《' why is it fun? ' saiki x haikyuu》0 // new pretty boy coming in !!
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BEFORE YOU READ:
1. I purposely made Saiki out of character. This is meant to be a crackfic, but don't worry. If things get serious, do know that I know how to make it serious... rarely.
2. Saiki is asexual. He doesn't feel sexual attraction, but he can feel platonic or romantic attraction. He isn't aromantic, dude. Also, Saiki is trans. and genderfluid. We stan a royalty.
3. i love cringe, it's my middle name.
4. YES SAIKI TALKS WIRH HIS MOUTH SHRU UP /j Saiki has contacts in his pocket, just in case his glasses don't work. Yes, Saiki, show us your pretty boy eyes.
5. lol i forgor half the plot anyway
6. It's stated that germanium is the reason for the telepathy to be blocked, so I decided to make him hot with earrings instead. I mean, why not? He genderfluid + icon after all.
Saiki Kusuo groaned, rubbing his eyes. "I hate school." He muttered, looking at his germanium earring. "Glad I have this shit. Sure, I'm blinder than Adrien Agreste with it, but does it really matter?" He grinned. He walked downstairs begrudgingly, just wanting to eat food.
"Ah! Ku-chan!" His mother smiled happily. "Hey, mom." He waved a bit. "I made you some bacon!" She grinned ecstatically. Kusuo blinked, before nodding. "Yeah.. sure." He mumbled. He quickly ate the food, not caring at all about how lazy and badly written this story is.
"Oh! Saiki, here's the directions to your new school! Sure, you can always use your phone, but why the hell not?" Kurumi smiled, shoving a huge map into Kusuo's face. "Social media literally changed me, why wouldn't I use it-" He began to say, before getting a death glare.
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"Is there a problem?" She laughed humourlessly, staring at the pink-haired psychic threateningly. 'Oh goddamnit-' He gulped, before forcing a smile and saying "Nope, nothing wrong here!" He exclaimed, sweat dropping from his forehead. Kurumi smiled, before handing him his bag.
"Here is everything! I packed you Coffee Jellies for a snack." She winked, chuckling. 'Her personality took a whole 180..' He thought, nerved. But then, he had stars in his eyes. "Coffee- Yes! Thank you!" He smiled, his cute little smile able topple mountains. But his family is used to it.
"Bye Ku-Chan!" She waved, watching the pink-haired boy walk off to school, fading into the background. 'It's weird, Didn't I change the whole ass world? Why do they have average hairstyles and hair colours?' He thought deeply, grimacing at what was happening. He then saw a boy with orange hair.
Phew, At least some people had irregular colours. The orange haired boy was wearing the school uniform, which meant He had to go to school with him. I mean, he's cute and all.. but why the fuck are his thoughts only on Volleyball? It's like me and coffee jelly. Which means my brand got stolen! Another Protagonist?!
He stared wide-eyed at the ginger, who didn't notice at all. Lmao, they're both dense as fuck. The ginger hummed, walking to the school. Now that Saiki thought about it, why was it so close?! I thought the author was joking about it being badly-written! Oh no!
Saiki stared at the school, thinking deeply about how he regretted even being alive in this story. He sighed, the people around him looking at the pink-haired cutie sympathetically, without even knowing what the fuck was wrong. Pretty people really do just get sympathy out of no where. Spare the pretty, please.
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Hinata seemed to look around him, only to see the pink-haired psychic looking at him. He stared in awe, looking at the pretty boy. Two pretty boys! Oh no! Anyway- Hinata walked up to Saiki, looking at him with adoring eyes. "Hello!" He grinned, getting the attention of the psychic.
Saiki's eyes widened, and he swears he felt sweat dripping from his forehead. "Ah.. Hello?.." He mumbled awkwardly. "I'm Hinata Shoyo! Are you a new student to this school?" He pursed his lips, glancing at the pink-haired boy. "Ah.. I'm Saiki Kusuo. Yes, I am a new student." He narrowed his eyes, trying to keep the sunlight out of his eyes.
Hinata gasped and swooned. "You're that new student!" He brightly grinned. "I'm supposed to tour you around." He chuckled lightly. "Ah.." Was all he could say, speechless. I swear to the lord, if Saiki wasn't pretty, which he is, I think they'll get some stares just by simply being next to him.
Average Life? Stop trying, Kusuo. ACCEPT UR FUCKING FATE. okay who the hell unleashed the demon.
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