A/N: HOES, I forgot to mention that they are in high school in this book soo... and yes, mike isnt homeschooled in this, and it takes place in modern day, so hoes this is not gonna be like the movie or the book at all🤷🏼🤷🏼🤷🏼 if u dont like that im sorry and if you do then hey thanks- your bitch, Bethany.

; wow, can you believe how hot Gretta was today?

; uh, Gretta is a grade A asshole

; well, yeah I know but she is still a fine piece of ass

; I mean I guess

; all I'm saying is that I would fuck her if she wasn't an ass to bev

; hahahahahahahahha she wouldn't let a piece of trash like you near her

; yes she would. she has before

; when?

; back in the sixth grade she kissed me at the park

; ahahahahahhahaha

; what?

; oh no no im sorry thats just so funny

; how? its true!

; lmao

; why are you being a dick?

; im not im just laughing at the fact that ur first kiss was with someone who hates you

; she wasnt my first kiss, ive been getting girls since the womb

; well buddy boy you probably haven't even had your first kiss yet

; uh for your information i have had my first kiss

; how do u get girls in the womb?

; the only girl u'd get in there is your mom

; wow dont talk about her that way

; ...

; that was sarcasm. i honestly dont give a fuck

; okay well... i gotta go do calc homework

; NErDDDD

; maybe so.

; huh?

; bye richie