Project G00 Fantasy Comedy Sci-fi Adventure
|Nanopunk |Crafting | Detailed Science and experiments | Inner thoughts | Bio-Robots | Evolution | Infodumps | Tell not Show | Insane to Sane | Slow and Detailed Pace | Puddle to Unknown | Artificial Intelligence | Trans-humanism | Bad Jokes | Moving 'Dungeon' Core |
Hi! I am G00.
I am a project made by some weirdo.
Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become.
Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate...
Reincarnate as in… What the hell did I become?!
(Whispers) You are a puddle.
A puddle?
(Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now!
Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle.
CUT!
Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?!
We’re short on puddle-staff.
The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken.
Wait! How can a puddle be broken?
You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Additional summary:
Spoiler: SpoilerHumanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward?
Additional tags and disclaimers:
Read before starting the story:Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go.
Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science.
Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it.
Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible.
Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.
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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue
2. Act.01 - Chapter 1: I Am a Blind Puddle, Not Another Slime... Please!
3. Act.01 Chapter 2: Sensorchip?
4. Act.01 - Chapter 3: Organizing My Puddle
5. Act.01 - Chapter 4: So 'doctor', is my vision 20/20?
6. Act.01 - Chapter 5: Gooing to try. Can you move?
7. Act.01 - Chapter 6: Re-designing Engines, the only wheel system in evolution!
8. Act.01 - Chapter 7: The First Countdown! Goo!
9. Act.01 - Chapter 8: Not a Vegetarian!
10. Act.01 - Chapter 9: Don’t poke with me!
11. Act.01 - Chapter 10: Creating a different absorption device - Part 1/2
12. Act.01 - Chapter 10: Creating a different absorption device - Part 2/2
13. Act.01 - Chapter 11: Never tell your wish or it won’t become true.
14. Act.01 - Chapter 12: Let it be blood then...
15. Act.01 - Chapter 13: Puzzling Potatoes
16. Act.01 - Chapter 14: When potatoes aren't enough, you need to go to the fridge. Part 1/2
17. Act.01 - Chapter 14: When potatoes aren't enough, you need to go to the fridge. Part 2/2
18. Act.01 - Chapter 15.1: A real goo never fears. Part 1/2
19. Act.01 - Chapter 15.1: A real goo never fears. Part 2/2
20. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 1/7
21. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 2/7
22. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 3/7
23. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 4/7
24. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 5/7
25. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 6/7
26. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 7/7
The Numbers That Brought Our Fates Together
Elena Lee, the daughter of the pharmaceutical tycoon, has been tormented by nightmares since she was six years old. In those dreams, she meets a strange man. It looks like he is trying to save her or... to kill her. But what will the girl do when the man from her dreams suddenly appears before her eyes in reality? *** *** *** Flames devoured the remnants of a fallen plane. The pilot's voice was no longer audible. Slowly falling white snow reinforced the feeling of complete hopelessness. "Lena, run!" "But…" "I said, RUN!" Taking his words as an order, Elena's legs, not listening to the desires of her heart, carried her away from this place as quickly as possible. Out of breath, but finding the strength to run farther through this dark forest, she heard nothing but the knock in her chest. Suddenly, the ground disappeared under her feet, and the body lost its balance. "Oh, and who is this hiding in here? Did the little mouse decide to play with the big cat? Oh dear, as I said, you can not hide from me. Neither in this life nor the next one." Elena's heart sank in horror. She has just lost the last chance to survive.
8 437The Unstoppable Ascension of Zu Mari, Time-Looper
Zu Mari will never be stopped! Zu Mari will ascend to the heavens! Zu Mari is a downtrodden cultivator without any hope of becoming powerful. OR SO HE THINKS! One day fate intervenes on his behalf to give him everything he'd ever dreamed of, ALL THE POWER HE SO RIGHTLY DESERVES! And then, finally, everything starts going his way. (Well... kind of.) [Participant in the Royal Road Writathon challenge] wooooo!! Let's do this! Just to clear up some misconceptions, this is not a parody and it is not a satire. Zu Mari does include over the top humor and exaggerations intended to amuse, but satire is a very specific thing which this is not. I certainly haven't read enough xianxia to properly satirize or parody them. It's just a silly project I'm writing for fun, with a meta story that makes me laugh. Expecting anything else will only end in disappointment.
8 305Delphic
In a world where superheroes are quickly supplanting traditional law enforcement, Hector Donnell was born a super and wants to call himself a hero. Unfortunately, his power doesn't exactly lend itself to front-line fighting: rather than strength or speed, Hector has the ability to View scenes at a distance, into the past, and in great detail. In his online persona of Delphic, he struggles to make a name for himself as a heroic ally while putting his powers to their best use.But when the public assassination of a US Super Team member provokes an international incident, will Hector's brains and abilities be enough to find the elusive killer? And as evidence mounts that the government itself sees Delphic as a threat, who can he really trust?
8 151Liber Nominum Universalia
In this world there are things and beings who roam freely in the corners of our visions and places where the light of the sun and moon do not reach. There are things that raindrops have never touched, lands where humans may rarely set foot. And there are those whose names have been forgotten. Maeno Ayumu wanted to be one of the majority who lived without the knowledge of such things. But one summer, a pocketbook and a black cat opened the doors to the Other Side- doors he could no longer keep locked. And thus begins his journey towards learning forgotten names and forging unlikely bonds, so that those who live in darkness may never fade forgotten. Cover picture taken by Julissa Helmuth
8 73A Demon Within
Reagan is at the head of the Trusted Steel Company, a mercenary group that has been growing in the last years. At about one hundred men now, they have a decent reputation. As mercenaries, they have been through a lot of dangerous missions, but always won out in the end. Only this last mission they have taken is shadier than usual. What are these priests of Kathar really after out here in the jungle? What is lurking in the ruins before them? WARNING: Contains Gruesome Scenes/Violence
8 165Bésame Mucho
By George deValier -WW2 AU. Lovino Vargas only ever wanted something exciting to happen in his boring, everyday Italian village existence. He never expected war, Resistance, love, passion, treason, or a cheerful, confusing, irritatingly attractive Spanish freedom fighter.Number of Chapters: 6Status: Never finishedDisclaimer: This story belongs to George deValier. Hetalia belongs to Hidekaz Himaruya. I own nothing.
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