; Hey. this is Richie, Bev gave me your number and she told me you had something to tell me, so just go on and say it before I die.

; um... what?

; Bev. gave. me. your. number. so. tell. me. what. you. have. to. say

; I don't know what you're talking about

; come on asshole, just tell me.

; I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT MAN!

; oh... shit, sorry.

; I must have the wrong number

; yeah no shit.

; ok... bye

; uh buh-bye

; lmao that was gay

; um... 1) that's not an insult anymore 2) fuck off 3) I'm gay so...

; haha okayyy bye then...

-Richie to Bev-

; What the hell Bev!

; that wasn't stan! did he even get a new phone?

; hahahahahaha no. hahahhaha

; well then who did I just act like an ass in front of?

; ohh nooo. you weren't supposed to be an ass

; Well stan knows me he likes when I'm an ass

; no... he doesn't

; do you even know who that was

; yeah, his name is Eddie, we are lab partners.

; and he's gay *wink wink*

; I am not gay Bev. I have told you this a thousand times!

; okayyy but like I think you guys would be great friends

; and future lovers

; BEV!

; ok ok fine. but you should apologize

; I did

; what did you say exactly?

; I said oh...shit, sorry

; smh ok that's cool, I will talk to him at school tomorrow

; ugh I can't believe I fell for that "stan got a new number and he wants to tell you something" I hate you, Bev Marsh.

; you love me

; yeah yeah.

a/n happy new year hoes i hope you enjoy this like you enjoyed Fack... but if you don't... i don't really care, but i also care a lot so keep that in mind!