Something smells like shit.

Maybe I farted.

I roll over to my side thinking it will just go away but it's smelling even worse now. I open one eye and see green smoke, what the actual fuck.

Is this a stink bomb?! Am I in a movie? Please tell me Dwayne Johnson is there! No no actually scratch that put Kevin Hart.

Fuck I can taste the smell, like seriously I'm fucking tasting the smell.

I start coughing and with each breath I take the coughing just gets worse. Stray tears start forming at the corner of eyes.....it's that bad.

Where the hell is my inhaler when you need it.

I collapse on my knees crawling to my backpack on the far corner. I open it quickly searching for it, oxygen not getting into my lungs.

Oh for fucksakes

I find it then I reach for the door handle to get out of my bedroom only to be met by more smoke. I continue coughing and wheezing as I navigate my way to get out of this dorm.

Why is it so big, I move quickly going against my body's wishes which just wants to collapse on the floor. I reach for the door handle to get out and quickly scramble out.

I sit up straight leaning against the wall as I remove the cap off the inhaler then shaking it rapidly whilst breathing out for 10 seconds

I put my lips around it then inhale. I breath out again and count 30 seconds before inhaling again.

My breathing goes back to normal. Finally.

It wouldn't have made sense for me to do it in the room given I'll just smell the smoke again and I'll have to inhale again.

Now to kill the mother fucker who did that.

"Holy shit are you okay?" I look up to see Tyler, one of Damon's best friends, and Damon standing there looking down at me.

I probably should've worn shorts before coming out, I mean who cares if I could've possibly been sent to the hospital if I stayed in there for a minute longer it's better than being dressed in a white tank top and back lace underwear infront of these two fuckers

"Who put that stink bomb in my room?," my voice sounding so out of breath well I am so it's justified.

"It was me, I completely didn't know ypu had asthma though," Tyler says so fast I almost don't hear him.

Almost, I have a murder to plan after this. I was okay with just having a lazy day today but no they had to add this into my schedule, how rude of them.

Damon hits the back of Tyler's head and says,"I told you this was a shitted idea,"

"I didn't fucking know! And it was better than your idea, you wanted to dump her into the pool!"

How is this better, at least I can swim.

"I ended up saying let's do nothing then you go and do th-,"

"Can someone help me up please," I cut Damon off lifting up my hand.

Damon ends up helping me then I grab his and Tyler's ears and bring them down to my level, I was shorter than both of them so I made them bend in an awkward position so we can look at each other in the eyes.

"If you guys ever do that to me again I swear you won't live to see another day do you understand?" I say angrily twisting their ears harder when they don't say anything,"Do you understand?"

"Yeah now please let go you're fucking killing my ear?!"Tyler says screaming whilst Damon agrees

I let go after some time and they immediately go and cradle their ears which are now red. I make Damon face me then I knee his dick.

He falls on his knees holding it through his jeans groaning in pain.

That's for giving him the idea of doing something to me.

Then I look towards Tyler ready to do the same thing but he takes a big step away from me, smart boy.

"Give me your room keys," I say then he hands them to me,"Now when I come back I expect my room to smell better than it did before,"

I turn around and walk to his room which was just down the hallway ignoring the small crowd that had formed and the people staring at me.

Well ofcourse they're staring, if it's not what I'm wearing it's probably because I just bullied those two.

I open the door and notice how this room is smaller, it still has a small living room though which Tiffany and I didn't get, fucking sexist or maybe it's because we were not popular.

I check the rooms and on the left one I see someone sleeping like what a normal person would do at three in the morning!

That must be his roommate

I go to the other bedroom and collapse on it sleep coming quicker than I expected, I guess that outburst tired me out.

*****

I hear voices and they just keep getting louder.

"Shut the fuck up I'm tryna sleep!" I say into my pillow.

"Vanessa get up," I think Damon says

"Five more minutes," I mumble burying my head deeper into the pillow.

"No get up,"

"Go fuck yourself"

"Bro just lift her up," Tyler says

I don't hear anything then the next thing I know I'm being rolled over then I feel hands on my waist lifting me up until I feel a chest. My legs go around the person's waist then my arms go over their shoulders, falling wasn't on my agenda at the moment

Damn this guy is built of muscle and smells amazing too.

"Are you sniffing me?" Damon asks and my eyes go wide, oh so its Damon carrying me.

I guess I was still too sleepy to notice.

"Pfft no why would I sniff you?" very convincing Van.

"You were," he states

"Sure," I say sarcastically even though it's true

"Put me down I can walk on my own," I say as I see people stopping to stare.

Shit I'm still in my underwear!

It must be surprising seeing Damon carrying me to our room. They must be wondering who I am, fuck I don't even know who I am.....kidding.

I'm just not that known around campus fuck I'm not known at all. I kept to myself a lot and just observed everyone's life from a distance like the creep I am.

"No we're almost there anyway," he says stubbornly.

"I'm being serious people are watching," I say hiding my face by putting it on his neck.

"Let them it's nothing new,"

"Well for you it's not but for me it is,"

He doesn't respond after that and just continues carrying me.

We finally get to our room, our room, that will definitely take some time to get used to.

He opens the door without much struggle and gets in before closing it. I bet people are thinking that we are about to fuck.

Imagine me fucking Damon. With my legs over his shoulders as he sucks me dry.

"What are you thinking about?"

Fucking you.

I lift my head from his shoulder then stare inyo his eyes, his beautiful grey eyes.

"Oh nothing, nothing at all,"

Then I notice our position. His hands under my butt holding me up and my arms around his neck. I immediately get out of his hold.

"I'm going to take shower" I say not looking at him and getting into the bathroom.

Well that was awkward for me that is,he seemed totally fine.

He is totally fine.

I heard he has tattoos, lots of them too I couldn't see them right now cause of his long sleeved t-shirt that hugged his muscles in a way that didn't scream I'm wearing a size smaller.

I wouldn't mind fucking him if I was being completely honest, I haven't had sex in a while.....yeah that's the reason why.

There's totally nothing else