The six of them had relaxed the entire day, and decided to go get dinner all together. They all dressed nicely and sat at a round table.

"So, guys, we are all here to get to know each other better-" Gladys starts.

"Yes!" Alice and FP say in union with a smile.

"Fred, let's start with you. So what line of work are you in?" She asks him.

"Well Gladys, I am in sheep." Fred let's out quickly coming up with the first thing he can.

FP and Alice send him a confused look before eyeing each other.

"I'm sorry, I don't exactly understand." Gladys tells him confusingly.

"I am a sheep shipper."

"Oh." Gladys let's out, still extremely confused.

"People go online to buy sheep's now, and that-that's what I do-I do that." He rambles, taking a long sip of his drink.

"I'm fascinated! I never knew about this, please tell me more." Gladys encourages.

"Well, people go to my website, see pictures of these sheep, pick the ones they want and then I ship them to those people." He explains.

The waiter comes over to fill up Alice's piña colada with a pitcher. The waiter fills it to the top and Alice takes a drink before grabbing the pitcher from the waiter's hands.

"You can just, leave that here." She lets out in a sigh.

"So what do people do with these sheep?" Gladys asks another question, causing Alice to roll her eyes.

"They do whatever they want! Some keep them as pets, some have them as security for the house. And that is actually how Hermie and I met, she bought a sheep from me." He finishes with a small smile, clearly proud that he invented his entire career.

"Really? Why-why did you buy a sheep?" She asks Alice.

"Children? Okay, tune out because some secrets, some adult secrets are coming out." Ben says before Alice can speak.

"She likes to shave the sheep, for the pelt for the sex, sexuals yes. She has got a fetish for the wool and stuff, you know-"

Betty clears her throat, feeling rather awkward as Charles just looks at the man, clearly confused as to what he was talking about.

"FP, would you come with me please?" Alice says harsher than she expected.

"Yeah, for sure. So we're going to leave right now, so you guys play that game we love to play, the nobody talk game. Okay? Okay." FP says as the two get up from the table and go for a much needed walk.

"I'm sorry, but we are leaving. I cannot do this!" She tells him furiously as she walks away quickly.

"No no no, please Al." He pleads, catching up to her. He places his hand on the small of her back to calm her down.

"I am going to kill that guy!" Alice shouts as she dramatically raises her hands.

"He was going sheep crazy, I'll give you that." He admits as he runs just to keep up with her.

"Al, Al. Where's your hand right now?" He asks her for her tolerance level, and she finally stops walking.

"Where's my hand? You wanna see where it is?" She raises her hand as high as it'll go. "It's not even here anymore! It's gone!" She exclaims furiously.

"How about I beat him up?" Alice sighs at that, as she shakes her head. "You can beat him up with me, it'll be fun!" FP tries to convince her.

"I don't want to! I have to go." She exclaims, putting her hands on her hips.

"Don't bail on me right now." FP says slowly in a funny growl, making a pleading face.

"Don't you make that face at me! I cannot stand that face." She points at him.

A voice suddenly interrupts them. "Alice?"

The two look over to see a beautiful woman. Dark black hair with the most gorgeous pair of legs that suited her beautiful body well. Her brown eyes were looking directly into Alice's blue ones.

"Alice Smith?" She says again, extremely shocked.

Alice stood there dumbfounded. "Oh my god, Hermie Luna."

The real Hermione shrieks of excitement as she makes her way over to them. A pure look of terror made its way into Alice's face watching the woman.

"Hermie, Hermie? As in taking a shi-"

"Taking- from what I see, it's my friend from college! Hermie!" She saves FP as she goes in for a hug with Hermione.

"Both of us here at this resort, at the same time! I didn't know you came to places like this." Hermione says after she breaks the hug, still holding onto Alice's arms.

Alice lets out a fake laugh as she looks at FP. "Here we go..."

"Honey, I want you to meet someone!" Hermione calls after her husband as she pulls Alice over to her cabana, leaving FP standing alone.

"This is one of my best friends from my sorority. Alice, this is my husband, Hiram Lodge." She smiles proudly.

"Pleasure to meet you." Hiram greets, shaking her hand.

"You might've heard of him, he owns his own rum company." Hermione brags.

"Well of course he does, your own rum recipe?" She pretends to be shocked.

"The idea came to me in the shower! A shower that I was taking with miss Hermione." He smirks as she giggles. He kisses her cheek lightly before turning his attention back to Alice.

"Well, that's-um so, you guys got a cabana here?" Alice changes the subject as she looks around the white tent looking thing.

"Because my skin is so white, I don't like to get it burned." Hermione explains, showing her flawless skin.

"Even at night?" Alice questions.

"Well, in Hawaii you never know with the sun." Hermione says sassily.

"So you mean like a moon burn? Or-"

"You look fantastic! You look great!" She interrupts so Alice couldn't get witty.

"Oh, thank you. This is-"

"I'm so glad you got your teeth fixed. Much better." Hermione smirks and Alice gives her a fake smile.

"You are just the same, glorious Hermione that I remember." Alice lets out through her teeth.

"Oh! I ran into Linda Mantel last month. The poor thing, she's already divorced, and she has a child. She's a single mother, it's a disaster." Hermione tells her and Alice feels extremely bad about herself, as that's her life too.

"I feel so bad for her... are you married?" Hermione asks with a smile.

Alice gulps before making a a decision she knew she was going to regret later on.

"Mmm-hmm. Yes, I do."

"Oh! Really?"

"I neglected to introduce you to FP, Forsythe Pendleton Jones the second. My-my husband." She tells them, putting an arm around FP's neck and pulling him close.

He raises his eyebrows at her as she caresses his cheek. "If you want me to stay, just go with it." She tells him lowly.

"Come here, and please meet Hermie and Hiram."

"Hey, hey rum guy, what's up?" How are ya?" He grins shaking the man's hand.

"Invented his own recipe." Hermione butts in.

"Yes, I heard... Hermie, I think I spoke about you with my wife in the bathroom one or two times, right?" He looks over at Alice with a smirk as he grabs Hermione's hand to shake.

"We oh- we-"

"Number two!" FP says putting up two fingers.

"Yes the second- we did it twice, yep." Alice lets out, barely able to contain her giggles.

"So tell me, what do you do for a living?" Hiram asks FP.

"Oh, I'm also an inventor like you. I invented the barking hand..." FP states right before he imitates a barking dog with his hand in their faces.

Hermione gasps loudly and let's out a laugh, as Hiram just smirks in amusement.

"No, you are a surgeon. He's a plastic surgeon, and he's one of the best according to the Riverdale Register." Alice beams.

"Touchdown! Wow." Hermione says, delivering a light slap to Alice's arm.

"Yeah, yep. Touched it down! Well, we've gotta head back, it was great seeing you. We have to get back to our kids so-" Alice rambles.

"You have kids?" Hermione questions.

"Mmm-hmm, two of them actually. We couldn't wait to start creating lives." She tells them as she places her arm back around his neck.

He pulls her closer as he places his arm around her, with his hand resting on her hip. "And by the way, I creating these children in the shower, right?" He smirks as he looks at Alice who's eyes widen.

"You did." She laughs as she pats him on his chest.

"You know what I'm saying, homeboy?" He laughs at Hiram's confused expression.

"Wow, you've been together a long time." Hermione states.

"Am I gonna leave this girl? Look at her!" He tells them, gently rubbing her side. "Still gets the flag up the pole, if you know what I mean."

"Oh!" Alice gasps as she pulls her arm back to her side.

"Bing-bang!" FP chuckles as he goes in for a fist bump with Hiram.

"The four of us should get together and have dinner one night." Hermione suggests.

"Oh, that would be almost like a dream of mine. If we could ever get ourselves out of the bedroom." Alice slaps FP's ass and he jumps with a chuckle.

She places her arm back around his neck, and notices how his never left her hip once. She bites her lip to stifle a grin.

"Alice smith, look at you!" Hermione exclaims.

"Oh no, not Smith anymore. Alice Jones." She tells her, giving FP her brightest smile.

"That's right." He nods his head at her, almost in a trance.

"The second! Anyway, so good seeing you, and meeting you Hiram. Bye! Thank you, see you soon." Alice waves before taking Fp's hand in hers as they walk away.

Once they're far enough she lets go of his hand and places it on her stomach trying to calm herself.

"Oh god." She cries out.

"She was nice." FP tells her.

"I'm going to kill you." FP chuckles at her sudden switch in emotion.

"Come on. You need me though, right?"

"I cannot believe that just happened." She says, not paying attention to what he was saying.

"I like that you need me, how does that make you feel?" He asks her as they descend a small hill.

She places one arm on his shoulder and he places one arm on her back to make sure she doesn't fall.

"Please, it feels like a car door just slowly shut on my soul." She scoffs furiously.

"Come here, come here-"

"What?"

"Listen to me, Do you know how I feel right now? You were getting me so upset, bringing me into that web of lies. My hands right here right now, my hands right here." He imitates her as he places his hand in line with his head.

"You know what? I hate you right now. I've gotta right a bunch of index cards just to keep up with you! " She tells him angrily.

"Yeah, and you're going to have to make me copies too." He tells her, making sure she knew that he was going to help her out too.

Her face soften for a moment. "And one more thing.." he says.

He does his barking hand and she jumps as she lets out a loud gasp. He laughs loudly as she growls in annoyance, storming back to their table.

This was going to be fun.

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