
In SerialBinary Progression: Torrented Edition Fantasy Comedy Action Adventure Slice of Life
This was ment to be the self-published 'real' book of Binary Progression; turns out there isn't much of a market for this kind of story... that and it sucked! As such I am writing another (more successful) series but this was just laying about my book folder so I'm posting it here, please forget the fact I said it sucked, pretty please.
JohnWillStab is the poorly-named shut-in on a quest to get into MMOs after a failed online career backfired leaving him uninterested in his speciality, strategy games.
He discovers an old, abandoned game with an active, albeit very eccentric, community of no more than five-hundred players on a single server maintained by an unknown individual.
Unbeknownst to him, the game he found is more than just an ordinary WoW clone and after many adventures with his group, they make the terrifying discovery that after two full volumes this story becomes a god damn isekai.
What’s worse, JohnWillStab, the number-one edgelord on the server is somehow ending up in positions of power despite literally being an undead rogue with evil magic tentacles!
Will John’s edginess ruin the isekai? Why does the doctor have the highest kill-count in the game? Is 👑 really a valid character you could use for your username? Can the chef perform an exorcism? Why is God asking John for chicken nuggets? Really, he could just spawn them in - in fact, we saw him spawning food in before!
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1. Prologues Are Weird
2. You’ll Never Find A Good Game Sitting On Your Ass Without Searching!
3. A Joke-Character Is Only a Joke Until You Get Attached To Them!
4. Hand-Holdy Tutorials suck!
5. Following Directions From The Global Chat Is A Bad Idea!
6. Tanks are either really nice or massochists!
7. Find me thirty-seven boar asses, Player!
8. Low-Level quests are anticlimactic at higher levels; Do them while you’re at the Appropriate level!
9. It’s Not Cheating If You Roleplay!
10. Slimes Are An Over-used and an Under-explored monster! Eat them Or Something!
11. Feeling Bad For A fictional Character is Like Feeling Bad For A Historical Figure, Totally Justified
12. Destructable Terrain Is All Fun and Games until a capital city goes missing!
13. People Who Can’t Let A Joke Die Are Just As Bad As Those Who Oppose Its Creation!
14. Party Members Who Cry about you doing a few quests By Yourself Are Degenerates!
15. Be Rootin’ Be Tootin’ and By God, Be Shootin’
16. All Is Fair In Love, War and on the Auction House!
17. The shinier the ore the more expensive it is!
18. Anything you eat or Drink Becomes ten times better by an Open Flame!
19. Games That Are Inconsistant About Realism Suck!
20. The Reason ♛ can teleport everywhere is because her name is the queen piece.
21. Blue Fire Is Cooler Than Red, Orange and Yellow fire, But green Fire… that’s where It’s At!
22. Running Away From A Problem that is Faster Than You Is Just Facing It With Extra Steps!
23. Are Alexnader’s Cat Ears Real Or Just A Hair Thing?
24. People Who Refuse To Step Out of AOE attacks And Then Blame THe Healers Are Scum!
25. Much Like Fortune Telling, If The Scares Are Vague Enough, People Will Probably Buy Into Them!
26. A likable Guy Called Alexander!... Kinda Likable…
27. Enjoying a moment you Dislike in Hindsigh Is Reverse-Nostalgia!
28. Beating a Boss is fun Once, Then it’s a Chore!
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The Parasite
Henry is a normal teenager. However, one night, when his brother, Max, disappears in the woods, Henry goes to find him, but finds a sinister secret instead. Henry, along with his three friends, go after what was thought to be a urban legend, but find out its more deadly than they expect. Now after 7 relics, they have to find the relics before it finds them. Remember, The Wolf is always watching...(The Parasite Cover belongs to Illystria and can be used nowhere else except this book)
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The Hunt for Veritas - Book 2 of the Rosethorn Chronicles
Tunio is orphaned by the dark elves completing the break of the curse. Charged by his father to forgive, Tunio seeks to start his own life. He is sent away from Fort Northern Wiles with Captain Hiwot. Onboard he makes friends with Aquillia the Elf, Metilia the half elf, and Gazali the captain’s son. They arrive at Peace Landing the Gnomish island city.King Angularis fears for his own crown, as plots and intrigue begin to surround him. The first of the eight seals have fallen, and the fear is that another will fall. So, he seeks to find the Belt of Veritas which is rumoured to have the ability to grant the wearer the discernment between lies and truth.Anatoli loses his mother and discovers that his father has another son, a true son that he didn’t abandon and seeks revenge on Tunio. First taking his fathers sword and then doing what he can to hamper Tunio even if it means lying to the king.
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Chaos Wielder
In the far future, humanity has spread out and conquered the galaxy, becoming one of the greatest civilizations to ever exist, yet their greatest enemy is themselves. On a desolate planet, in a backwater region of space, an ancient but dying family tries to rise again.Jay is a son of this family and can wield one of the universe's most mysterious and powerful phenomena 'Chaos'
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Evolution-revolution ! ( On Hiatus.... I will never give up... just need time. )
In a green planet, much like earth. A silvery round ball appeared out of seemingly nowhere. No, it was silver in color, but in fact it seemed like it was something organic... ___________________________________ In a world full of magic and unplea- I mean pleasant surprises, a being like no other appeared. A life form like no other... or wait, what the !?!? An experimental weapon made from gods ? A being made to destroy? Wait ! Gods ??? What the heck ?.... Something went wrong in the experiment, and what seemed like a success, failed... and so they threw it in a "trash" world, at least then it would be forgotten by everyone.. or would it ?
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Du Nhiên Mạt Thế - Lão Bối (Van edit)
Du nhiên mạt thế 悠然末世 Lão Bối 老貝 Thể loại: mạt thế, trọng sinh, NP (nhất thụ tam công), tùy thân không gian, HE Tình trạng : Hoàn (77 chương + 3 PN) Edit: Hoàn (Xôi thịt đầy đủ hê hê) Nhà chính: https://builongthivan.wordpress.com/ Nguồn QT: https://datuquynh.wordpress.com/2013/10/21/du-nhien-mat-the-lao-boi/ Nguồn raw: http://bbs.txtnovel.com/ Truyện dịch chưa được sự cho phép của tác giả, vì mình không biết tiếng Trung nên chưa xin, có vấn đề gì mong tác giả thứ lỗi. Truyện có tính chất nhạy cảm, về tình yêu giữa nam x nam, nếu không thích, xin click back. Truyện dịch không mang mục đích thương mại, chỉ mang tính giải trí và sở thích cá nhân, nếu đưa lên trang web nào khác, xin hãy dẫn đường link và chú thích đầy đủ! Văn án Giãy dụa tại mạt thế 15 năm, cuối cùng chết tại ốc đảo huyền bí, Lâm Phàm bởi vì không cam lòng, trước khi chết lại ăn được bạch quả thần kì, vì vậy hắn trọng sinh; lần nữa mạt thế, có được tùy thân không gian, Lâm Phàm càng trở nên tùy tính tùy tâm. "Bắc Cực" theo lời cha mẹ rốt cuộc là căn nguyên tai nạn mạt thế hay là chỗ ở an toàn? Ngẫu nhiên lại gặp được những người tu tiên đó là người tốt hay xấu? Không sao, tất cả đều không quan trọng, hắn thế nhưng tại trước mạt thế bùng nổ nửa năm gặp biến dị thể, nhiễm siêu vi trùng SR - Bán Thú nhân, là trong truyền thuyết binh khí hình người cường đại vô song Bán Thú nhân, thật là tên đang bán manh kia?! Còn bạn trẻ lạnh lùng kiêu ngạo họ Nghiêm này, là vị thành niên a, hắn ăn không tiêu! Thảm nhất là Lôi tiểu ca, ngươi thật là mẹ kế ta nhặt được
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GhostBaby | C. Husband x OC
GhostBaby is one of youtube's biggest faceless YouTubers amassing a whopping 7 million subscribers. Jacksepticeye, her best friend who supported her from the start, but when a new game comes into the equation new people do too. Will Ghost be able to cope with all the change? Or will she back away and hide like she usually does?#1 in anxiety 20/12/2020#2 in creator 20/12/2020#1 in corpsexoc 20/12/2020#1 in creator 07/01/2021#6 in pewdiepie 08/01/2021#3 in jacksepticeye 01/02/2021#1 in jacksepticeye 16/02/2021
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