《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Roose the goose
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Ramsay created "My dad's funeral speeches⚰"
Ramsay added Robb, Jamie, Brienne, Random dude, Sansa
Ramsay: I created this chat so that we can share our thoughts on my beloved father Rooseberry Gilbert Winnifred Bollo James Arthur Ketchup Bolton aka Roose Bolton.
Jamie: Rooseberry? HAHAHA
Ramsay: please don't disrespect my fathers name
Jamie: sorry dude, but your dad name sucks. I don't usually laugh at people, but when I do, I've got a good reason to do so
Sansa: why should I say something about him? He murdered both my mother and my brother
Ramsay: yeah well, sorry about that. I promise it won't happen again
Sansa: 😒
Random dude: wasn't your old man like a butcher or something?
Ramsay: .... you can call it that?
Sansa: he skinned living people
Random dude: oh ok. Nice... I guess...
Brienne: nice? Do you have no honor at all, random dude?
Random dude: honor? Nahh
Jamie: who the hell are you btw?
Random dude: Oh I am just a man
Jamie: Yeah but what is your name?
Random dude: MY NAME IS SANDOR CLEGANE AND I HAVE COME TO EAT YOUR CHICKEN
Brienne: I thought you were dead
Sandor: so did I, but I guess I am not
Ramsay: enough about him, please, tell me what you think of my dad
Brienne: he is a shrimpiedimp
Ramsay: a what?
Brienne: a shrimpiedimp
Sansa: what would that be?
Brienne: ....idk. Google it or something. I am not a walking-talking wikipedia
Sansa: savage
Jamie: I always used to call your dad Roose the Goose
Ramsay: 😳😠
Jamie: hehehe, that is actually really funny
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