《don't you mind? | KARL JACOBS》11 CHAOTIC SIBLINGS ENERGY
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• mattysimmons
Matty is a Criminal?! (ft. Tommy)
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• tommyinnit
This is the best stream collaboration yet. Pls watch.
↳ replied:the other dsmp members be like: 😭😭💔
↳ replied: so true.
↳ sorry big man.
I had to lie for the views.
↳ oh ok :D
↳ tommy
what is this behavior.
• JustaMinx
yea youre a criminal, because you just STOLE MY HEART 😩😍
↳ omg, marriage me rn 😳
↳ what's your ring size loml 😳
• GeorgeNotFound
uh oh.
• BadBoyHalo
what is this? o_O
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Matty waved wildly towards her camera as the wave of people came crashing in, a grin on her face. "Hi chat!" She dragged.
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SHAWTY BAE I MISS U
"Thank you for the 5! I miss you too. Hello everyone, hope all's been well with all of you." She said as she began to type back to Tommy as he started to spam her discord messages. Whining about how she was taking too long with her introduction.
"So today, I am streaming with a special guest. He is spamming my messages right now so I guess I have to rush my intro." She jokingly rolled her eyes before unmuting the call.
"OI OI." Tommy yelled.
"TOMMY. STOP YELLING."
"NO."
Matty sighed, looked at her camera then rolled her eyes. "Alright then, anyways—"
"Where are you?!" Tommy said as he tried to find Matty's character in minecraft.
She didn't tell him what her minecraft skin looked like, just because she thought it would be funny to see the teen's reaction. She thought she was smart for even thinking such thing. It probably wasn't funny but if it's funny for her then it's ok.
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"I don't even know? There's like this huge barricade.. thing in front of me."
"Oh I know where that is. Give me a minute."
"Alright, Thomas."
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WHEN DID U BECOME FRIENDS W THEM.
IM SO CONFUSED.
"I don't even know. It just happened. We play some games offline and just started talking because I have some British in my blood, so I got accepted into the family real quick."
"Why do you say it like that?"
"Like what?"
"I've got some British in my blood."
"Shut up, where are you."
: NAURR WHY YALL LIKE THIS
: now i know why i felt like u had an accent
replied to : bruh how the fvck do u Know that
"Matty?" Tommy spoke up.
Matty figured he was already there and hoped that whatever direction she was going to look at, he was going to be there. To make it more dramatic. And thank the heavens, as she moved to look at the right Tommy's character was just standing her with an arrow pointed at her.
"Matty, why do you look like that?" He laughed as he still kept the arrow pointed but slowly moved towards her.
She added an echo-y effect to her audio and said, "I am you, TommyInnit. I am you, but better."
Matty then moved her character, that was the exact same as Tommy's, and made it run around while headbanging.
"Alright you're getting too— Stop. Stop! I need to tour you around the SMP." Tommy hits her character which didn't do much damage.
Matty hits him back and watched as his character momentarily turned red, "Booooo, I was having fun... but ok let's go, bitch."
She heard Tommy let out an offended gasp before he cried out, "Did you just call me a bitch, Matty?"
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"Yes, and what about it."
"I won't hesitate to kill you here."
"Do it, you won't." Matty challenged.
"..."
"..."
"... You're right but just because I still need to show you around. I will kill you after this tour."
"Deal."
: chaotic siblings energy
"Ok, so, first we need to get you some armour. Netherite to be exact."
"Don't we have to go to the Nether to gather shit for that?"
"True. But today we are stealing."
"Stealing in-game. Twitch, please don't ban me."
: matty and tommy, the bandits
: uhh A hA hA. please dont steal, we all know what happens when u steal in this server.
: WOOOO LETS FUCKING STEAL SHIT LETS GO LETS GO
: i just got here whats going on
"Ok so who are we stealing from?" Matty asked as she stood at the entrance of someone's home, watching Tommy scavenge fir whatever he was trying to find.
"Not important. You don't background check the people you steal from, Matthew."
"Yes you do. Do you not know that robbers study what you do, when you leave and for how long you're away from the house daily before they execute their plan. It's the same with all criminals, they study every single thing."
: mat.
: when bae is smart
: when she knows how to be a criminal *heart eyes*
: CHAT SHUT UP ADFFDS
"I won't even ask how you know that."
"Watch Documentaries then."
"Nerd."
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