Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my OC's and my Plot

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"Hey, Are you fucking serious?!" Hidan then screamed out, Then he whack my head.

Hard.

"Oy! Stop it! This is an abuse!" I screamed out as I crumpled the leaf with my anger.

Hidan then shrug and Rachel was just continued her typing.

Probably was memorizing her brain with how the hand sign do and does.

"Try it again," Hidan then said as he throw a leaf on my face,

I nod as I grab the leaf.

Then I try to channel my Chakra to make that leaf to stick. Finally it was sticking after 4 hours, Then Hidan put another leaf on my face yet that broke my control on that one leaf and it fell.

"Idiot,"

Hidan then shake his head in disappointment.

"Oy, shut it. This shit is hard,"

Hidan then shrug at me as I try to defend myself.

Then we look at Rachel.

"What are you doing?" I then ask,

Rachel then look up from the laptop, "Filling up the form for the Online College," She then said,

Hidan and I then blink.

"Huh?" We then said as we were confused at Rachel,

"Well, I was like 'Might as well'" Rachel then explain,

I then shrug, "Which one did you took?"

"Accounting,"

I nod at her.

"For you?" I then ask, as I remember that she didn't even have any legal document. Rachel then shake her head, "For you dumbass," She then said.

I nod satisfyingly,

"Ok then, Wait. Can you guys feeling hungry? Or if you guys did eat, where is that food goes? Can you guys shit or pee?" I then asks.

Rachel and Hidan then blink.

"Well, uh. I don't know? It's been a day and I haven't take a piss," Hidan then said as he sit on the couch.

Rachel then nod at him,

"Ok."

Then I practice on the leaf.

"Wait, if you have been here in a day, and you didn't come back to the Naruto world, how is your body in there?" Hidan then ask.

I stop.

"Uh, maybe the real Lima will control it?" I then ask confusingly,

Then Rachel and Hidan look at each other. "Ok then,"

"Or maybe time stop?" She then ask,

Rachel then continued typing on the laptop and Hidan just chilling around and mentions about what I did 'wrong' on my training.

"How do you know it is wrong? You are me!" I then screamed out as a leaf stick on my cheek, and I was trying to control two of them at once.

Hidan shrug,

"I just know, By the way, Give me one of your debit card," Hidan then said.

I nod and throw the card on his way.

Then Rachel look up from the laptop, "Hey, I might need it as well," I then throw it to her.

"What for?" I then ask,

"Well, I probably will need it to buy stuff." Hidan then said,

"I need it if we need to buy some information or such at the black market,"

Hidan and I then look at Rachel again,

"What?"

We then ask,

"I manage to crack down the black market in the internet. It was hard, but finally I manage to get in." Rachel then bring the laptop toward our way.

"We can get all the things in here,"

Then Hidan eyes shined.

"We can forge identity without waiting for her to create a clone then?" He then ask,

Rachel nod her head. "Smart! And true! It will be pricey, but they guarantee it will be working successfully!" She then said.

I nod at that,

"Well, we need 2 identification forged then." I pointed out,

Rachel then look at me confusingly,

"Well, you will need it somehow," I then said,

Rachel then shrug her shoulder. "Oh, and we can get the Marriage document forged as well then!" Hidan then said,

Rachel nod her head.

"Yes, I will fill it up. But Hidan, what is your last name again?" At that, we all then was quiet.

As Naruto didn't mentions anything about Hidan get any last name or not. "How about Jashin?".

Then I look at Hidan as if he was an idiots.

"Are you kidding me? That is his God, and probably he is real as well." I then said,

Hidan then shrug.

"Then what is it?" He then ask,

"Well, your name is Japanese. So something Japanese?"

Hidan then touch his chin and ponder.

Rachel roll her eyes,

"Just said Hidan Soto," She then said, then I scrunch my nose with that.

"That is too close with Sota name," I said, as Sota is Lima man. I feel weird that my clone who currently posing as my Husband associate the name with Sota.

Rachel then raise her eyebrow at me, "And?"

I sigh in defeat.

"Fine, Hidan Soto. You better get your Japanese language working," I then agree.

Hidan nod.

"We might need a new Laptop," Rachel then grumbled.

"Huh?" I look at her and then the screen.

It was filled with a red triangle and a warning sign. "What the fuck were you doing?" I then screamed out and hold my computer, trying to delete the pop up.

Last time I remember, Rachel was trying to fill up the online collage form, why is it now looking like someone was hacking our site?

"Things, and no worry. I stop the camera working and the voice as well. So the person will never find out who we are.".

I then look at Rachel with a disbelieved face.

"Where did you learn that? Because I am sure as fuck I never know that bullshit in the first start," I then point it out to MY clone that somehow know shit overnight.

"It's called self teaching,"

Rachel then shrug.

I never hate myself than before, and yet somehow Rachel make that happening.

"So we need to buy a new laptops, And I believed Hidan need it as well. And you too," I then scrunch my face at Rachel as she point it out.

"Fine, Let's go then. To the Walmart we go," I then said.

They all nod and changed their clothing with a few of hand sign.

Then Hidan take the front seat as Rachel were on the back, as they haven't got their ID yet or driver license.

As we were browsing the Laptop, Rachel then said to bought the game laptop one. It cost a fortune, but it will be working fine for her and her 'job'.

I nod at her,

Then we head girls giggling on our side,

But we ignore it,

Then a blond girl come up to us as she twist her curl, "Hey, My name is Courtney, What's yours?" She then blandly ignoring Rachel and I who is beside Hidan, As she show her smile with her pearl white teeth showing.

Hidan then raise his eyebrow.

I actually give a praise to this kind of girls, Their guts is so big and I never be this girl. As I am too insecure to hit a man, especially a man who are around girls.

"Hidan, and happily married," He then grab my hand and show the ring that we bought for the fake marriage.

The girl then blinked and her face turned red.

"Oh, I am so sorry," Then she run to her friend,

"Wow," Rachel then said, as she was impressed by the sight of drama was happening.

The girl was actually crying as her friend try to console her.

I would do that too if I was rejected.

"Wow indeed," Hidan then said,

I nod, didn't really mind my own clone in the shape of my Husband holding my hand.

"And I know what you were thinking," Hidan then mentions, "I wouldn't mind either," He then grin.

I nod at him.

Rachel then shrug.

"So let's get this computer yeah?"

"It's expensive though,"

"The expensiver, the better,"

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"It has been 3 days, and you haven't been pulled in to the other world yet," Hidan then point it out as he sit on the bed.

I then blink,

"Bro, I just woke up,"

I then point it out as well as I hold my yawn, as I look around I see that Rachel was sitting on my bed as well, but with the new Laptop on her thigh.

"So?"

Hidan then ask, as he didn't get the point.

"This is too early for a philosophical conversations,"

Hidan and Rachel then nod.

"Good to know we all agree on something in here," I then try to take some nap.

Yet a pillow was thrown on my face, "OY!" I then screamed out,

Hidan, the culprit, then shrug. "We got a 'warning' from the Neighbor. We were too loud apparently,".

I just blink at that.

"So?"

Rachel then sigh,

"Let's buy our own house," She then mentions.

"Well, Rachel, you will be in charged at that," I then said, as Rachel already got an Identification, same as Hidan.

Also, now we are 'officially married' on the paper.

So my mom wouldn't be too suspicious.

"Alright, what kind of house we are looking for?" At that questions, we all were pondering the same questions as Rachel.

"Not too big, we are too lazy for that," Hidan then said,

"A pool maybe?" I then try to add my own opinion, Then Hidan and Rachel shake their head. "No, wasting money. Also there will be a lot of mosquito breeding at that site,"

I nod at Rachel,

"Ok, no pool." I then said,

"Hey guys, out of the conversations right now," Hidan then said, stopping Rachel and I train of thought, "But when are you going to introduce me to our parent as your Husband?" He then point it out.

"When we manage to buy a small business as your cover of 'too busy as he got work' problem," Rachel then replied,

I nod,

Agreeing with her. "Also, how do we buy a small business again?" I then ask.

Rachel then shrug,

"Hell if I know,"

I raise my eyebrow at her. "What have you been doing on the computer then?"

I thought she has been looking for information about things, and buying a small business was one of them.

"Eh, creating connections," I then scrunch my face at that answer from Rachel mouth.

"What for?"

"Just incase," She then shrug.

"Just incase for what?" Hidan then ask,

"Well, as our back up. When we build a small business some small Villain or thugs will try to disturbed it, and for that we need to get someone protections," She then said.

"Oh ok. So while you are getting connections, why don't you just get an information about Small business then?" I ask her.

Rachel look at me as if I was stupid.

"Are you serious? Do you think I got time for that?" She actually sound offended.

I raise my hand surrendering at that, "Well, sorry,"

Hidan then let out a 'Hmm,' as he was thinking. "Why don't you create another clone then?" He point it out.

I scratch my head at that,

"Well I mean, It has been about 2 days so you might be able to create another one or two." Hidan then said,

I nod.

"Alright, let me try," I then said as I do the hand sign, Then I said the word and a puff was heard and smoke was showing behind me.

"A success! I am surprised!" I then screamed out.

"Surprisingly," Clone 3 then said with a bored tone. I then notice something, all of my clone actually have a personality that different than each others. It's like they are real, even if they are my clone.

"Well, Rachel, we need 1 more ID to be created," I then said as I give 1 of my card to the new clone.

"Hm," Then Clone 3 changed into a man with an Asian feature and a stylish gray hair with black on the roots. "We need to have the ratio of the gender the same," He then said.

"What's your name that you are thinking?" Rachel then ask as she was typing on her Laptop.

"Yukio Kirishima," He then said.

I raise my eyebrow at the name, as it was a name I created years ago when I was little.

"What? It's catchy," he then shrug.

And with that all of us in the room nods,

"Well, your job will be looking and learning about business. And the deadline is a week or two," I then mentions.

My clone, or Yukio then looking at me like I was crazy, "Do you really expect me to learned shit in just 1 or 2 week?" He then ask me,

I then ready to reply and my phone was buzzing.

"It's mom," I then said.

All of my clones eyes then turn into a wide one, "Shit, answer it," Hidan then said. As Rachel stop her typing scared that will have Mom suspicious grown.

"Hey mom, What's up?" I then casually said, as My clone was just stay stilled, and It look like they didn't even breath.

"Hey hun, Could you please come home this week? Your Grandpa apparently was at a business trip and coincidentally at this city, so he was wondering when he can meet you,"

"What?"

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