Project G00 Fantasy Comedy Sci-fi Adventure
|Nanopunk |Crafting | Detailed Science and experiments | Inner thoughts | Bio-Robots | Evolution | Infodumps | Tell not Show | Insane to Sane | Slow and Detailed Pace | Puddle to Unknown | Artificial Intelligence | Trans-humanism | Bad Jokes | Moving 'Dungeon' Core |
Hi! I am G00.
I am a project made by some weirdo.
Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become.
Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate...
Reincarnate as in… What the hell did I become?!
(Whispers) You are a puddle.
A puddle?
(Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now!
Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle.
CUT!
Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?!
We’re short on puddle-staff.
The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken.
Wait! How can a puddle be broken?
You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Additional summary:
Spoiler: SpoilerHumanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward?
Additional tags and disclaimers:
Read before starting the story:Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go.
Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science.
Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it.
Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible.
Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.
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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue
2. Act.01 - Chapter 1: I Am a Blind Puddle, Not Another Slime... Please!
3. Act.01 Chapter 2: Sensorchip?
4. Act.01 - Chapter 3: Organizing My Puddle
5. Act.01 - Chapter 4: So 'doctor', is my vision 20/20?
6. Act.01 - Chapter 5: Gooing to try. Can you move?
7. Act.01 - Chapter 6: Re-designing Engines, the only wheel system in evolution!
8. Act.01 - Chapter 7: The First Countdown! Goo!
9. Act.01 - Chapter 8: Not a Vegetarian!
10. Act.01 - Chapter 9: Don’t poke with me!
11. Act.01 - Chapter 10: Creating a different absorption device - Part 1/2
12. Act.01 - Chapter 10: Creating a different absorption device - Part 2/2
13. Act.01 - Chapter 11: Never tell your wish or it won’t become true.
14. Act.01 - Chapter 12: Let it be blood then...
15. Act.01 - Chapter 13: Puzzling Potatoes
16. Act.01 - Chapter 14: When potatoes aren't enough, you need to go to the fridge. Part 1/2
17. Act.01 - Chapter 14: When potatoes aren't enough, you need to go to the fridge. Part 2/2
18. Act.01 - Chapter 15.1: A real goo never fears. Part 1/2
19. Act.01 - Chapter 15.1: A real goo never fears. Part 2/2
20. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 1/7
21. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 2/7
22. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 3/7
23. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 4/7
24. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 5/7
25. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 6/7
26. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 7/7
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