Yo, hey, hoes. um, vine... is uh... ruining my life...

Oh, why? oh, cause I memorize vines instead of school stuff.

; what if we were vines?

; no

; Finally, Big Bill asking the right questions

; I agree with Bev

; shut up stan

; listen we all know Richie would be two vines

; the one where some dude throws a frisbee and a guy recording goes 'what the fuck Richard'

;'ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this.' that one is stan the man

; do me do me do me

; we all know Bev wants to...

; beep beep rich.

; that vine isn't me Richie!

; I know hahahhah

; the other Richie vine is 'this is how I walk in my house. 'sup fuckers' "why do you have my phone?" 'fuck you that's why.'

; hahahahahaha true

; me me me me

; fine. you're 'girl you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal'

; no.

; hey you asked. I answered

; haha

; don't think you got away mister.

; oh god please no

; oh yes.

; "I want a Jewish girl that goes to temple. and reads her Torah"

; wow. I cannot with this right now

; I know. I'm good.

; I have one for you, bill.

; and that is?

; 'this bitch empty. YEET'

; I regret I asked

; I've got one for you bevy

; you not my dad! you always wanna hear something. you ugly ass fuckin noodlehead

; beep fucking beep Richie

; hey, Bev. eddie told me that you tell him everything... so would you kindly tell him that I have a vine for him.

; is it a nice vine?

; also since when have you been talking to him?

; since you made me apologize for real

; I have one for Richie. it's him asking me a question and me answering.

; so he says 'whatchu say?' and I go " I said, whoever threw that paper, your mom's a hoe"

; ouch. stan the man got me

; anyway the one for eddie is 'mother trucker dude, that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick'

; hahahahaha that's so him

; or the "I'm making copies, move I'm gay" in the workplace being gay just has its perks'

; wait he is actually gay!?!

; I thought he was just joking

; did you think I was joking when I told you

; I just thought you didn't know and you were just guessing

; does it matter that he is

; no.

; I don't know. does it?

; well, if it mattered to you we wouldn't be friends

; hey look it doesn't matter to me

; are you just saying that?

; how did you not know

; idk I guess I'm not good at picking things up.

; No stan! im not just saying that. It doesn't matter to me, sheesh.

; ok well i have to go to temple with my dad

; hahaha the vine.

;

; my dad... he uh needs me to get some stuff.

; losers

; yeah, I guess we are

; I was talking about stan and Bev. Not you.

; you don't have to leave

; yeah... but you do

; what?

; Go hang with Georgie.

; ugh fine. Bye rich.

; Bye Loser

a/n the reason they have nicknames in this chapter is because when I went to type 'stan' i accidentally typed satan... oops?