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Saiki was tired of hearing Hinata's thoughts. He removed his earrings earlier to find out what was going on in this school. He has came to a conclusion. It's supposed to be an average school, but oops! Two Harem Protagonists, Simps, The rest of the cast!! Great! How fucking great.

He sighed, putting on his earrings. The thoughts immediately stopped, making him sigh in relief. Hinata raised an eyebrow, wondering what the pink-haired pretty boy was thinking. Though, his calmed down expression was kinda cute.

"Oh, yeah." Saiki widened his eyes, remembering what to do. "The tour?" He furrowed his brows, staring at the ginger. "AH! Yeah." Hinata gave an awkward smile. "Sorry." He grinned. Saiki nodded. Hinata grabbed his hand, dragging him off to wherever.

'Touchy.' Saiki thought, narrowing his eyes. He mentally shrugged, before letting the ginger do his shit. Hinata may have looked nervous and awkward, but on the inside, oh the inside. He was practically simping for this dude. 'IMHOLDINGHISHANDAAAAAA' He screamed in his thoughts.

I dunno, Saiki. Maybe you should have not.. well.. done that. Cause this dude's a great actor, only when it's needed. "What's your class?" Hinata asked. "Class 3." Saiki mumbled. His eyes sparkled. "That's mine too!" He broke off into a bright grin.

Oh. Oh no. Well, there's only one option. Fuck the cliches. "Wanna be friends?" Saiki asked. What? Sure, it's pretty weird, but if you think about it, they are both protagonists. Might as well help the author or himself so that Saiki doesn't ask it under a cherry tree or so.

Hinata gaped, stopping. His mind was in shambles. Saiki could see a tint of a blush. Oh yeah, people blush when they're happy. He must be happy. Oh well. "Yes! Super Double Yes! Everything times yes!" He grinned. Aww, he's kind of cute. I MEAN WHAT-

Saiki nodded. Let's see, Saiki. What to do when you have friends? Get similar interests! He was thinking about Volleyball.. And Saiki's obviously a god.. So.. "Hey, Hinata. Can you teach me Volleyball? I'm interested but I sometimes don't have time." He gritted his teeth, obviously lying.

Though, Hinata was too happy to care. "YES! It's my favorite sport! I like Basketball, baseball, and soccer too, but I think i'm the best at Volleyball!" He rambled with no shame. Saiki sweat dropped. Damn, he knows how the other fics go. Will he manage to pop the ball or crack the floor?

He began to accept his fate, trudging over to the sidelines and the background characters. Hinata seemed to gain his consciousness, and he grabbed his hand. "Oh right, I haven't told you where it is! Let's go!" He chuckled nervously. Saiki shrugged and let his hand get taken by Hinata.

Hinata walked to his class, ignoring the stares due to the attractive duo. Saiki, however, was quite bothered by the stares. 'Maybe I should eat Coffee Jelly to relieve my stress.' He thought, trying to change the subject in his mind. Stupid.

Why wasn't Saiki bothered with stares in his old school? Well, P.K Academy.. they're writte- I mean, Saiki 'mind-controlled' the students to only be attracted to Kokomi Teruhashi or something. Apologies for the confusion. Sure, people like Chiyo Yumehara somehow broke through the spell, but el oh el.

Saiki was going to mind control them again, but he thought otherwise. Is it because he suddenly became out of character?! LOL, good idea myse- author. Saiki felt Hinata stop. They were at the classroom, and Hinata was glancing at someone.

He looked to where Hinata was staring, and there was a boy with black hair talking with someone. "Oi! Bakayama!" His tone suddenly became teasing -- mocking. Who was that guy again? Oh yeah... The fanonly-obsessed milk character.

Kageyama huffed, before waving the person off and glaring at Hinata. He narrowed his gaze to Saiki, and his eyes widened, gaping. Saiki's brows furrowed, but he let it be. He walked to where Hinata and Saiki were, trying to not look at the pink-haired boy.

"Ehh.. Hinata, who's your new short friend?" He smirked, trying to hide his surprised expression and failing. Miserably. Though, Hinata was dense enough to just fight with him. Saiki thought about it. 'I'm literally the average height, what? Plus, isn't Hinata like 5'4? Now that you think about it.. He's short. But- that doesn't mean he's that different... right?' He thought.

Saiki quickly dismissed it, and paid more attention to their bickering. "Bakayama! Stop calling me short! I know I am, but I'm still better at you with Volleyball!" He pouted childishly, though their whole argument was childish already.

"Hah Bakanata?! I'm the setter! I'm obviously better than a decoy, middle blocker and spiker!" He argued. Saiki just sighed, wondering what the hell he did to deserve this. Tsukishima sighed, before interrupting the whole argument.

"Oi, You stupid people. That pink-haired prettyboy who kind of looks like me looks like his soul got taken out of his body." Tsukishima blinked, using the psychic as an excuse. Hinata and Kageyama, jumped, startled. "Ahh.. Sorry Saiki!" Hinata bowed. Kageyama muttered out a sorry, before smiling smugly at Tsukishima.

"You think he's pretty?" Kageyama laughed, sparing a glance to the starstruck Yamaguchi. Tsukishima shrugged. "I won't lie, He's pretty. Even Yams thinks so too." He replied bluntly. Yamaguchi just nodded rapidly. That wasn't the reply Kageyama was wanting.

Kageyama just slumped back to his chair with a gloomy mood. Hinata quietly snickered while staring at Kageyama, covering his mouth with a smirk. Meanwhile, Saiki quietly malfunctioned. What the hell? Did he just get called pretty?

Hinata turned to look at Saiki. "Sorry about him, by the way. He's Kageyama, but his name should definitely be Bakayama. He's shit." Hinata cursed, sending a dirty look to Kageyama. Damn, his soft features really said, "fuck him." lmao.

Suddenly, the Teacher came in and everyone rushed to their seats. Other psychics definitely exist. That was fast as fuck! He didn't even have a seat, so he just stood near the desk or whatever. The Teacher came in and gave a warm smile to Kusuo.

"You must be the new student. Welcome! Go in front of the class and introduce yourself." They welcomed. Saiki nodded, going in front of the class to introduce himself. "I'm Saiki Kusuo. I use any pronouns, and I'm genderfluid. Thanks." He stated.

Now, you might think it's weird, but Saiki practically removed homo/heterophobia, what a champ. The class and the teacher just nodded. "Does anyone have questions?" The teacher asked. Some raised their hands, and the teacher picked one of them.

"Is your pink hair natural? I mean, in other places, Pink hair is normal, but still." A girl asked, trying her best to not sound rude. Saiki nodded. "Yeah, My Pink hair is natural." He mumbled. Half of the class lowered their hands, seemingly having the same question.

The teacher picked another one. "Are you single?" A boy asked, narrowing his gaze. Saiki's lips formed into a straight line. "Uh.. yes." He mumbled. The rest of the hands went down, which mentally made him sigh in relief.

"You can go sit next to.. Yamaguchi!" The teacher pointed to an empty seat next to Yamaguchi. Saiki sweatdropped, but he just nodded immediately and went off to his seat. He sat next to Yamaguchi, who smiled at him fondly.

Damn, it'll be a long day.

Saiki was waiting outside the gym, eating coffee jelly. Hinata was in the Volleyball club, which was weirdly not surprising. How did he somehow save coffee jelly especially when Saiki was in love with it? Well, Hinata said it earlier so he tearfully saved three for later.

Hinata then went out of the gym doors suddenly, which surprised Saiki. Aw, Hinata really wanted to see his cute face while eating coffee jelly again like from lunch, wait WHAT- No, Hinata. Shut it. You just met him! Love at first sight in relationships turn into toxic ones! Snap out of your highschool crush phase!

"You stayed for me? I expected you to just go home already cause it's afternoon already." Hinata smiled awkwardly. "I decided to go earlier than usual to go home rather than getting extra practice because I was worried.." He looked down shamefully.

Shit, everyone knows he can't hurt cute things with good thoughts, no. "It's fine, Hinata. Remember I said I wanted to learn Volleyball from you? I wanted to wait for you. Plus, I don't know your address." Saiki muttered, his eyes turning soft. Hinata's eyes had sparkles in them now. Mood change.

"REALLY?!" He yelled, before scratching the nape of his neck. "Sorry.. haha.." He grinned awkwardly. Saiki just nodded. He reached his hand out to Hinata, who gleefully took it while smiling.

They were at his house. Hinata gave Saiki the chance to bike with him home, but Saiki just said it was no worries. Turns out, this guy lived on a hill. Damn. Saiki still walked up. He's quite athletic, after all he has psychic powers. Even without them, he's still athletic. Crazy, right?

When they entered the house, Hinata was trampled by Natsu, his sister. "Natsu!" Hinata chuckled. "Big brother/Nii-chan!" She smiled, but then she looked at Saiki. Did this kid have personality telepathy? Cause she gave a big smile. "New nii! He's nice!" She chirruped.

"Eh-" He blinked, looking at Hinata who was snickering while covering his mouth. He sent a playful glare, to which Hinata only grinned. "I'm here to play Volleyball with Hinata.." He explained. Natsu nodded, before letting both of them go.

They went to the backyard, and Saiki saw a small court. 'He's obsessed with Volley, wonder why.' Saiki thought. There were a few balls, and Hinata got one of them. "You see, Volleyball is a sport where you shouldn't let the ball go on your court." He explained, Throwing the ball to the other side of the net.

"But.. If it goes past your court, You get the point." He mumbled. "Spiking is an offensive attack, where you just smack it to the other side. There's a lot, like killing which means the other team can't receive it no matter what." He says.

"Receiving is a defense play, where the other team gets the ball that was spiked." He made a gesture, showing you used your arms to do it. "I'm not good at receiving.." He frowned slightly. His eyes brightened.

"My specialty is a quick attack, where the spiker jumps before the setter throws or sets the ball to them, and when the setter throws it, they spike it. You get it so far?" Hinata glanced at Saiki, who was taking notes in his mind.

"Wait, isn't the setter that Kageyama guy? Don't you like hate him?" Saiki realized. Hinata stuck his tongue out, remembering Bakayama. "It's a friendly rivalry. But still, he annoys me a lot!" He hmphed. Well that's that. "Oh! Right, Serving is where you throw the ball to your team or to the other side. Blocking is where you block the ball from entering the court using your hands." He grinned.

"That's pretty much the basics. Hey, can you spike for me?" Hinata grinned. "I know you haven't played, but still.." He looked away shamefully. Saiki shrugged, making sure his powers were a little lower. His mind was still sweetened by coffee jelly, so it agreed.

He spiked the ball, sighing in relief when it didn't pop or literally go through the ground. "Woah.." He gaped. "You jump high like me, and you did it correctly first try!" He gushed, staring at Saiki like he was a prodigy. Technically, he is.

"W-well, can you receive?" He asked. Hinata jumped and spiked, Saiki receiving it immediately. Hinata gaped. "Oh my god, you're really fast.." He fanboyed. "Let's do more!" He grinned. After a while, It's weirdly fun. Jeez, why is it fun? Is it because he's with his friend?

He smiled softly, while Hinata was having a bisexual panic over the fact that, 1. Saiki's smile is so fucking soft I cannot make this up, 2. HE'S SO GOOD AT VOLLEYBALL ALREADY?! and 3. HE LOOKS SO PROFESSIONAL IT'S HOT.

After an hour, Saiki said he needed to go to his home. Both of them were sort of sad, but whatever. Saiki needs to sleep. He's both a glutton and a sloth, making him both of the twins. I mean.. Beelzlebub had purple eyes and Belphegor had purple hair AND eyes.

So I guess he's secretly the triplet. /j

Anyway, as he laid in bed sleepily, he wondered why Volleyball was so weirdly fun. Ugh, Karasuno High was making him happy. Why did this have to happen..