《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Ned Holmes
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Lately, Ned Stark's team has been working on a secret mission. They are the FBI of Kingslanding, the Sherlock Holmes's of Westeros... They are everyone you've ever wanted to be.
Ned created 'Secret 🕵🏻🤐'
Ned added Varys, Petyr and Tyrion
Ned: SO GUYS, AS YOU MAY ALREADY KNOW; WE ARE TRYING TO FIND OUT IT JOFFREY IS INDEED AN INCESTUOUS CHILD OR NOT.
Tyrion: Could you please stop using CapsLock?
Ned: OH SORRY. is this better?
Varys: Much better
Ned: Where was I? Oh yes, we are trying to find out if Cersei and Jamie indeed had a son that turned out to be a total *sshole.
Petyr: Isn't Sansa in love with him?
Ned: Love, love... What is love? She's just a child. She probably thinks he is a loser as well, she's just to polite to admit it.
Petyr: Fair enough. She is a pretty lady, tho
Ned: Don't be shitty, Petyr. We all know you are a pedophile, you don't have to accentuate that.
Varys: Hearing Ned say the word 'shitty' is the weirdest thing I have ever came across in my entire life.
Ned: Please shut your shitty mouth, Varys.
Tyrion: savage af
Ned: Savage?! I am not a wildling!
Tyrion: 🙅🏼
Varys: Let's return to the actual topic, boys
Tyrion: Varys keepin' it real
Varys: Yes, I am the mature one
Ned: Well, has someone found any clues?
Tyrion: ...
Varys: ...
Petyr: ... I found a slice of pizza that kind of looked like him?
Ned: Great! Where is it?
Petyr: ... I believe I ate it ...
Varys: Idiot
Ned: Shitty idiot
Petyr: Sorry...
Tyrion: Where did you even find this slice of pizza? And why did it look like Joffrey?
Petyr: I don't know, man. It was all smashed up and gross and I immediately had to think of him.
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Varys: I feel like I can relate to that .
Ned: I feel like we can ALL relate to that.
Tyrion: So, basically what everyone is trying to say is that we don't have any clues at all?
Varys: Yeah, that's basically it.
Ned: Well, that means we have failed and we have not completed our task, so- Oh wait, hang on.
Petyr: What is it?
Ned: I don't really know what just happened, but suddenly I find myself reading a book.
Tyrion: What? Are you messing with us? This is a serious matter!
Ned: No, no... It's a book that describes each and every Baratheon child.
Petyr: So?
Ned: Shall I send you a picture of it so you can see it for yourself?
Varys: Alright, but if this is a prank...
Ned: Tap to download image.
Varys: Ooooh, that explains a lot!
Tyrion: Wow, thanks random book full of answers!
Ned: We truly are a great team! We solved this case like a piece of cake!
Tyrion: But wait, who is Babe Baratheon?
Ned: I have no idea...
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