Project G00 Fantasy Comedy Sci-fi Adventure
|Nanopunk |Crafting | Detailed Science and experiments | Inner thoughts | Bio-Robots | Evolution | Infodumps | Tell not Show | Insane to Sane | Slow and Detailed Pace | Puddle to Unknown | Artificial Intelligence | Trans-humanism | Bad Jokes | Moving 'Dungeon' Core |
Hi! I am G00.
I am a project made by some weirdo.
Some may refer to me as the wobbly thing in the fridge or the slimy thing in the ceiling. Others might tell you about that sticky thing inside your nose. In the end, they called me the Seed of Life, yet didn’t tell me what I was supposed to become.
Furthermore, it just happens that this stage was the most miserable place to reincarnate...
Reincarnate as in… What the hell did I become?!
(Whispers) You are a puddle.
A puddle?
(Whispers) Yes. C’mon little guy, say your lines! You’re live right now!
Welcome to puddle-springs aka the afterlife of a puddle.
CUT!
Eh? Why?! No edition or photoshop needed?!
We’re short on puddle-staff.
The camera is broken, I am broken, and you are broken.
Wait! How can a puddle be broken?
You are not a puddle, you are frozen yogurt.
NOOOOOOOOOO!
Additional summary:
Spoiler: SpoilerHumanity has finally made the second step towards space. Many developments were taking place at the time this happened. All of them accomplished thanks to nanotechnology. Inventions regarding Artificial Intelligence and nanorobotics created the opportunity, a way to terraform planets by sending nanorobots to space. Their orders? Colonizing and preparing the new worlds before humanity's arrival, aka terraforming. Meet G00, a weird agglomeration of nanomachines. A bit stupid, but it's not because he was like that. The little guy... 'He' is really broken. The hardest start of a story is when language is oddly misunderstood, when you know nothing of the place you just arrived; when your companion is a buggy system, and when you have to repair yourself with whatever trash you can scavenge from your surroundings. All of this while you fight your worst enemy: potatoes? What will you do in an unfamiliar circumstance where nothing is what it seems and where you won't even understand the boring ramblings of a confused main character? Well, patience will... probably have a reward?
Additional tags and disclaimers:
Read before starting the story:Harem: Not included for the moment, depends on characters added, votes by readers, and things that happen on the go.
Magic: Far away chapters maybe... as part of high level or non-understandable things by science.
Slice of life: Probably some parts will include it.
Disclaimer #1: Crazy amount of content about high-tech info-dumps, slow pace, starts with biology and nanotechnology. Might have some weird jokes and puns. Game bugs are also possible.
Disclaimer #2: No puddles were harmed during the making of this story. No character is real, no real puddle was used as part of the cast. Character is stupid at the start on purpose but he will get beta and beta. All written content follows a logical approach no matter how stupid it appears to be, maybe… Because it’s just a raccoon splashing some cotton-candy over a puddle after it was thrown. Yup, a bully raccoon with rabies or so it seems.
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Chapter Selections
1. Prologue
2. Act.01 - Chapter 1: I Am a Blind Puddle, Not Another Slime... Please!
3. Act.01 Chapter 2: Sensorchip?
4. Act.01 - Chapter 3: Organizing My Puddle
5. Act.01 - Chapter 4: So 'doctor', is my vision 20/20?
6. Act.01 - Chapter 5: Gooing to try. Can you move?
7. Act.01 - Chapter 6: Re-designing Engines, the only wheel system in evolution!
8. Act.01 - Chapter 7: The First Countdown! Goo!
9. Act.01 - Chapter 8: Not a Vegetarian!
10. Act.01 - Chapter 9: Don’t poke with me!
11. Act.01 - Chapter 10: Creating a different absorption device - Part 1/2
12. Act.01 - Chapter 10: Creating a different absorption device - Part 2/2
13. Act.01 - Chapter 11: Never tell your wish or it won’t become true.
14. Act.01 - Chapter 12: Let it be blood then...
15. Act.01 - Chapter 13: Puzzling Potatoes
16. Act.01 - Chapter 14: When potatoes aren't enough, you need to go to the fridge. Part 1/2
17. Act.01 - Chapter 14: When potatoes aren't enough, you need to go to the fridge. Part 2/2
18. Act.01 - Chapter 15.1: A real goo never fears. Part 1/2
19. Act.01 - Chapter 15.1: A real goo never fears. Part 2/2
20. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 1/7
21. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 2/7
22. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 3/7
23. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 4/7
24. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 5/7
25. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 6/7
26. Act.01 - Chapter 15.2: Inside the blob! part 7/7
Re:BoredBlood
David has always wanted to change his destiny and try again. Well, Destiny gives him the chance and he becomes a bloodsucking fiend who chooses to adventure in broad daylight with the humans and everyone else...Vampire in daylight? Yep, and he needs something to change his boredom and what better way than to slay monsters and meet women at the same time?Btw, this is going to be a fiction I'll do on the side. my other series Martial Morpher will still continue. cover graphic by tara, and background color/text by me
8 152After Life
The full story is still on this site for free! But now you can purchase the edited/fully polished Kindle/Paperback version if you so feel inclined. https://www.royalroad.com/amazon/B09P26HVDQ Armageddon, everyone dies. Certain people called Ultrasapiens come back to life with superpowers. Who are you, what power do you have, and why? That is the question I asked of my friends. They told me their idea and I wrote them into this story. Feel free to leave a comment of your character's ability. I'd love to add them in! - In the near future scientists have discovered a very real threat to the earth brought on by massive solar flares. With anarchy spreading, the governments of the world have banded together in order to prepare for the worst. Building disaster vaults, and designating safety zones in order to protect lawful citizens and the world's elites. After a chain of catastrophic events beings known as Ultrasapiens, arise from the ashes of the old world. In essence, they are a transcendence of human evolution fused with a primal will of instinct. These individuals are able to reclaim their physical selves, to pursue a road laid out before them by something bigger than us all. Struggling to piece together everything that happened, the Ultrasapiens learn that there is much more to the universe than ever thought possible. They will discover the key role that they, and the Earth truly play for the future. Two forces strive for dominance. One encourages the will of natural growth, letting the universe flow to its own design. The other controls with a forceful manipulation, shaping reality to a designed outcome. Religion is met with science, faith met by truth, and fiction with reality.
8 188Evolution of the Twin Xenomorphs
This story starts off with the double suicide of two twins who wanted to escape the life they lived. The death they thought to be the end, was only the beginning of a much longer and adventurous life. Follow the twins as they travel to various worlds within the vast multi-verse, carving a unique path of Evolution, reaching beyond the 'perfect specimen' and achieving something greater. 1-4 daily releases.
8 133The Exalted Guard
The Solar Exalted. The Lawgivers. Created to be able to bring down the gods themselves, run entire countries single handedly, and crush continents with a flick of the wrist. In order to become a Solar, you must do something great. You must lay down your life, to do what is right. And that, is exactly what Mike Schmidt has done. But, can he handle the weight of the Great Curse?
8 95Became the Strongest Cultivator Just By Existing
Christopher 'Chris' Moore is an odd high school student.He hates this boring world and wants it to change.What happens if a god fulfills his wish and gifts him a power incomparable to any other thing, the power of 'Money'----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Just so people don't misunderstand from reading the description, this is about an RPG world with an OP MC and a lot of cruelty and gore scenes.Please visit my website for the latest releases and possibly rate and write a review; https://mramounstories.wordpress.com/
8 92In 27 Days (Watty Award Winner 2012)
Hadley Jamison doesn't know what to think when she hears that her classmate, Archer Morales, committed suicide. She didn't exactly know him, but that doesn't stop her from feeling like there was something she could have done to help him. So to Hadley's surprise, on the very night of Archer's funeral, she has a run in with Death himself and is offered the chance to go back in time to stop Archer from ending his life. The catch? She only has twenty-seven days to do it. And if Hadley doesn't succeed? Well, she doesn't want to think about that.
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