《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》lovey-dovey
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; Stanley the manly man I need to talk to you
; can u talk to bill?
; no, this is a problem for my best friend to solve.
; oh no.
; oh yes.
; ugh whats the problem
; i have nothing to do
; what the fuck richard
; Richie*
; nope.
; i was just kidding idk if i can tell u the real problem
; wh- just tell me
; idk stan
; how are you doing today
; im just lovey-dovey, bitch
; rEALLY?
; no, how do you think i am
; in a bad mood
; just tell me, please
; what if i dont want to
; you want to
; well...
; just tell me
; sleeping with your stuffed animal is very punk rock.
; dont let anybody tell you differently
; RICHARD!
; ok fine last night i was texting eddie and he said some things
; what did he say
; you know the usual "fuck off richie"
; and the occasional "go to bed"
; so?
; then he asked who i liked and i said no one right bc its true
; and...? did he get mad or something?
; no. he was like ok then who would u fuck
; oh god.
; so i was like betty, gretta, blah blah blah, stan
; WHAT THE FUCK RICHARD
; no no i meant it as a joke
; ... maybe...
; WTF
; hahahahah no it was a definite joke right
; ok. and?
; so i asked him and he said all these actors
; ha u were played
; then i was like wft can u be serious
; lol thats funny coming from you're mouth
; so he gave me a serious answer and he said he'd fuck Billiam
; hahahahaha and was ur ego dented
; no, actually i was like 'phew, at least he doesnt like me that way'
; so what is the problem
; he likes Bill and Bev likes Bill and ugh how and i supposed to help Bev get bill if eddie is breathing down my neck
; no.
; YES!
; no. he doesnt like bill.
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; what do u mean he told me he did
; nooooo. he said that he would fuck him, not that he wanted to date him
; oh shit.
; thats why i can talk to you, jew
; :|
; ok stanson i have to go now
; youre a piece of shit
; and why is that
; cause u wasted my time with that sad excuse of a problem
; well i thought it was serious
; no you didnt.
; yes i did stan
; RIchie u just wanted to tell me u wanted to fuck me
; im flattered rich, really, i am. its just, i dont like you that way
; hahahaha ok bye
; bye richard. next time u tell me u have a problem it better be real
; fineee
a/n stan the man. i love him.
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