《iMessage -REDDIE ☾》the slut
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; uh, hey man, I'm sorry for being an asshole when I texted you
; its just uh, Bev told me that my best friend, Stan, got a new phone number
; and that he was talking shit, which I now realize wasn't true and I'm sorry I was a jerk
; wtf
; oh what did I do now?
; no, you didn't do anything wrong in the first place.
; you shouldn't even be apologizing
; Bev said I should tho
; do you do everything your girlfriend tells you to?
; woah woah woah bucko, Bev is hot I do admit, and she is really cool, but I see her only as a friend. Besides she likes Big Bill. BUT SHE IS STILL HOT
; whose big bill?
; its like you have never seen the most picked on guys at school
; you mean me, ben, and mike?
; no, I mean stan the man, big bill, the slut, and I
; ok first, why are you using so much proper grammar? and second, you shouldn't call bev a slut, she isn't one
; yeah I know eds, but she is my best bud, I gotta pick on her sometimes
; and the grammar?
; and don't call me eds
; oh yeah that, well you see, Stanly is so insistent on proper grammar and spelling that sometimes I forget.
; but don't they call you trash mouth? I would have assumed u didn't care for proper anything
; hey! you do notice me!
; and just because I can be loud and inappropriate doesn't mean I'm not considerate
; well ok then.
; and the only reason I know that they call you trash mouth is because Bev is my girl and she tells me everything
; anyway.
; WaIT! EVERYTHING!?
; yup.
; like about her right?
; her, stan, bill...
; you.
; oh my gawd what does she say about me?
; that you're a total dick and you get zer0 pussy even though you say you get tons
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; that's a fucking lie.
; yeah, if that's what you think
; SHE really says that stuff?
; no, that's just an assumption...
; from me
; oh, phew, I almost thought Bevvie didn't like me
; Nah she loves you, she is always talking about you
; aww that is sweet
; anyway I guess I'll see you at school tomorrow
; you might see me, but that doesn't mean we are gonna hang
; I never said we were
; okay just making sure
A/N hoes its time. tell me what you think. be honest.
is this chapter cringy or cute or both or neither?
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