In the Mystery Shack, Mabel coughed as smoke was wafting through the air from the remains of half an exploded television, and scattered across the table were several green glow sticks.

Her hair was sticking up in all sorts of angles, and there was black ash all over her face from the explosion.

But despite the circumstances, she looked back at the camera with a wide grin on her face.

"I'll definitely never be allowed to do that again!" she said cheerfully. "Thanks for watching Mabel's guide to home pyrotechnics!"

She then leaned against the table with both arms.

"See you next time!"

A wave of electricity surged through her hair, and she yelped as the electricity travelled up her body.

"Today, Mabel's guide to...fashion!"

Grenda was now taping Mabel as she showed off several of her own sweaters to the camera, and Grenda was adding in her own commentary.

"The sweater! The attitude!"

The two of them were now in the triplets' bedroom, and Mabel was strutting in a white sweater with a green bow tie around her neck, and a pair of pink sunglasses over her face.

She walked right past Dipper, who was sitting on his bed with a pair of sunglasses on his face as well.

"So, wait, what do you want me to do?" he asked in confusion.

"Flip up your glasses" Grenda whispered back, trying to talk as quietly as she could.

"Uh, like this?"

Dipper flipped the shades off of his sunglasses, revealing his rather confused eyes looking at his sister.

Oh yeah!

Mabel was now sitting in a chair by herself in the bedroom, looking excitedly at the camera.

"Guess what it's Mabel!" she said with a rush of words. "Everyone wants to look as amazing as me, but most people don't have time for fashion in their busy day to day lives."

She then hopped out of the chair and onto the floor.

"That's why I've created..."

Suddenly, Candy and Grenda popped out into the camera's view, both of them were holding rather large makeover kits.

"...flash makeovers!"

Mabel turned the camera so that Soos was in sight. He was sitting in the sofa chair in the living room, sipping a mug of coffee. He didn't suspect a thing.

He smiled when he noticed the three girls.

"Hey guys, what are you-"

"Grenda hold him down!"

Mabel and Grenda both sprinted into the room, and Grenda lunged at Soos, knocking the chair backwards as she pinned him down.

Soos screamed and kicked helplessly as the two girls took out their make up supplies and started to get to work.

When the two girls were finally done, Soos was wearing a long blonde wig, a white pirate shirt with a fancy black olden day vest, and extremely tight pants. To top it all off, his eyes were smeared with mascara, and he was holding a glass ball in one hand.

"These pants are so tight, I can't move!"

Mabel and Grenda finished packing their supplies back into the bags, turned around, and ran out the door to some more unsuspecting victims.

"You can thank us later!" Mabel called from the hall.

Soos looked desperately at the camera, unable to move as he dropped the glass ball.

"If you're watching this, call for help!" he pleaded, as he finally fell backwards, landing on his back. The entire outfit was so tight that he could barely even move, and so all he could do was helplessly kick his legs.

"I'm down! Soos is down!!!!"

(y/n) had been sneaking into the pantry when Mabel and Grenda found her, so when she turned around with her arms full of stolen caffeinator 8.0 bars, she had a look of surprise on her face when she caught sight of the camera.

"Mabel!" she gasped, dropping the bars onto the floor. She thought at first that the reason for the camera had been to collect evidence for Stan that she had been stealing from the pantry again. "I wasn't going to eat these, I was-"

She noticed the make up bags a little too late.

Before she could react, Grenda suddenly lunged at her, doing her best to pin her to the ground.

"Mabel, hurry up!" she called, as one of (y/n)'s fists lunged out, barely missing the side of her head. "I'm not sure how long I can hold your sister down."

Mabel came upon her with make up tools in both hands.

When Mabel and Grenda were finally done, (y/n) was wearing a sparkly purple cat sweater with a turquoise skirt, a turquoise headband, and star earrings. She had mary jane shoes with socks on her feet, and her hair had been pulled down, exposing the white streak.

She looked almost exactly like Mabel.

(y/n) glared at her sister.

"Mabel, what the heck?!" she exclaimed, looking down at her new outfit.

Mabel admired her work.

"I figured that all I'd have to do to make you look just as fabulous as me is swap your clothes and change your hair a little!"

"Whoa!" said Grenda as she looked at (y/n), clearly impressed with Mabel's handiwork. (y/n), on the other hand, had her arms crossed over her chest and a grudging expression on her face as she looked away.

"I never realized how similar you look to Mabel."

"That's because we're triplets, idiot!" (y/n) exclaimed exasperatedly.

"Let's get to our next customer, Mabel!" Grenda said to (y/n) as she ran out the door.

"I'm not Mabel! I'm (y/n)!" (y/n) yelled angrily.

Mabel opened the bathroom door to find Stan, who was rubbing his face with lotion while he looked at himself in the mirror. He appeared to have been singing the Stan-wrong song.

"I'm Stan, and I was wrong" he sang, as Grenda started to run into the room.

"I'm singing the-"

Grenda pounced on him before he could finish, and pinned him down to the ground.

"Aaah!" he screamed, as Grenda started to smear orange make up onto his chin. "What's happening?!"

Mabel entered the room herself, and started to help Grenda.

"Beauty is happening!"

When they were done, Stan's whole face had basically been painted to look like a tiger. Grenda held up a hand mirror so that Stan could see how he looked while Mabel stood there with her hands on her hips proudly.

Stan looked at his reflection as he held a bottle of aftershave in one hand.

"I'd be pretty mad at you girls...if I didn't look so fantastic!" he said, taking the mirror with his free hand and admiring the girls' work.

"Success!" Mabel proclaimed, as she ran out of the bathroom. "Take it to the streets, girls!"

Grenda snatched the aftershave out of Stan's hand before running out of the bathroom.

"I'm taking your aftershave.

Mabel and Grenda were now standing outside in the middle of the town.

"Ok, gals" said Mabel, as she scanned the area for any unsuspecting victims. "We need a real challenge."

She spotted Old Man McGucket, sitting cheerfully on a bench by himself with a rusty bucket in his hands as a woman was trying her best to walk by him without giving him any eye contact.

"Old Man McGucket!" he said, as he spit into the bucket. "Spittin' in a bucket!"

Grenda looked at McGucket.

"This one is a toughie" she said.

"Let's try something bold!" Mabel proclaimed.

A few minutes later, Mabel finished drawing a smiling face onto the back of McGucket's bald head as he was turned around.

"Am I good, or am I good, girls?" she said to the camera.

"Absolutely stunning!" said Grenda, as Mabel made her way towards McGucket's front.

"Now we cover up that...problem area" she said, gesturing to his entire face.

She grabbed his long white beard, and threw it over his face. She then walked behind him, and combed the beard so that it looked more like hair.

"Now you just have to walk backwards everywhere you go, and bingo!" she said. "You're fabulous!"

"That's the way my body wants to naturally move anyways!" said McGucket, as he got up and started to sing cheerfully as he walked backwards.

A bystanding woman screamed when she saw the sight, and fled as far away as she could.

"Join us next time for when Mabel tells us what next week has in store" said Grenda, as Mabel appeared back in view of the camera. They were back in the attic, and Mabel was wearing an indigo bowler hat. She then placed a smaller bowler hat on top of her own hat.

"Hat hats!" she said cheerfully, as she made jazz hands at the camera.

Oh yeah!

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the next episode "Mabel's Guide to Dating" is currently scheduled for release 5/5/18 unless otherwise posted. I've saved the best for last to all you shippers out there ;)

Thank you for your loyalty to this story!