《Roommates with the dickhead》Chapter 3
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I've been awake for about 30 minutes but I still can't bring myself to get up from bed. Logically I should but my body says five more minutes.
Sorry brain body wins.
My tummy rumbles then the sudden urge to eat makes me jump out of bed and head to the kitchen.
Okay actually tummy wins.
I seriously have to ask Damon why our room is so big though.
When I was still with Tiffany we only had a bathroom, a big bedroom that we shared and wardrobes that we also shared.
I was totally nailing the sharing thing, most probably because I didn't have that much stuff back then.
Maybe it's because his popular, if only someone told me there were benefits for being known I would've actually become a social person and paid attention to my appearance, I mean I'm hot...... sometimes.
Dressed in black shorts and an oversized top that covers my shorts I dance my way into the kitchen knowing I'm about to have a date with food.
I stop in my tracks as I hear moaning from the living room the one I have to pass if I want to get to the kitchen. Oh come on! It's in the morning, the morning. The possibility of them being naked makes me cringe.
He fucking has his own room can't he do shit in there?
Okay Van, all those spy movies you watched will come in handy today and also playing agents with your neighbors kid.
I stopped the world from complete destruction in a toddlers eyes and I still managed to save people (teddy bears) by deactivating a bomb (switching off a light), it took hard work and dedication.
I would've gotten a nobel prize for it too but alas I had to keep it a secret, the pain was real everything else not so much.
I see Damon and a brunette sucking their faces off with the girl doing a lot of over exaggerated moans.
I go on all fours like a dog then I notice how my butt was just up in the air so I decided I would tiptoe across the room instead, hopefully her moans would be loud enough for them not to hear me.
I see the girl pull away then I just stand there and like the idiot I am I do a mannequin pose, I should've just crawled like a baby.
Stupid Van! Stupid!
Who would be dumb enough to not notice this
She glances at me briefly before attacking his neck shouting an,"Oh Damon! Yes! Yes!"
I guess she is dumb enough or maybe just blind, I'll go with blind.
I see Damon roll his eyes before they meet mine then he mouths 'help me'
It's kinda like his problem that he should fix and leave me out of it but as I contemplate helping him the idea of getting free food from him pops up so I go to the door and open and close it then with an overly dramatic theatrical voice I say,“Holy shit! Damon! How could you cheat on me! I thought you said you loved me! I guess I'll have to burn all those love letters a-and abort this baby which I was going to name Liam after Liam Hemsworth. Oh the pain the unbearable pain the you've bestowed upon m—,”
“We get it,” I hear him mumble,“I mean I'm so fucking sorry it's not what it looks like,” Cheaters always say that, it's sickening
For good measure I put my hands on my face then pretend to cry, I draw my forefinger out a bit to see what's happening and I see her jump off him and give him a good slap across the cheek.
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Definitely worth it.
The girl may not know how to kiss but damn can she slap, his cheek is already red.
"You disgust me," she says to him before walking towards the door where I'm at.
"I'm so sorry," she says then walks out
I start laughing at Damon's red print and he glares at me.
"You owe me big time and I already have something in my mind," Food
I walk towards him to get a better look at his cheek then my eyes wander to his neck to see a very failed attempt of a hickey.
I start cracking up again and then he gives me a confused look.
"Have you seen your neck,"
"Oh fuck no," he says going to the nearest mirror
"What the fuck was she doing," he mumbles collapsing back on the couch
"Kissing you," I deadpan
"I know that, I'm saying this fucking shit on my neck,"
"I bet anyone can do a better job than that," I remark walking towards the kitchen but Damon stops me by grabbing a hold of my wrist
I turn back to face him then raise a brow.
"Are you sure about that?"
"Of course," I answer almost immediately
"Want to prove that?"
"How," I mutter not taking my eyes off of him
He doesn't respond but instead stares at his lap before looking back up at me and slowly tilts his head slightly.
Fuck should I?
Should I not?
Should I have self respect, nahh I lost that a long time ago....well in the eyes of my mother.
I straddle him maintaining eye contact the entire as I slowly lower my head and kiss his jawline before whispering in his ear,"I don't have to prove anything to you," I went with self respect
I go to stand but he quickly grips my waist
"Just admit it, you don't know how," He mutters staring at my lips, ofcourse I know how, I've read too many books, watched too many videos and movies for me not to know
"This will cost you, you know," I say feeling him harden beneath me
Rationaly speaking I have to put an end to this, but I just don't want to
"I dont give a fuck," he mutters as he cups my cheek his thumb tracing my lips.
I can do this, I can't back down now
I kiss the corner of his lips before slowly finding my way to his neck. I start kissing a certain spot and when I hear his uneven breaths I know I've found his sensitive spot, so that's where his erogenous zone is I wonder where else.
I was into biology in high6, a certain topic of biology that is.
I start sucking at it, his moans sounding around the room, I bite it slightly then go back to sucking. His hands grip my waist tighter.
His dick is now very fucking hard, if I'm not careful I'll let him fuck me right now.
I rub myself against him and I hear him groan and put his hands firmly on my ass
I finally pull away then look at the masterpiece I made.
"And that's how you do it," I say getting off of him and going to the kitchen leaving him hot and bothered.
I'll just masturbate later, no biggie
I open every cabinet and come out with nothing that doesn't need cooking, I'm too lazy to cook I just can't bring myself to do that shit, I like how I'm thinking that as if I can actually cook.
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I mean ofcourse I can, but I'm not good at it.
"Damon? What happened to the food," I'm pretty sure I hid a packet of chips in there.
"Oh the guys ate it all yesterday when you were asleep," I need a word with these guys.
I'll just go to the dining hall, and interact with people.
I take a quick shower then go back to my room and quickly slip on my black trainers wearing socks first, I don't know why but I just can't wear trainers without socks it's uncomfortable for me. Instead of wearing the t-shirt I had on before which had ' Fuck you bitch' in bold print I end up wearing a plain baggy white one with black shorts
I use the elevator knowing I'll definitely trip on the stairs, I'm clumsy that way. I finally reach the dining hall after five minutes of walking.
I notice every girl getting a salad, what the fuck is going on?
I actually had a dream about this, that vegetables finally took over the human race, that nightmare was just painful it broke my heart.
As I'm choosing what to get I ask a girl next to me why every other girl is getting a salad.
"Oh that's just a rule that Camilla made, every Tuesday, girls must eat a salad," she answers
Why though? Who is she anyway?
This is my third semester, but I've successfully avoided eating here for the most part that is. I really don't like socializing or just being next to people in general. It irks me.
I decide on a burger, a slice of pizza and a soda then sit down at an empty table after paying.
I feel eyes on me so look up to see some people looking at me with wide eyes, I raise a brow at them and they just look away.
Fucking weirdos, wait I'm also a fucking a weirdo does that mean I just cussed out myself.
I hear the clicking of heels and they just keep getting louder until they stop and I then hear someone clearing their throat, when I start eating my undivided attention goes into it so much that the outside world just fades away.
I look up to see a girl standing infront of me. I look down and see her wearing heels, so she was the one making that noise, I slowly raise my eyes until I'm staring at her forest green eyes.
I bet she's Camilla.
"I'm guessing you're new, there's a rule around here and it's that every girl eats salad on Tuesdays so count yourself lucky that you didn't hear it in time," she says
Firstly this is college why the fuck is she acting as if we're still in highschool and secondly why would she make a rule that stupid the least she could've done is to substitute the salad to something that contains meat.
I am so sorry vegetarians.
"Oh I heard that rule I just didn't follow it," I say honestly before going back to eating.
She sighs closing her eyes as if composing herself then says,"Look I don't know who you think you are-,"
"Oh I'm Vanessa, Van for short," I say smiling at her
I hear people laughing then I realize that majority of the people in the dining hall are listening into our conversation.
And here I was thinking I'm the only one who loved eavesdropping
"Okay Vanessa, I don't know where you're from b-,"
"I'm actually from London, moved here to America a few years back," I say and yes I have an British accent but I've been told I can do a pretty good american one which did come in handy one time with a cop. Don't ask.
It's sad how I haven't had the pleasure of meeting Tom Holland and me moving away from where he lives made it fucking worse.
I definitely have to hatch a plan on going to stalk the marvel set.
"I don't care about that but what I-,"
"You said you didn't know so I was just informing you," I say furrowing my eyebrows, she is really confusing me at the moment.
"I can ruin you with just a snap of my fingers so I suggest you stop being a smartass," she said snapping her fingers
"That's weird since you snapped your fingers and I'm not ruined yet," I say, okay maybe I am being a smartass but I realized something socializing with people is actually fun I should really do it more.
"You just made enemies with the wrong person, watch your back because I'm coming for you," she says then walks off.
She definitely took that line from a movie, I mean I would aswell but there's no character for the weird, loud but quiet, friendly but brutally honest and beautiful mess girl.
This whole interaction proved something though, when I don't talk to anyone I don't make friends but when I do I make enemies so basically I'm just destined to be alone, friendship wise and relationship wise.
I notice how she had the final say and it really doesn't sit well with me,"Hey Camilla!"
I know I'm just making people look at me again but at the moment I don't care.
When she turns around I say,"Fuck you too,"
Then I go back to eating my food, my forever true love. I see movement around me and then I see Tyler and some other guys I don't know sitting on my table.
Great. More socializing.
"How's your ear doing?" I ask Tyler
"Well it's now better no thanks to you," he says and I just laugh cheekily
"Why are you guys ignoring what just happened like she's a bad a-you are a bad ass," a guy I don't know says looking at me
"Why thank you....?"
"Oh Josh,"
"Nice meeting you Josh,"
"And it's a pleasure meeting you," he says cracking a charming smile
"Well if it's such a pleasure you should've brought chocolates for the occasion,"
"I'll remember that next time," and that's how you get candy from a boy
"Let me just do the introductions, this is Drew," he says pointing to a cute guy with black hair and green eyes and Drew just glares at me before turning his attention back to his food,"Connor," now this one has dark brown curly hair almost black with dark brown eyes
"Adam," he has this kinda like light brown hair along with matching light brown eyes,"and you already know this dumbass’s name,"
Why are all his friends hot?
"Awww she thinks we're hot," Josh says in a baby voice while poking my cheek and I just bat it away
Note to self stop fucking saying things out loud.
"Its funny how she's saying she should stop it but she still continues saying things out loud," Connor states
I just stare at him, slightly embarrassed
"Okay back to the only important thing me talking to Van," Josh says,"So do you want to hang out later,"
Define hanging out, I mean I'm down with that if he is actually referring to fucking I mean.
"With all of us that is," Adam butts in
Imagine a six some with all of them,it's sad that I don't have enough holes
"No one wants you there, right Van?" Josh says looking at me to back him up
"Actually I want none of you there," I deadpan
Adam bursts out laughing then the rest of them end up following suit
"Oh I wasn't joking, I really do not want any of you there especially since I'll be on a date later on," I say and I see Tyler visibly tense
"Really with who?" Drew asks
"Food, I'm like kinda booked for the whole week," I say
"You know what I like you already," Connor says
"I think we all do," Adam smiles showing his dimple
"Not all of us" Drew mutters glaring at his food.
What did it ever do to you, it has feelings you know. They all choose to ignore him maybe his always in a bad mood.
"With me liking her more," Josh says smiling proudly only to receive slaps in the back of his head.
"Fucking bullies," he mutters rubbing his head
"So this is where you guys are, with my fucking roommate," a voice behind us says and I don't need to turn around to know who said that.
Damon.
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Chapter 3 finally done hope y'all enjoyed it
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