It was six am when FP was woken up by Gladys. He kept dozing off back to sleep, but she kept waking him up till he got out of bed. She then dragged his ass downstairs to the lobby.

"Good lord, why are we leaving the hotel right now? Why did you wake me up?" He asks her in a whiney tone.

"Because, grandpa, I signed us up for the all-day adventure tour!" She happily explains, intertwining her fingers with his. "We're gonna go hiking in the rain forest, kayaking down rivers, and swimming under waterfalls."

"Swimming? I hope you mean skinny-dipping." He smirks.

"Um- I'm going to suggest swimming." Alice says loudly, causing FP to jump.

"I however, am completely fine with some nudity." Ben chimes in, getting up from his seat.

"Oh okay, so weird family nightmare is coming with us, that's- so we can bond?" He turns to look at Gladys who nods her head.

"That'll be great!" He exclaims.

"Let's go, guys!" Gladys exclaims excitedly, as she led the group.

They first went hiking through the rain forest. Trees, flowers, and rivers surrounded them as they walked through the damp and hot forest.

"It is bloody breathtaking out here!" Betty exclaims as she takes everything in.

"Is this where the blue avatar people live?" Charles asks the group and everyone smiles at the boy.

"Yeah, the blue avatar people and I think that black pig over there does too." FP says, pointing to the animal not two feet away from them.

"Where?" Alice asks making her way to the front of the little clump.

"Right there." He motions with his finger.

"Awh, look how cute." Alice coos and the others hum in agreement.

The pig suddenly squeals and starts running towards them. Everyone screams as they run away, FP making sure Alice, Gladys and the children were in-front of him before pushing Ben to the ground and running away.

The pig makes his way over to Ben and starts nipping at him.

"The pig is eating my body!" Ben screams.

FP comes back and shoos the pig away quickly and the two make their way back to the group, with FP laughing hysterically.

They all then got to climb a mountain. Gladys enjoying it much more than the others who were huffing and puffing, and could barley make it up.

They then got to enjoy kayaking down a river. Gladys has suggested that the kids go with their real parents so that they felt safer, and she could share the kayak with Ben.

FP and Charles were behind the group, taking the longest. Alice and Betty were doing fine, as they were right behind Gladys and Ben, who were in the front.

With the way she was sitting, Ben could see down her bikini bottoms. He smirked as he looked, until he felt a paddle hit him on the back of his head. He screeched in pain as he held his head.

"Keep your eyes on the river, sweetheart." Alice tells him with a smirk.

"Yes, I was looking at the canyon." He giggles, meaning her ass.

They make their way to a bridge made out of rope and wood. It was very unstable, yet they all decided to go on together at the same time.

"Hey, what are you guys doing?" All six heads turn towards the man on the ground. "That bridge can only handle one person at a time!"

Everyone, except for FP, shrieks as they run to the other side, trying to get off of the bridge as fast as possible.

"What did he say? What did you say?" FP shouts trying to understand what was going on.

The piece of wood that he was standing on gave out and he fell through, his crotch landing on another piece of wood attached to the bridge.

He screams as he hits hit. "Holy Hermie! Ow!"

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They keep walking along as they try to find the waterfall they were looking for.

"Piggyback times are magical time's, aren't they?" Betty cheerily states as she holds on to FP's neck.

"Yeah, you're destroying my spine now." He states before throwing her into a puddle of mud. "I think JellyBelly slipped."

She slowly lifts her muddy covered face. "Oh father, I just love spending time with you." She sarcastically states.

After a little more walking, they finally find the beautiful waterfall they have been hiking for all day.

"Oh my god, you guys look at this." Gladys motions to the water.

Everyone exclaims their thoughts as they look at how magical the water looked. Alice and FP share a smile as they look at each other.

"I don't know about you all, but I am going to go cool off." Gladys tells them as she starts undressing.

"Really? There could be black pigs in there." FP jokes.

"I agree." Alice hums.

"Look at that, that's terrific." FP states as Gladys fully undresses into her yellow bikini. "Does the hotel know you took those pillows, honey?" The group laughs.

"She really wears that bikini well." Alice admits

"You know what she'd wear well? Dental floss and a pirate hat." Ben tells them with a chuckle and Alice hits his arm as she groans.

Gladys makes her way down to the river and dives in perfectly.

"Oh my god, gorgeous!"

"Perfect!" Everyone exclaimed and clapped, as she emerged from the water.

"So Queen Elizabeth, you mind jumping in the water and also screaming on the way down saying that you love me?" FP asks the young girl and she fondly rolls her eyes.

"Okay." She makes her way down to the river and sighs. "Daddy is my favourite adult!" She exclaims before she jumps into the water.

"And I love you my British crumpet!" He responds as everyone claps.

"All right buddy, you're up next. Let's go!" He motions for Charles, but the boy just nervously makes his way over to his mother and whispers in her ear.

"You gotta squeeze another log out? What happened, what did he whisper to you?" FP asks Alice nervously.

"The water is too deep." Charles tells him.

"Water's too deep for what?" FP confusingly asks him.

"He can't swim." Alice tells him

"He can't swim?" Alice shakes her head no. "And you wanna swim with the dolphins? That makes a lot of sense." FP says furiously.

"I hadn't thought it through." Charles admits shyly as his mother rubs his back for comfort.

"No kidding. You thought about spending all my money though, didn't you?" He yells and Alice gives him a pleading look to be nice to him.

FP sighs. "Okay. No one taught you how to swim, huh?"

"Well, my dad was supposed to but he said he was busy." Charles hangs his head low at the mention of his father.

"Uh-huh, busy being an idiot." FP shakes his head and Alice hums in agreement.

He didn't understand why a man would leave Alice, a beautiful and smart woman, and his two incredibly adorable, funny children. He truly didn't get it.

Gladys makes her way onto a few rocks that were under a waterfall. "You guys have to come in, the water is magical!" She shouts.

"You know what? I think mommy's going to explore the magical waters. Are you okay here with fake daddy?" She asks Charles who contemplates his answer for a moment.

"Sure." He tells her plainly and she kisses the top of his head.

"Really? You're going to get undressed? What are you doing?" FP asks her as she starts removing her fanny pack.

"What?" Alice exclaims.

"You got a bathing cap, too?" He makes fun of her.

"You're the worst." She states removing her shoes.

"A 1920s swimming gown on, honey?" He jokes again and she sends him a glare as she starts to remove her shorts.

"Don't do it. Don't take it off." He laughs when she rolls her eyes.

She finally removes her shirt, revealing her light pink bikini that suited her body very well. She tossed her shirt aside as she made her way to the edge, where you jump in.

As if If slow motion, Alice walked her perfect body down to the edge as the two men watched with their jaws practically on the ground. FP smirks watching her.

"Yeah, okay..." FP says admiring her.

"I'll be right back." Ben says, making his way towards some bushes.

"God, I gotta start taking the stairs more." FP says, practically drooling.

"Don't buy that line. She takes spinning classes like their shots." Charles tells him.

Alice finally dives into the water, as FP watched her with a grin. This woman always surprised him.

A little while later, Ben made his way into the river also, wearing ninja turtle underwear. The three girls sat at a rock as they watched him attempt to climb the water fall.

"I think he's wearing my underwear." Charles states in disgust.

"What is he doing?" Alice asks.

"Yo, I guarantee you fall." FP shouts at his cousin, purring an arm around his fake son.

He was really starting to adore these kids, more and more everyday.

"No way, I'm doing great!" He shouts, pumping his fist into the air, which causes him to fall backwards into the water.

"Thank you, god." Charles says to the sky.