This isn't a gore convention story, but I still thought it would be fun to make :) Also, whenever I mention Billy, I mean Billy Loomis.

Yum, thanks!

* putting more tape over their mouth * I said stop eating it!

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I dare you-

Y/n is not allowed to accept dares anymore.

why not?

"I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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While I'm gone, you're in charge Stu.

Yes!

You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.

Obviously.

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If I say I love you, will you say it back?

Yes.

I love you.

It back.

*Later*

Why is Stu crying face-down on the floor?

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You know you can die from that, right?

*smoking a cigarette* That's the point.

*drinking alcohol* We're trying to speed this up.

*Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

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Truth or dare?

Dare.

I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Hey Stu?

Yeah?

Can you move? I'm trying to get to Vincent

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Stu, we're hungry!

Stu! What's for dinner?

We're hungry, Stu!

*screams*

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I'm bored.

Wanna commit first degree murder?

Sure!

No- Stop, don't do that! Put that gun down! Put Billy down!!

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We call that a traumatic experience.

Not a "bruh moment".

Not "sadge".

And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

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Ace of spades.

+4.

Jolteon, I choose you!

What are we playing?!

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*Trying to cheer Stu after a break up*

You broke up with Y/n for a reason.

I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing them. Tired of wondering why they haven't called. Why haven't they called?

Maybe because you told them not to.

What are you, the Memory Person?

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Why are your tongues purple?

We had slushies. I had a blue one.

I had a red one.

oh.

OH.

You drank eachothers slushies?

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I'm going the fight the next person who insults Glen.

I hate myself.

Alright, square up.

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Okay, what does A stand for?

Arson.

Aw, you're so good. Okay! B! What does B stand for?

Barson.

*laughter*

What stands for C?

Commit arson.

Oooo.

D!

Don't come near me, I'm going to commit arson.

*more laughter*

This was pretty fun to make, let me know if you'd like more incorrect quotes!