《Gore Convention》Incorrect Quotes
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This isn't a gore convention story, but I still thought it would be fun to make :) Also, whenever I mention Billy, I mean Billy Loomis.
Yum, thanks!
* putting more tape over their mouth * I said stop eating it!
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I dare you-
Y/n is not allowed to accept dares anymore.
why not?
"I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.
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While I'm gone, you're in charge Stu.
Yes!
You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.
Obviously.
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If I say I love you, will you say it back?
Yes.
I love you.
It back.
*Later*
Why is Stu crying face-down on the floor?
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You know you can die from that, right?
*smoking a cigarette* That's the point.
*drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.
*Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*
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Truth or dare?
Dare.
I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.
Hey Stu?
Yeah?
Can you move? I'm trying to get to Vincent
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Stu, we're hungry!
Stu! What's for dinner?
We're hungry, Stu!
*screams*
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I'm bored.
Wanna commit first degree murder?
Sure!
No- Stop, don't do that! Put that gun down! Put Billy down!!
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We call that a traumatic experience.
Not a "bruh moment".
Not "sadge".
And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".
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Ace of spades.
+4.
Jolteon, I choose you!
What are we playing?!
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*Trying to cheer Stu after a break up*
You broke up with Y/n for a reason.
I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven't called. Why haven't they called?
Maybe because you told them not to.
What are you, the Memory Person?
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Why are your tongues purple?
We had slushies. I had a blue one.
I had a red one.
oh.
OH.
You drank eachothers slushies?
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I'm going the fight the next person who insults Glen.
I hate myself.
Alright, square up.
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Okay, what does A stand for?
Arson.
Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?
Barson.
*laughter*
What stands for C?
Commit arson.
Oooo.
D!
Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.
*more laughter*
This was pretty fun to make, let me know if you'd like more incorrect quotes!
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