Jamie: anyone online?

Cersei: Jamie, go to bed... It is late...

Jamie: I am laying next to you, Cers

Tyrion: ew

Tywin: children, stop it!

Tyrion: uh, father, you are dead. I shot you with a crossbow, remember?

Tywin: uh, oh... That is right... Okay than, see ya

Tywin left the chat

Cersei: I hate that Tormund guy

Jamie: why? Have you ever met him?

Cersei: idk he just looks like a dwarf from the Hobbit. You both know I hate dwarfs.

Tyrion: bitch

Cersei: shut your mouth, brother

Tyrion: shut your face, sister

Jamie: ugh

Jamie left the chat

Cersei: you scared him off with your pathetic behavior!

Tyrion: you scare everyone off with your pathetic behavior

Cersei: lalalala, I am not listening! 🙉

Tyrion: 😴

Cersei: still not listening!

Tyrion: I didn't even say something!

Arya joined the chat

Arya: hi

Tyrion: Arya, how did you get in?

Arya: lord Varys of course

Tyrion: that makes sense

Cersei: go away, stark girl

Arya: I ain't leaving you until I have pushed a knife through your heart

Cersei: wow, that escalated quickly

Tyrion: from 0 to 100 real quick

Arya: you are a hateful woman

Cersei: what is wrong with a little self protection?

Arya: where is my sister?

Cersei: probably at the barbecue of Tormund

Arya: lying witch! I know you keep her in your dungeons!

Cersei: uh, no. She is at the barbecue. I bought a new home, remember? My new house doesn't have dungeons.

Arya: oh, in that case, never mind, bye!

Arya left the chat