《Gore Convention》Furbies Pt.2
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JD: so uh, phantom's furby was possessed
JD: and now I have several bruises
Ghost: WE HAVENT HEARD FROM U IN HOURS
Ghost: WTF AHPPEND
Hannibal: happened*
JD: so I got to their house
JD: and shit was flying everywhere
JD: like books knocked off the shelf, photos broken, etc
Glen: that doesn't sound good at all, is phantom ok?
JD: yeah, they are now, they were screaming like a coward when I found them
JD: so the furby was levitating in mid air, chanting angrily, Phantom was hiding under a table...
JD: I managed to get a photo of the furby btw
JD:
Ghost: JESUS CHRIST
Glen: language
Ghost: sorry
Ghost: anyways
Ghost: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT???
JD: It's a furby dumbass
Ghost: WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT
JD: BITCH IDK
Me: I threw a bible at it 🤠
Ghost: .
Ghost: did that do anything???
JD: well it pissed it off
Me: shut up JaSoN dEaN
Me: anyway yeah, it got mad, started doing the classic 'nyeh he he imma kill u' shit
Me: I was screaming, and threw another bible at it
Me: which distracted it
Me: JD took it down like a giga alpha chad
Me: and now we're watching disney movies :)
Glen: i wanna watch disney movies :(
Me: I'll send u my address, I gotchu
Glen: :)
Ghost: WHY IS EVERYONE GETTING UR ADDRESS EXCEPT FOR ME??
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