Nico strolled around camp looking for Percy. He hadn't seen her since that incident in the morning where Annabeth almost found them sleeping together. A small blush creeped up his face as he thought about that night, but he forced it down before any campers, *cough* the Stolls *cough*, saw it and teased him for eternity.

He had walked to the arena because he knew how much Percy loved to fight, but all he saw was Clarisse beating up newbies physically and mentally.

He had gone to her cabin, in case she was still there, but it was empty.

He had gone to the stables, in case she was talking to Blackjack, but all he saw, well felt, was a whole bunch of angry neighing horses kicking him in the legs. Needless to say he got out of there as soon as he could.

He was just about to go to the big house to ask Chiron, when he spotted Annabeth, drying her hair with a towel as she argued with a new camper, who was surprisingly about 30 years old. He jogged over to her.

"I don't see how I can explain this to you in any simpler way. We need the weapons to fight the monsters." Annabeth said speaking the last sentence slowly, one word at a time, as if she was talking to a 3 year old.

The camper, who was male with brown hair and maroonish eyes, flushed slightly red before replying with his hands waving wildly in the air.

"It's dangerous! Little kids like yourselves are much too fragile to be brandishing swords and knives! You could hurt yourselves! Violence is bad!"

Nico could see that Annabeth was getting really pissed off by this point by the way her hand was twitching and reaching towards her bronze dagger.

"We are NOT fragile! We just fought in a war! And you can't kill monsters without violence! Half-Bloods are supposed to know how to fight, it's in our blood. I got my first weapon when I was SEVEN!" Annabeth's face was red with anger and she was glaring at the man so hard, he looked like he wanted to pee his pants.

"What? That is extremely irresponsible of your parents! I demand to speak with them about how they have so utterly failed to raise their child properly if she is waving around a kitchen knife at the tiny age of 7!"

Nico knew the camper had completely crossed the line and before Annabeth could run him through with a dagger, he reached out and grabbed her arms to old her back.

"Let me go, Nico!" she snapped, as she struggled against his grip, but the attempt was futile; he was a lot stronger than her.

The camper looked at Nico with disdain. "Weapons, ill-mannered children, and now emo kids. Seriously? What is wrong with this camp?"

Nico felt the urge to pummel him right there but he resisted and instead asked with false politeness, "Who are you?"

"Stephan Jackbury-" He started with his nose in the air.

"Son of Ares," Annabeth finished mockingly.

Nico just stared at him for what seemed like the longest time. Then he let Annabeth go and laughed so hard, completely forgetting about his usual grumpy mask. He rolled on the floor for about 5 minutes before getting up and wiping tears from his eyes.

"Ok, I'm done, I'm done," he managed to get out.

Stephan sniffed and stomped away.

Turning to Annabeth, who was staring at him in surprise and amusement, he asked, "Anyways, do you know where Percy is? I can't seem to find her."

"She's probably at the beach," she replied, shaking her head as she remembered Percy and her little pancake stunt.

Nico mentally face palmed. Why didn't he check there first? She was obviously at the beach. With that, he shadow traveled to the beach.

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Percy sat on the ground, letting the soft sand fall through her fingers, as she stared out into the ocean. Annie had probably stopped chasing her now, so she got up to go to Nico's cabin.

"Percy! Wait!" she heard someone call and turned to see Nico jogging to her.

She smiled at him as he got closer and plopped back down on the sand, not planning to go anywhere now. Nico sat down beside her, and put his arm around her waist. Percy leaned into the touch resting her head on his shoulder.

"You know, I just saw the craziest camper," he said while looking at the ocean.

"Really? I've met a lot of crazy campers, you know," Percy replied, breathing in his scent.

"Well, I don't think you've met 30 year old, Stephan Jackbury son of Ares, possibly the only child of Ares who is extremely against violence and weapons," Nico said matter-of-factly.

Percy lifted her head up to look at Nico for lies and when she saw none, she burst out laughing.

"No - I don't - believe - I have, " she managed to get out between giggles.

"I wonder what will happen to him when he meets his siblings," Nico laughed.

"Clarisse will beat him up and send him to live with the children of Iris," Percy replied.

"Nah, he's too peaceful to live with Butch," Nico countered.

Percy burst out laughing once more, while Nico just stared at her enjoying her laugh.

"What?" Percy asked when she stopped laughing and saw Nico looking at her.

Nico just leaned forward and kissed her deeply. Percy responded immediately but cupping his cheek in one hand and feeling his hair with the other. She moaned and pulled him closer as he ran his tongue across her bottom lip. She could feel Nico's hands around her waist tighten. He tasted like a cold night under the moon as he sent chills up her spine and she loved it.

Suddenly there was a flash of light and both demigods jumped apart.

Percy opened her eyes to see her dad, Poseidon standing there in his battle armor, with his trident in one hand and he looked furious.

Uh, oh.

"What is the meaning of this?" he yelled, glaring daggers at her boyfriend.

Percy looked over to see Nico, shaking and looking paler than ever before.

"Umm, dad, we're...er...dating?" It came out as sort of a question and Percy winced.

"You're dating the Hades' Spawn?" he thundered.

"Yeah..." she trailed off, not wanting her boyfriend to get blown to bits.

Suddenly he turned to face Nico and she grabbed his hand in reassurance.

"Do you love her?" He demanded glaring at him.

"Yes." Nico responded without hesitation and Percy's heart swelled.

Poseidon stared calculatingly at him then promptly turned to Percy.

"And what about you, do you love him back?"

"Of course," Percy replied, once again without hesitation.

Poseidon narrowed his eyes further at the both of them and Percy bagan to get worried. Nico beside her was literally quaking in his boots, well quaking in his converses.

Suddenly his face broke out into a bright smile and bear hugged the two.

"Okay," he said happily, "I approve!"

Nico and Percy both let out a breath, relieved.

"Just make sure you use protection. I don't want grandkids until you're 25!" he said without shame and happily flashed away.

Percy and Nico blushed beat red and refused to meet each other's eyes.

Suddenly Annabeth jogged down to the beach.

"Hey guys, Clarisse wants to spar - What in Hades happened to you guys?" she asked, seeing their tomato red faces.

"Nothing," they mumbled and blushed further before Percy dragged her away.

"Now what was that about a spar?" she asked trying to get Annabeth to change the topic.

Nico still stood on the beach, shell-shocked, giddy, and thoroughly embarrassed. He put his face in his hands and wondered how he was going to be able to face Percy later on.

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A.N.

Okay, so...

I've had, like, the weirdest fanfic crossover ideas where the main character is femPercy Jackson daughter of Poseidon blessed by Hades, Hestia, Thanatos, Hecate, Lupa and Hermes who is granted immortality (not godhood) after the Giant war.

For example:

- where Persephone, Nico, Jason, Annabeth, Clarisse, and Chris decide to take up car racing and they get awesome godly cars. Then, they decide to rob Hydra, for fun, of $40 million. Then, according to their plan, Coulson, Hunter, and Fitz, who have a temporary alliance with Ward and Agent 33, come after them and enlist their help to find Skye and Mike Peterson, who has been captures by Hydra. Coulson and his team do not know that they are demigods but they might find out. The pairings will be Skye/Lincoln and Percy/Nico

- where Percy and Thor and Loki (his mind was being controlled) are really good friends and Thor gets invited to Persephone and Nico's wedding and the rest of the Avengers are just really confused and shocked when Loki appears and is invited too. But Clint isn't confused because he is a son of Apollo and only Thor and Loki know and he is also invited.

- Where Persephone's grandpa is Voldemort and she goes to Hogwarts. The Golden Trio is furious and hates her. But the twist is that Voldemort is actually good and he's just under the imperious curse that was cast by Dumbledore and he's actually the "Bad Guy." And the Golden Trio don't know this and Draco, Neville, Snape, and Luna are demigods

- where Percy is like a mother figure to Jacob after saving his life when he was small (she's immortal, so can do anything) and visits him to say hi and the Cullens are like extremely confused and wary because she also knows all about them.Also Bella is slightly jealous even though she is with Edward because she doesn't know that Jacob and Percy's relationship is non-romantic and Percy is super gorgeous.

Like I said, weird.

Should I write them down or would they just turn out to be super lame and disturbing?

Please tell me!

I won't be insulted or anything of you guys think it's weird because I know I'm a weird person, with weird ideas and most normal people will find my thoughts weird.

SO DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT

:)