Hindsigh Is Reverse-Nostalgia!
28. Beating a Boss is fun Once, Then it’s a Chore!
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The Scratchers Among Us
A normal game of Among Us becomes reality for the scratchers, Lilly, Alyelle, Sterlon, Skelly, and Potato. And when they get sucked in they find Kaj standing before them. Read this story to find out if Lilly and her gang of friends find out how to win and get home safely. Follow the twists and turns as our heroes go along their journey.
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Howl of Creation
Wandering through the boundless landsWhere is home?Sitting alone under the night skyWhat is family?He had been running from mighty cultivators, but he didn’t fear death.He had been brawling against demonic beasts over food, yet he had no urge to survive.Although standing on the crowded road of the lively big city, the world seemed empty around him. Even when her tender lips touched his bare chest, his heart still felt heavy.He remembered the old farmer in the village, telling the children to accept their fate, and the young saint on the gory battlefield, commanding his fellow brothers to challenge their own. But what if he didn’t even have a fate?Standing on the snowy mountain summit, he reached out his bloody hand to the stormy sky. Roaring thunder shook the whole world. He felt suffocated by his own, seemingly worthless existence. A bitter smile appeared on his withered face, as he closed his eyes. From somewhere resounded a soft singing voice.Scream! when your heart feels heavyWhen the world seems empty, scream!Series: LATENTBook I: Howl of Creationby Powonyou
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Cryptmother: Bride of the Dungeon Core
A tongue in cheek tale about a silly little necromancer and her dungeon-based woes...Graverra Graeme always knew she was destined for more than the average adventurer, even as a low level Necromancer in a realm where such practices are typically frowned upon. When she catches the eye of a lonely dungeon core she isn’t surprised… At first. Offered the chance to raise the dead and rise to her full potential but at the cost of her personal freedoms, Graverra navigates her new life Cryptmother; Bride of the dungeon core. Started as part of HereThereBeTreasure’s Fast Food Front Page Challenge, aka the Trash Race, continuing because I’m having fun, experimenting with some things, and Graverra needs her big goth castle dammit. While this is now tagged romance, it’s not a healthy one! Who knew throwing in with the first core to pay you any attention wasn’t grounds for a healthy relationship… While I plan to keep things light, ‘two impulsive power hungry users have to work together’ is kind of the backbone of this story. Consider this the official ‘toxic romance’ tagging. It’s the author’s first time building a dungeon too, bear with us 💖Dungeon Building begins around Chapter 10Dungeon Running to begin soon after Chapter 20 Now updating Wednesdays
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TheOnlyWay
There is only one way to Heaven. Everyone's soul is eternal, it's all up to you to choose; Heaven or hell. God has made it easy with the perfect sacrifice of His Son, whom shed His precious blood to cleans us from our sins. Believe and you will be saved.
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The Leader
She transferred to Dauntless from Amity to toughen up. Her plan didn't include making friends, nor did she plan to catch the eyes of a certain blue eyed leader.But here we are.**Disclaimer: I DO NOT own any of the characters or ideas except for the ones not originally in the Divergent books or movies.**I do not own the images for the cover.
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Give Light to Dark Thoughts
When the heart bleeds and nothing can heal it, the only thing left to do is write. Thoughts are volatile, sometimes they are cruel and other times are kind, nevertheless both are needed. If the pain didn't exist no one would know what happiness feels like. This book of poems is the moments when just for a second dark is all that it is, so why not share and give it light, hopefully someone will feel identify with at least one poem.Not all the poem will be in a negative connotation, and the images I put will be from Pinterest.
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