《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》asking the right questions.
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Yo, hey, hoes. um, vine... is uh... ruining my life...
Oh, why? oh, cause I memorize vines instead of school stuff.
; what if we were vines?
; no
; Finally, Big Bill asking the right questions
; I agree with Bev
; shut up stan
; listen we all know Richie would be two vines
; the one where some dude throws a frisbee and a guy recording goes 'what the fuck Richard'
;'ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.' that one is stan the man
; do me do me do me
; we all know Bev wants to...
; beep beep rich.
; that vine isn't me Richie!
; I know hahahhah
; the other Richie vine is 'this is how I walk in my house. 'sup fuckers' "why do you have my phone?" 'fuck you that's why.'
; hahahahahaha true
; me me me me
; fine. you're 'girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'
; no.
; hey you asked. I answered
; haha
; don't think you got away mister.
; oh god please no
; oh yes.
; "I want a Jewish girl that goes to temple. and reads her Torah"
; wow. I cannot with this right now
; I know. I'm good.
; I have one for you, bill.
; and that is?
; 'this bitch empty. YEET'
; I regret I asked
; I've got one for you bevy
; you not my dad! you always wanna hear something. you ugly ass fuckin noodlehead
; beep fucking beep Richie
; hey, Bev. eddie told me that you tell him everything... so would you kindly tell him that I have a vine for him.
; is it a nice vine?
; also since when have you been talking to him?
; since you made me apologize for real
; I have one for Richie. it's him asking me a question and me answering.
; so he says 'whatchu say?' and I go " I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe"
; ouch. stan the man got me
; anyway the one for eddie is 'mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick'
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; hahahahaha that's so him
; or the "I'm making copies, move I'm gay" in the workplace being gay just has its perks'
; wait he is actually gay!?!
; I thought he was just joking
; did you think I was joking when I told you
; I just thought you didn't know and you were just guessing
; does it matter that he is
; no.
; I don't know. does it?
; well, if it mattered to you we wouldn't be friends
; hey look it doesn't matter to me
; are you just saying that?
; how did you not know
; idk I guess I'm not good at picking things up.
; No stan! im not just saying that. It doesn't matter to me, sheesh.
; ok well i have to go to temple with my dad
; hahaha the vine.
;
; my dad... he uh needs me to get some stuff.
; losers
; yeah, I guess we are
; I was talking about stan and Bev. Not you.
; you don't have to leave
; yeah... but you do
; what?
; Go hang with Georgie.
; ugh fine. Bye rich.
; Bye Loser
a/n the reason they have nicknames in this chapter is because when I went to type 'stan' i accidentally typed satan... oops?
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