TW: no descriptions of the actual kidnapping, but it's the theme of this chapter be warned, mild mentions of abuse

Me: so uh

Me: I maaay have gotten kidnapped

Ghost: WHAT

JD: WHAT

Bo: WHAT THE FUCK

Hannibal: Elaborate..?

Me: there's not much to say

Me: I was taking a road trip to Texas, and I got kidnapped by this weird family

Ghost: family in Texas...

JD: you don't think they mean...?

Hannibal: surely not

Bo: THE SAWYERS????

Me: idk, but this old crusty geezer called over there two twins and their younger brother...bubba I think his name was

Me: ngl I kinda vibe with the twins

Me: they've got jokes

Hannibal: So, these people kidnapped you, yet they let you keep your phone?

Me: they don't seem very smart tbh

Me: oop

Me: Bubba's wearing a new face...one with makeup

Me: maybe I should over to help him up his makeup skills

Me: OMG WE COULD BE MAKEUP BESTIES

Ghost: DONT TRY TO HELP HIM

Ghost: HIS FAMILY KIDNAPPED YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE

Hannibal: how are we going to save phantom?

Vincent: Bo can go get them

Bo: HELL NO

Bo: I'M NOT HELPING THAT BASTARD

Lester: Vinny and I are busy, we can't go..plus Ambrose is super close to the Sawyer house

Bo: No

Ghost: istg if you don't help them i'l kill you myself

JD: and i'll help him hide your filthy man whore corpse

Me: OH HELL NO

Hannibal: what?

Me: THAT MUSTY OLD BITCH JUST HIT BUBBA & NUBBINS

Me: AW HELL NO IM ENDING THIS BITCH

Me: FR FR, NOT JOKING

Hannibal: Y/n, do NOT try to attack him

Bo: oml I'm omw to go get them