《Loose Screws》12. Vol 1 - Of Hidan and Rachel
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Surprisingly the worker was actually really easy to manipulate.
I now have 6 Bank account with tons of money saved in there as well, And no one was saying no to a random girl who just put 400k dollar to the account.
They even offer a VIP treatment.
Which I obviously accepted.
Then I also decided to sell my car and buy another car. And no, it is not a sport car, it is just a new black sedan car.
Totally normal.
Then my phone was vibrated. As I take a look, it seems that Mom is calling. "Hi mom, how are you?" I then ask, with a happy tone as I drive my new bought car.
The smells of the new car still linger, and I kind of like it.
"Hey honey, I am doing well, how about you?"
I then raise my eyes at that, her tone is suspiciously sweet.
"I'm good, Uhm, Are you ok mom?" I then subtly ask as I park my car on the side of the road.
Then suddenly Mom stop talking,
"Mom?"
I then ask worriedly,
"Is everything ok with the house?"
Then suddenly my dad was talking, "It's the damn Tian family, They call in for a family gathering for your grandfather. And your aunt was bragging about her son in law, and your mom couldn't take it and take it as a challenge."
With that, my eyes then brighten.
Then I notice something,
"So basically I need to bring my husband to meet the family?"
I can just sense a trouble was coming.
'Family Gathering' is basically where people brags about things. And there is no 'Family' aura can lingering in those Gathering.
Maybe I can try to do a solid clone and make that clone change into my Husband?
I mean,
My acting is not that bad.
"Yes. Beside, we want to see that Bastard as well. I want to see if he is worthy of you or not. Or I will gun him down," My dad then said with a dark tone in the last part.
"Oh, sure, I will see what I can do about it. He is busy with work you see," I then said as I can feel my hand was sweating.
"Oh! Wonderful! When can we see him? I really want to see my son in law, I mean you are too young to have children yet, but I really want to be a Grandmother," My mom then screamed out in the distance. It seems that they put the call on the speakers.
"What? Are you serious mom? Cece Qian is too young to be a mom!" My sister voice then can be heard on the distance as well.
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My guess that the whole family would be there then.
"Eh, How are you guys doing by the way?" I then ask my sister in order to change the conversation flow with my mom about kids.
"It's all good, So did you gain more money from you husband yet?"
Alice then ask,
It seems that the three still think I am a sugar baby to some old man.
"Well, I got a new car, Is that count?"
I then brag, then I curse my bragging ability as my family was gasping.
"What the fuck? tell your husband that your sibling need some cars too cece!" William then screamed out, yet he was screaming in pain.
My guess is that one of the girls hit him as he curse.
"You guys! He is your Cece Husband, not yours. Obviously he will spoiled your sister, Also Qian, don't take that for granted you hear me! You need to be nice to him too!" I then roll my eyes at my mom as she lecture me.
"Yes yes," I then just agree to my mom,
"Hm, I really want to meet this Gentleman." My dad then voice his thought,
"Well, uh. I will check when he can meet you guys alright?" I then said.
Because it seems that I need to change my pace on this 'marriage' sham.
Maybe try to buy a small business? Like a restaurant maybe?
But I don't know how a restaurant can be managed. I will just try to get my clone to do that. Perhaps browsing on how the solid clone jutsu hand signs first.
I heard that you need tons of Chakra for that,
I just hope I have enough.
"So, tell me about your Husband honey," My mom then ask.
. . .
"What do you think about Qian 'husband'?" Philip then ask as he look at his wife,
His wife the sigh. "I don't know honey. It seems that it's too fake, Just what kind of crime our daughter committed?"
He then shake his head.
"Do you want me to gather the intel to check on our daughter? I heard that one of the Superhero with the power of Physic can search up some clues on others for price?" He then ask,
His wife then shake her head.
"No, let her do her things. We will see this 'husband' and judge him." Then his wife sigh, "But if she did gtet married, I would be happy with 4 or 5 grandbabies though," She then replied with a smile.
Phillip just raise his eyebrow.
"Why not just 7 mom?" One of his daughter who has been quiet the whole time then said sarcastically,
"Oh! 7 sounds wonderful!"
His daughter then blink at her own mother and just let her mouth drop. "Mom, I was just joking!" She then screamed out.
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"No no honey, 7 is delightful!"
"Mom! No!"
He really love his family, but he is not sober enough for this bullshit.
. . .
"Hey, it's works!" I then screamed out as I watch at my clone.
My clone then nod her head. "So, do you know what to do right?" I ask my clone,
"Yup, changed into Hidan and be polite." My clone then reply,
"Here it is, the hand sign. Just incase we forgot," I then tell my clone as I actually forget what's the hand sign.
My clone then nod and look at the computer, "Alright." Then my clone changed appearance to Hidan. My face then turned hot.
"This is so wrong!" I screamed out,
My clone nod her- uh, his? head.
"Agree," Then the voice of Hidan then come up from my clone.
"Oh lord. I need to get you a clothes though!" I then said.
My clone then nod.
"Wear some Hoodies and jeans that are not feminine," I then tell my clone, Then I stop my clone. "Wait, can you just change your clothing?"
My clone then stop and look at me.
"Fuck!"
We both then cursed.
"We are so stupid," I then said, My clone reluctantly nod with me.
"Now, what's the plan?" I then ask.
"Create a another clone to read off all of the hand signs on the internet," My clone then said, I nod and create another one.
Then I could feel that I am exhausted.
"We need to fix that," My second clone then point it out. we all nod.
"In the movie, it shown that they do it through the leaf exercise, or the running though the tree or the water," I then mumbled.
"Let's start with a leaf,"
I nod at my clone number 2.
"So what's your identity?" I then ask my clone.
"Well, for now? I am not sure, also.. People who watch Naruto will notice Hidan face," Clone 2 then point at Hidan face.
I nod.
"Hm, change the purple color to grey?" I then said, Clone 1, who is named Hidan nod. He then change it.
"Let's see, put that hair back," I then said. he then change it.
Now somehow he look more normal, as the outfits that he changed actually a black suits.
"Ok, now what?" I then ask my clones for their opinion.
My clone then shrug.
"How about buying a small business? For Hidan so we can have our excuse actually be fixed?" Clone 2 then said.
I nod,
"For me, I probably will change into some random girl." Then at that, she changed into a Caucasian girl with the typical blond hair and blue eyes. But the face feature somehow look similar to me.
"Well, what should we call you then?" Hidan then ask,
"Rachel," Clone 2 and I then said,
Then we look together and nod our head.
"Now, what we need is a place for Hidan living," Rachel then said,
I then touch my chin "Hm, alright- Wait!" I then screamed out as I notice something. "We need to get a paperwork ready for Hidan!" I then point it out.
"Well, we do know a place for that right?" Rachel then ask,
Hidan and I then scrunch our eyebrow together.
"Well, there is a pub. We can get Hidan Paperwork finished soon we can do the marriage part," Rachel then said.
"Why are you so smart?" I then ask Rachel,
"Well.. Like our mom said, we actually can be smart if we are focus on it," Then Rachel said, I raise my eyebrow at that.
"Ok then,"
"Ok. So which pub you think got some guy to do it?" Then I ask Rachel.
Rachel then go search up something on internet. "Oh, never mind about the pub. I found it,".
With that, Hidan and I eyebrow raised.
"What do you mean by that?" I ask as I look at the computer.
"The Sinclair Mafia, they can create an ID with no problem with a little help of money," Rachel then said.
Then I nod.
"Well, where are they?" I ask.
And Rachel scrunch her eyebrow. "What is it?" Hidan ask as he notice Rachel face keep changing.
"It seems that they got some Superpower human within their rank. So we might need to bring up more clones act as a bodyguard," Rachel then point it out.
I nod.
"Alright, It will not be today then," I then point it out as I can still feels about my chakra still on 25%.
My clone then nods.
"Agree, now who want to go outside to grab some leaves?" As Hidan said that, Rachel and I touch our noses together. And Hidan groan,
"You bitches," He then said as he walk away to the door.
"No offence, but you are me not my husband," I then point it out,
But Hidan just shrug, "I know," He grumbled and walk out.
Which he then slam the door.
"Geez, anger issues much?" I then mumbled, and notice that Rachel is currently looking at me with an eyebrow raised.
"We are you," She then stated.
I just sit down on the couch and be quiet.
As I notice if I continued talking Rachel will point out every mistake I did. Maybe Rachel is my insecurity brain as a human?
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