; uh, hey man, I'm sorry for being an asshole when I texted you

; its just uh, Bev told me that my best friend, Stan, got a new phone number

; and that he was talking shit, which I now realize wasn't true and I'm sorry I was a jerk

; wtf

; oh what did I do now?

; no, you didn't do anything wrong in the first place.

; you shouldn't even be apologizing

; Bev said I should tho

; do you do everything your girlfriend tells you to?

; woah woah woah bucko, Bev is hot I do admit, and she is really cool, but I see her only as a friend. Besides she likes Big Bill. BUT SHE IS STILL HOT

; whose big bill?

; its like you have never seen the most picked on guys at school

; you mean me, ben, and mike?

; no, I mean stan the man, big bill, the slut, and I

; ok first, why are you using so much proper grammar? and second, you shouldn't call bev a slut, she isn't one

; yeah I know eds, but she is my best bud, I gotta pick on her sometimes

; and the grammar?

; and don't call me eds

; oh yeah that, well you see, Stanly is so insistent on proper grammar and spelling that sometimes I forget.

; but don't they call you trash mouth? I would have assumed u didn't care for proper anything

; hey! you do notice me!

; and just because I can be loud and inappropriate doesn't mean I'm not considerate

; well ok then.

; and the only reason I know that they call you trash mouth is because Bev is my girl and she tells me everything

; anyway.

; WaIT! EVERYTHING!?

; yup.

; like about her right?

; her, stan, bill...

; you.

; oh my gawd what does she say about me?

; that you're a total dick and you get zer0 pussy even though you say you get tons

; that's a fucking lie.

; yeah, if that's what you think

; SHE really says that stuff?

; no, that's just an assumption...

; from me

; oh, phew, I almost thought Bevvie didn't like me

; Nah she loves you, she is always talking about you

; aww that is sweet

; anyway I guess I'll see you at school tomorrow

; you might see me, but that doesn't mean we are gonna hang

; I never said we were

; okay just making sure

A/N hoes its time. tell me what you think. be honest.

is this chapter cringy or cute or both or neither?