《'My Lavender' (On-going)》20⚡(pt. 2)
Advertisement
Previously~
Rocky slowly shook his head as a term of "i don't know".
A blue van is approaching the Douglas Household
"Okay dudes, operation kick butt is about to commence, synchronize watches!" Fester said to his buddies
"What time is it?" number 2 asked
"I don't know anybody got a watch?" Fester said as all of them raised their wrists
"AWESOME!" they all said whilst laughing to themselves
(🙄)
"But Fester, how are we going to get in the house dude?" number 2 asked
"That's a very good question o' gnarly one" Fester said
"Dude!" number 3 said as he pointed somewhere
They spot a pizza guy carrying the pizza that the kids ordered
"It seems that Divine Providence has shine their lovely light upon us boys." Fester said
"It's Pizza Time!" he said as they went out of the van
~~~~~~~
The boys were doing their homework while Lavender is sitting on Rocky's bed and reading his book
(😉)
"Hey there Rocky, Rocky you there? hello? anybody there?" Emily said over the can
Tum-tum jumped down from Colt's bed and took the can
"hellooooo" Tum-tum said
"Rocky is that you?" she asked
"It's Emily she wants to talk to Rocky~" he said in a teasing tone
Colt and Lavender smirked
Then Colt started chanting quietly "Rocky loves Emily"
"tell her I'm busy!" Rocky said
"he says to say he loves you~~" Tum-tum said
That made Lavender chuckle
Rocky dropped his pen and went towards Tum-tum
He smacked the youngers head and grabbed the can
"Look I can't talk right now I got a ton of homework" he said over the can
Tum-tum started to make kissy noises and Rocky put his foot in Tum-tum's belly to stop him from getting near the can so Emily can't hear the noises
Advertisement
"what's going on over there?" she asked
They heard the doorbell ring
Colt and Lavender looked at each other in confusion
The babysitter coughed while approaching the door
(not that it's important)
"WHO IS IT?!" she asked looking through the peephole
"Pizza Ma'am" Fester said in the clothes of the pizza guy
"We didn't order any pizza!" she said
"uhh some kids called a-and if you don't pay we'll uhh steep your house!" he said
She immediately opened the door after that
"WOAH!!! WOO!!!" they said while smashing one of the pizza's onto her face
Disturbed by the noise Lavender closed the book she was reading and went outside the room
Colt followed her
They see that there are 3 guys putting pizza on their babysitters face
They looked at each other in shock
'this is not good' both of them sharing the same thought
They quickly come back to their room and Colt shut the door quietly
"Woah! haha!" Fester said as he closed the door trapping the babysitter
"uncool bro." number 2 said
He opened the door to grab a slice of pizza from the lady and closed the door again
"ew, sensitive" Fester said to his buddy
"much better!" number 2 said looking at the pizza in his hand
"okay, first we feast then we felony!" Fester told them a 'plan'
Number 2 and 3 nodded and 2 put a chair under the door to make sure that the babysitter can't come out
-Lesley❤
550 words
Advertisement
- In Serial315 Chapters
The Complete Alchemyst book 1
You've heard of superheroes, seen them flying across the sky, destroying great swaths of cities and ending countless innocent lives in order to defeat great evils and world-spanning threats and sell lots of sponsorships and merchandising opportunities. This is a story about the guy that is not those heroes. A supervillain in a world where making the right friends and political contacts is what separates the good guys from the bad. The Alchemyst is a story about a normal guy in a crazy world that spends his time trying to follow his dreams and conscience, working on new potions, thinking about girls, and lifting heavy shit, while trying to stay under the radar of the superheroes, supervillains, and governments that want what he can do. And occasionally turning them into makeshift melee weapons. If you enjoy The Boys, the Aberrant roleplaying game, Mystery Men, Trashy romances, Arnold Schwarzenegger movies, or SAW you may enjoy this book. Please note that this book has extremely graphic and sometimes gross fight scenes, heroes as villains, villains as heroes, opinionated and often politically incorrect characters, some graphic sex scenes, dad jokes, dirty jokes, realistic depictions of romance and flirting, bondage and dominance themes, and more than a few cuss words when they are really appropriate. This is NOT a superhero genre deconstruction. Many heroes truly are heroes, and they don't all need to be destroyed to make a good story, but it does look into the dark side of superpowers and the unreasonable and often contradictory demands placed on exceptional people.
8 206 - In Serial14 Chapters
Shift (Ben 10+DCU Fanfiction)
Omnitrix+ DCU, what's not to like? The main character will not be Ben Tennyson, rather someone from our world who gains the Omnitrix Hello! This fanfiction Shift is what I wanted to do for an homage to what I thought were underrated pieces of media, Ben 10 and some DCU characters. However, I would be remiss if I didn’t add context to two of the major works that inspired Shift, Dial, and A Practical Guide to Evil. Dial is another ben 10 fanfiction, however that story takes place in the MCU, and with an adult that is already a grown-up at the beginning of the story. Dial, by my own accounts, is more superficially Like shift, even though the Omnitrix is a central device in both. My protagonist starts out around 18 years old, so is less serious and can build relationships with some of the junior justice league members, and then later on in the story meet the Justice League officially. The tone will be more light-hearted at the beginning of the story as teenagers are known to use sarcasm and jokes at each other’s expense. Furthermore, in Dial, the protagonist has a well-developed knowledge of the MCU which he uses to have knowledge on events and characters, that the character in Shift will not have. While the MC will have some knowledge of people's abilities, lesser-known characters and people's real identities will be not included as much, but the MC of Shift will have some knowledge. APGTE's influence is deeper than Dials'. The epigraphs at the beginning of every chapter are an example of that, a place for light-hearted jokes and worldbuilding that's not pure exposition, but I also want to incorporate narrative stories to Shift (heroes win more than lose, providence, etc) on a lighthearted scale. While the heroes of Shift will have to work to win against villains, the MC of Shift will be allowed limited precognition, through narratives tropes and archetypes as a trade-off of less knowledge of the DCU. For example, a villain a hero faces might monologue, but the MC will not instinctively know how to counter every villain they encounter. I also wanted to bring in more realism than usual superhero stories, ie: the MC cannot just walk and have a meeting with Batman or Superman, he would have to “work his way up” in terms of credibility and whatnot. The Aliens that show up in Shift I tried to make different than the ones in Dial, just to share the love for lesser-known characters. And to make it fairer for the villains of the DCU, the main character will not wantonly use if gain at all an Alien X or a ben 10 form of Kryptonians, just so the characters have to work a little bit for victory. I urge anyone reading to consider checking out both APGTE and Dial as they are both amazing works, and I hope you enjoy them. The beginning of how the MC enters the DCU will not be as important as him actually existing in that universe, so that is why a ton of time is not spent on that part of the story. Chapters will be around 2.5 thousand words and come out around every weekday.
8 109 - In Serial12 Chapters
Ascension of Shura
When Lin Shen logged in to Asgurd for the first time he never thought his curse would awake as a skill. This is his journey to be the strongest.
8 322 - In Serial31 Chapters
Gambits
While walking home late in the eve William Royce, captain of the city guards, discovers the corpse of his commander in what should be the safest street in the city. The only clue left behind is a bronze Rook, carefully placed within the commanders pool of blood. During his investigation William discovers he's entered into a dangerous game, in which he is just a pawn. But while pawns can rise, so too can kings fall. And he is but one piece on the board. Part 2: Following another player of the game, and the Gambit he controls, the story opens up to more perspectives as secrets are slowly revealed. But shadows begin to stir as a potential new player is thrust into the game.
8 115 - In Serial14 Chapters
Chaos Realm; A VRMMO Tale
Gene, the high school student just turned sixteen and is ready to join the chaos realm, an online game(VR) that had been running for the past decade. Thankfully the frontrunners had already posted guides and strategies for the newbies like her to follow through. Unfortunately, she was granted a unique class forcing all the strategies and guides she read to be flushed down the drain. ...Temporary pause...
8 168 - In Serial15 Chapters
Banyo King
Mga kuwentong nangyayari sa loob ng banyo.
8 189

