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Tommy and Matty froze as they heard the familiar sound of someone joining the call. They didn't even switch to discord to check who it was. All they know was that they possibly fucked this up.

"What's going on here?" Karl's voice had cut through the robbery that Tommy and a clueless Matty were doing.

: this is the worst robbery i've ever witnessed

replied to : YOU WITNESSED A REAL-LIFE ROBBERY?

"Nothing, big man. We're alright." Tommy answered for the both of them. He halted from going through Karl's chest in panic earlier but has already gotten Matty her stolen netherite armour so there was no point taking stuff from him anymore.

Yes. Tommy decided to steal from Karl. Matty didn't even know it was him they were robbing as the teen told her that it was Tubbo's and that it was alright.

Matty snapped out of her thoughts and hopped off the mini rollercoaster outside the house and went back to get her new armor from Tommy to which he quickly threw at her once she was in sight. Matty stifled a laugh from the interaction, took the stuff and left. She then thought of proposing an idea to maybe get Karl to steal from people on the server with them. It would be fun.

Meanwhile, Tommy thought that if Karl was going to find out they stole from him, he guessed it'll be ok. It's just a guess though.

"Hey Karl, do you want to join us?"

"Um—"

"Yeah sure! Where are you guys at?"

If Tommy had his face cam on, which he hadn't, chat would've seen him looking at the camera with wide panicked eyes and a sheepish grin that says 'we might've messed this up'.

"We're at Tubbo's house." Matty said before going back to riding one of the camels with her freshly stolen netherite armor on.

The whole thing was like a mini rollercoaster. Was it considered as an organic rollercoaster?

... Anyways, Matty thought Tubbo was cool for making the whole thing, at the least that's what Tommy made her believe. She was so impressed.

As Matty was having fun doing what she was doing, Karl was already at Tubbo's house only to see it empty. He frowned in confusion, "Um, where are you again?"

"We're at Tubbo's house." Matty repeated.

"Well, I'm already here and it's empty." He stated as he circled around it to see if they were somewhere near the area. But to his luck, there was nothing. No pixelated block characters. Just nothing.

Matty furrowed her eyebrows at his response, "That's not possible because me and Tommy are literally here... Wait, maybe I can just go to where you are? I think this must be Tubbo's second house or something."

Tommy was silently agreeing, hoping that Mat wouldn't say anything that would rat them out—

"But I think you'll know where it is because it has llamas and all. Llama-coasters." And there it goes. He spoke too soon.

"I think I know where you are. Stay there."

The duo stood there for a while much to Tommy's dismay. He thought it was alright since Matty will be there to protect him, unless she sides with Karl. Hopefully she disregards the latter.

"TOMMY."

Tommy began to yell loudly as Karl's character began to advance towards them with a sword, "MATTY, MATTY STOP HIM. STOP HIM." He demanded as his character momentarily turned red with each hit. He began to hit Karl back before running away when he was nearing three hearts.

Was the plan thought of well? Tommy thinks no. This was the worst plan out of all plans he had done.

"Why are you hitting each other?!"

"whY WERE YOU GUYS STEALING FROM ME?"

"WE WERE WHAT? Also Twitch, it's in-game robbery please don't ban me thank you very much."

"NO. BAN HER. SHE ISN'T SAVING ME FROM HER BOYFRIEND."

Matty flushed red at the mention of the word boyfriend.

Did somebody turn the AC off? She asked herself as her face began to heat up.

Leave it to Tommy to annoy and embarrass the hell out of her when it comes to Karl or anything really. After all, he'd considered himself the leader of the so-called ship. He claims that he's the one who "feeds content" to whatever the stans of Karl and Matty call themselves or had going on. At the end of the day, they always clear it up and state that it was all just jokes, that none of it was real.

But what's with that reaction Matty?

Matty quickly recovered and flipped Tommy off, "SAVE YOURSELF BITCH."

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stream highlights: HELP

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: "bro... you lied to me. i thought we were friends."

: "i did lie and it felt great."

: "you fucking bitch."

: "i still can't believe you thought tubbo made the llama-coaster."

: "i still can't believe i believed a child."

: "hello? i'm right here?"

: "did we ask?"

: "oh shit, she's popping off."

: "what the hell does that mean?"

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stream highlights: SHE'S SO DONE WITH THEIR SHIT

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: "karl. do you think. do you think fishes don't burn their eyes underwater?"

: "...huh?"

: "i said—"

: "no i heard you the first time. um, fishes they have this... i forgot what it's called

but it's like this sack in their eyes where it prevents water from going in their eyes.

wait no. i don't know how to uh. anyways.... *clears throat* when you look at a fish's eye you can see that the

formation of their eyes. formation? anyways it's different from human eyes

because it's developed for underwater purposes—"

: "what are you on about, i lost my head."

: "shut up. the smart people are talking."

: *left the call*

& : ....

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stream highlights: [crickets]

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: "karl. karl, look." *proceeds to parkour in minecraft*

: "she's popping off. she's going feral."

: "did it impress you?"

: "yes it did. that was cool."

: "oh my god. she just— y'know what i'm leaving you.

you guys keep on flirting"

& : "we'RE NoT!"

: "see? SEE. YOU EVEN SYNC WITH WORDS.

disgusting. absolutely disgusting."

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stream highlights: tommy carried the whole stream

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: "guys."

& : "yeah?"

: "you're boring." *leaves call*

: "did he just—"

: "he did."

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stream highlights: ASHSGDHASHK HELLO

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: "ok so matty, do you want the tour of the smp?

i'm assuming tommy didn't show you around."

: "that's rude."

: "what? did he show you around already?"

: "he didn't. we just went straight to this house, which was actually your house."

: "well why did you call me rude."

: "just felt like it. anyways, let's go. show me around pretty boy."

: *laughs* "ok. ok. let's go, pretty girl."

[tommy joins call]

: "YOU LOT ARE DISGUSTING."

[tommy leaves call]

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stream highlights: GUYS. THEY.

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: "nice armor you've got there."

: "thanks. apparently we stole it from you."

: "you can keep it. it looks better on you."

: *laughs* "thank you karl."

: "are you guys done? i'm beating this dragon all by mysel—"

[tommyinnit fell from a high place]

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