《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Jorah goes to the doctor
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Jorah asks the online doctor for advice. That online doctor happens to be no other than Samwell Tarly.
Jorah: Hi, so I've got this problem. It's itching and very painful so I decided to check if it is something bad.
Sam: That's always a good thing to do, sir. Can I have your name and address please?
Jorah: Why would you need to know that? I thought this was an online service?
Sam: It is. I am just really creepy.
Jorah: Oh, well, alright then. My name is Jorah Mormont and I am kinda homeless at the moment.
Sam: Shit happens, sir.
Jorah: Aye...
Sam: So, you're a Mormont then. I knew your father, just so you know.
Jorah: Really? Wow, I don't know what to say.
Sam: That's okay. You don't have to say anything. Please just shut up. So, what's the problem again?
Jorah: I look kinda look like a stoneman. And it itches.
Sam: Sir, I hate to break it to you, but... I think you've got greyscale.
Jorah: Oh... That sucks...
Sam: Yes, it does. But it is my duty as a doctor to help you as best as I can, so I am willing to give you a special treatment that I have never done before. Before I do that, I need to ask you some medical questions. Is that alright with you?
Jorah: I guess.
Sam: Alright. Does it itch?
Jorah: Yes, I thought I'd already told you?
Sam: Does it hurt?
Jorah: Yes...
Sam: Have you tried a band-aid?
Jorah: I've got greyscale. It's literally all over my body. How is a band-aid supposed to help?
Sam: You don't have to get so agitated, geez. I was just asking.
Jorah: Please just continue.
Sam: How grey is the greyscale?
Jorah: ...
Sam: Sir, this is a serious question. Please answer it.
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Jorah: Very grey.
Sam: Is it scaly?
Jorah: Wth? Of course it is. It's called greySCALE.
Sam: On a SCALE of 1 to 10, how bad does it look?
Jorah: 10.
Sam: Does it make you feel insecure?
Jorah: I am literally locked up in the Citadel, ready to die. I don't think I will be worrying about my looks tbh.
Sam: You should, sir Jorah. You look horrible. You look like Peeta when he painted himself so he looked like a rock.
Jorah: What kind of doctor says that to his patients?
Sam: I do. And I don't give a shit.
Jorah: Alright, so... Can I get the treatment or not.
Sam: I will give you the treatment, yes.
Jorah: That's good to hear. So, what's this treatment about?
Sam: Oh it's easy, really. I found a dusty old book that says I've got to peel your skin of and you are not allowed to scream once, because this treatment is very dangerous and it could get us into trouble.
Jorah: Ehh... I think I'll pass... Thanks anyway...
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