《Game Of Thrones Texts {finished}》Game of Thrones barbecue
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Tormund Giantsbane created 'Game of Thrones cast in da houseee😍🎉'
Tormund Giantsbane added Jon Snow, Ygritte, Jamie, Cersei, Tyrion, Sansa, Arya, Oberyn, Ramsay, Hodor
Tormund: aye, fellahs. What about that barbecue we discussed about earlier today? Is that going to happen anytime soon? 🤔
Jon Snow: Idk, maybe
Ygritte: I am a vegetarian.
Tormund: No, yah not
Cersei: who in seven hells put me in this worthless chat?! Remove me from this group chat, this instant!
Tormund: If you incest
Jamie: 😑😑 did you really have to bring that up?
Ramsay: Look at this beauty I catched in the forest today! Already skinned, ready to be presented to my wifey!
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Tormund: that is disgusting, dude! 😖
Ramsay: oh oops, wrong chat...
Tyrion: a barbecue, huh? Isn't that an event where you have to be nice and actually speak to others?
Tormund: uh, yes?
Tyrion: oh no, that is not really my type of spending my precious free time, brr...
Sansa: brb, Ramsay's dogs are chasing me again... *sigh*
Ramsay: 🐶🐶 woof
Tyrion: speaking of dogs, why isn't Clegane in this?
Tormund: ain't got his number
Tormund: guys, are we going to have a barbecue or not? You guys are all ignoring the question...
Oberyn: a pary is not a party if Oberyn isn't there
Tormund: you just said something completely random. That was not the answer I was looking for
Oberyn: keep looking, my friend
Hodor: Hodor
Tormund: Is that a yes, Hodor?
Hodor: Hodor
Tyrion: how did he managed to send a text message?
Hodor: Hodor
Tyrion: ah yes, I see... 🙄
Jon Snow: I am a bastard
Tyrion: ...
Sansa: ok
Tormund: good for you
Jon Snow: I thought I might just say it
Tyrion: we already knew
Jon Snow: really? Oh, that explains a lot
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Ramsay: me and Ygritte would make a perfect couple
Jon Snow: NO
Ygritte: why?
Ramsay: we are both very good at hunting with our bows
Jon Snow: I am very good with my fists 😊😌😤
Sansa: wow thanks
Tormund: GUYS! barbecue yes or no?
Jamie: I don't even know you
Tyrion: no, sorry
Jon Snow: I am not allowed to leave the wall
Tormund: 😒
Ygritte: I am allergic to meat and men with red hair
Cersei: a barbecue, how disgusting!
Tormund: your face looks disgusting
Oberyn: my friend, I will only come to that barbecue if you bring a few wildling women
Jamie: Oberyn having weird fantasies be like
Oberyn: says the incest brother
Jamie: auch
Hodor: Hodor
Tormund left the group chat
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