; so like what if the g in gif was silent?

; go to bed you fucking maroon

; what gif i don't want to

; Fuck off! its 1am

; wait.

; what?

; you spelled moron wrong.

; yeah, probably because its 1am

; and one more thing.

; wh-ha-hattt

; did Bev tell you what i said?

; that you didnt really think i was gay

; no, not that

; the vine thing?

; yuh-huh.

; that was gay

; mother trucker dude. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

; watch your profanity

; hahaha

; good night tozier

; no.

; im tired and i have stuff to do tomorrow

; no. i refuse to let u leave in my hour of need

; ok. well um the hour I need is for sleep and u are keeping me awake

; but i wanna talk to you

; what about?

; idk

; so who do u like at school

; are u trying to hit on me eds?

; no. and dont call me eds

; i dont really like anyone. id fuck people. but i dont think id want a relationship with them.

; ok who would you fuck then?

; from the school?

; yes dumbass

; uh... betty ripsom, gretta, kate, veronica... u know her, the school slut, and in a non-gay way stan the man

; there isn't a non-gay way to fuck a guy. unless ur bi or pan or something

; eddie bear, learn to take a fucking joke

; ok well good night

; na na na na no. u asked me who id fuck now i am asking you

; im gonna name some straight people just cause they are beautiful

; Timothee chalamet, Adam driver, and Dylan O'Brien

; uh i didnt mean actors u shit

; fine. the football captain, the swim cocaptain, and bill. he seems nice

; wtf. ud fuck my friend and not me

; why would i wanna sleep with u trashmouth?

; cause im like a puppy dog. im cute and loyal and will comfort and attack when needed

; ur a weirdo richie. good night

; but it hasnt been an hour yet

; RICHIE

; right right. the king needs his beauty sleep

; thats right

; ill be sure to get some then.

; omg

; oh. shit, did u think i meant u needed sleep

; yeah

Richie; well i guess the peasants need beauty sleep too

;

; ok. fine i guess if i were really drunk id let u fuck me

; what

; that gif of u saying u'd fuck me

; ah! i cant deal with this rn its 1:28 go to bed

; ok eddie, good night

; night .