《Loose Screws》14. Vol 1 - Of Mom and Embalbing
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"What?"
I then ask my mom, as I was not expecting that from my mom today.
"I said, Your Grandpa is here, well not yet as he is still doing his work, but I was wondering if you and your Husband can meet him this Sunday? You didn't work correct? And I believe your Husband should have a day off on Sunday, so it is a perfect time! Beside, your Grandpa want to see your Husband as well! Oh, and you too of course, but most importantly your Husband that you have been talking about!," Mom then continued her rambling.
I then look at Hidan in his eyes,
And then Rachel and Yukio as well. Rachel then shake her head, same as Yukio as his eyes went big.
Probably he notice if I agree to meet on Sunday, which is in 4 days, he will need to speed his learning and bought a place and make it a business.
"Well, I don't know Mom, you-" As I was ready to make an excuse, my mom then cut me,
"Don't you dare say no young lady! you have been skipping the Family Gathering so much that you barely meet your Grandpa! Do you know how he missed you? or even how others keep talking about you on how you barely go to the Gathering?" Mom then screamed out.
Her Asian force was coming out.
I only could nod, but Mom couldn't see that could she?
"And now you want to reject the offer to meet your Grandpa as he is now at this city? Do you want to embarrassed your Mom? Huh? Your uncle will be with your Grandpa as well! If I said that you couldn't come because you have your own life, or whatever, I will be the talk of the family!" Then Mom continued her screaming at me.
I can only take it and couldn't say shit.
As it was true.
I despite the Gathering, because I don't have anything worthy to talk about or compare to others. So I keep making excuses for the past few years.
"Ok mom, I will see ok?"
I then said,
Yet my mom was not happy with that answer,
"I do not want to hear 'I will see about it ok?' I want a yes!" She then screamed out,
It seems that the pressure was right on,
"Ok, fine, I will." I finally said it,
As Yukio face was turning white and quietly said 'WHAT?'.
"Good, Your aunty will be there too." With that I notice something amiss at that.
"Wait a second, is all of the family will be there?" I then ask,
Mom then answer with a laugh, and hang up.
I look at my phone with disbelieved.
"What the fuck?" Rachel then said,
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I nod.
"Well, shit." Yukio then said, then he grab my Laptop and start typing.
"Ok, brainstorm real fast!" Yukio then screamed out. "What the fuck can we make? Or successfully make so we can sell it as Hidan company?".
"Uh," Hidan and I confused face then was matching.
While Rachel eyes was clouded, probably was thinking.
"We can make a jewelry and sold it!" Rachel then said,
"We can?" I then ask her.
Rachel nod.
"Yes, We just need to get a lava jutsu, mix with an earth jutsu. Or create a Jutsu to summon an Ore for silver or diamond or even gold, and then we can liquefied it, And then you will be needing to get another clone that specialized on crafting things and Baam! Jewelry." I then blankly look at Rachel.
"Lady chill your fucking tits, How the fuck we create a jutsu in the first place when she barely can put 2 leaf sticking her face?" Hidan then point it out, as Yukio nod beside him.
"Agree, something realistic."
"Well, you can buy it from your black market?" I then ask,
Rachel eyes then brighten. "Yes! We can, now we just need the building."
"I think buying a building will take more than 4 days." I then point it out, Causing Rachel to pinch the between on her eyebrow.
"True, all the inspections and such." She then mumbled.
"Can we just Hypnotized people?" Yukio then point it out, "Make their Loyalty to us, so the profits will be ours,"
Then Rachel shake her head, "No can't do, how about the family? They will be suspicious if their husband/wife income going to another bank, Not only that, but the Government can be involved as well."
Yukio then nod,
"True.." He mumbled,
"Well, have them got a Business card, all of the income will be there. And it will be outs, but the family can think that that's theirs?" I scrunch my face at it, as Hidan offer his opinion,
"Well, maybe?"
"That's our answer then." Rachel then said.
We all nod,
"Well, Yukio. Your first job is to try out If you can Hypnotized people,"
Then with that, Yukio then look at Rachel,
Her eyes then turned red, then turned blue once again. "Dude! What the fuck?" She then screamed out as she was offended.
"Well sorry, I need to find out if I can," Yukio then shrug,
"Wait. That's mean we can't get hypnotized or Genjutsued?" I then ask,
Then all of the clones was quiet.
"Possibly? Not sure about the Sharingan one but it look legit," Hidan then shrug,
"Well, at least now we know that I can Hypnotized people,"
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"What are you doing?" I then ask as I watch Hidan come up with a knife, And I am currently at the bathtubs with ice cubes surround me.
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Naked.
"Well, do you want to be rich or not?" He then ask, I scrunch my eyebrows at that,
"What do you mean?"
Then he grins, Rachel as well as she walk in to the bathroom bringing jars that are filled with liquid.
As for Yukio? He probably still out Hypnotizing people.
"I found a site where we can sell kidneys," I then blink. "Oh, alright then. Cut me open!"
Then Hidan proceeds to cut the kidney open, and Rachel put it on a jar filled with water. "What kind of liquid is that?" I ask Rachel as Hidan cut my ribs deeper. "Oy, careful with that! What if you damaged the goods?" Rachel then screamed out,
Then she look at me, "It is Embalming Liquid, It's used to preserved dead body, or in this case, a kidney." She then grins as Hidan manage to get the kidney.
Then Hidan stop his cutting and look at Rachel and I. "Now what should I do?" He ask,
I shrug at him,
"I don't know, just cut the veins? Or any of my meats that are surround it?" I then said,
Hidan then nod and cut it out.
The he grab the kidney and give it to Rachel. Then we watch as how the Kidney was forming again, "Holy shit, this is too unreal,' Rachel then said as she grab the second kidney. "True," I then mumbled as Hidan waited for the third one.
"Do you think 4 is enough?" I then ask,
Rachel nod,
"One of them can fetch out 260k to 300k," I then gape,
"Whoa," Hidan and I then sound our awe.
"And heart can fetch for 1M."
Rachel then added.
With that Hidan knife was stabbing where my heart located. "Hurry!" I then screamed out. Yet Rachel stop him,
"What if she died?"
Then Hidan was quiet.
And I was too.
"Well, Let's try it?" I then ask,
Rachel then shake her head. "If you died, every plans we got will be crumbled. And I bet we will die with you too, as we are your clone," She then said.
Then Hidan shake his head.
"No, I got a feeling she will grow another heart. As it happened to all of her organs no?" He then add,
Rachel then still shake her head.
"Try liver, it cost 400k. We need to stay safe for now," She then said. Hidan and I grumbled.
Then Hidan pull his knife to my healed cut of a body.
"Where is the Liver again?" He ask as he look at my body,
I shrug at him,
"Where did you get that liquid by the way?" I ask Rachel.
At that question Hidan then laugh, "She has been buying things from the Black Market,".
I nod at him as Hidan pluck my bloodied Liver and put it on the jar, Then he waited until I grow another one. Apparently he just cut my body open and search my Liver located at.
"Let's just sell 3 Kidney and 2 Liver," Rachel then said as she look up from her Laptop.
"I manage to get a buyer. And let's not sell it everyday. Like each 2 or 3 weeks is good," Rachel then said,
Which causing Hidan and I nod.
"Ok, so he will pay for 1.7 Millions, for all of that." Rachel then said, causing us to grins.
"Now, that money will be added to your account Qian, or we shall call it the Main account," Rachel then said.
I nod,
"Now we have enough to buy the Business, She then said."
Apparently we agree on making them selling their business to us, "Ok, good then. How is Yukio?"
Rachel then was typing something, and grin.
"He manage to make the Business owner to sell their business for cheap. So we manage to gain 3 of them. We still keep the name the same, but he will still need to get more than 3. And on different city as well."
I nod.
"Well, how much did he need?" I then ask,
Rachel then was typing once more, probably talking to Yukio.
"Well, it seems that he need 4M this time." And Hidan and I choke at her answer.
"What the fuck women? We need 4 of her heart then!"
Rachel then shake her head,
"They will be suspicious on where we earn the organs," She then add.
"Nah, there is many villains doing that anyway, so there will be no suspicions. Beside, this could be a prostitute or an Orphan heart in begin with, and no one would care," Hidan then point it out as he begin to open my newly healed body again and try to get the heart.
Then suddenly we see the heart still beating as he hold it.
After awhile, it stop and I grow a new one,
Rachel then hit Hidan head. "That was dangerous you idiots!"
Hidan shrug as he wait until I grew my heart again, "Welp, 4 more to go," He then said, as he ignore the enraged Rachel.
I nod at him,
"Wait, 4 more?" I then ask. As it didn't make sense, Because it will have 5 Heart instead of 4 heart. Maybe Hidan IQ dropping each time he is keep talking and surround himself with us?
"Just incase," Hidan then said, as he cut the Heart once more. And put the beating heart on the jar. Then I could feel my Heart is forming again.
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