《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》in a non-gay way
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; so like what if the g in gif was silent?
; go to bed you fucking maroon
; what gif i don't want to
; Fuck off! its 1am
; wait.
; what?
; you spelled moron wrong.
; yeah, probably because its 1am
; and one more thing.
; wh-ha-hattt
; did Bev tell you what i said?
; that you didnt really think i was gay
; no, not that
; the vine thing?
; yuh-huh.
; that was gay
; mother trucker dude. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick
; watch your profanity
; hahaha
; good night tozier
; no.
; im tired and i have stuff to do tomorrow
; no. i refuse to let u leave in my hour of need
; ok. well um the hour I need is for sleep and u are keeping me awake
; but i wanna talk to you
; what about?
; idk
; so who do u like at school
; are u trying to hit on me eds?
; no. and dont call me eds
; i dont really like anyone. id fuck people. but i dont think id want a relationship with them.
; ok who would you fuck then?
; from the school?
; yes dumbass
; uh... betty ripsom, gretta, kate, veronica... u know her, the school slut, and in a non-gay way stan the man
; there isn't a non-gay way to fuck a guy. unless ur bi or pan or something
; eddie bear, learn to take a fucking joke
; ok well good night
; na na na na no. u asked me who id fuck now i am asking you
; im gonna name some straight people just cause they are beautiful
; Timothee chalamet, Adam driver, and Dylan O'Brien
; uh i didnt mean actors u shit
; fine. the football captain, the swim cocaptain, and bill. he seems nice
; wtf. ud fuck my friend and not me
; why would i wanna sleep with u trashmouth?
; cause im like a puppy dog. im cute and loyal and will comfort and attack when needed
; ur a weirdo richie. good night
; but it hasnt been an hour yet
; RICHIE
; right right. the king needs his beauty sleep
; thats right
; ill be sure to get some then.
; omg
; oh. shit, did u think i meant u needed sleep
; yeah
Richie; well i guess the peasants need beauty sleep too
;
; ok. fine i guess if i were really drunk id let u fuck me
; what
; that gif of u saying u'd fuck me
; ah! i cant deal with this rn its 1:28 go to bed
; ok eddie, good night
; night .
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