《Nothing Is The Same (6th book in Winchester Girl)》Twilight Saga Parody
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Samantha and I were in Ricky's car heading to meet with Dean, Kara, Sam, Crystal, Alison, Athena, and Hermes. We got there and saw them. "Who's the chick?" Dean asked. "My baby sister Samantha." Ricky said. "Wasn't she kidnapped as a baby?" Kara asked. "Yeah, she's back though." Ricky said. Samantha smiled. "Whattya got?" I asked my brothers. "Six girls in seven days, which is more disappearances than this city has seen in over a year -- all about the same age." Sam said. "And cute. Hey, ice cream comes in lots of flavors." Hermes said as Sam scoffed. "Right. Sure. Well, half a dozen girls, late teens, a shower away from greatness. Sounds like a profile. I mean, what else they got in common?" Ricky said. "Well...six directions to go here. Pick a number." Crystal said. "Seven. Another call just came in today." Kara said. We got to the girl's house talking to her dad. "Kristin's a good kid. A little naive, sure... You try to be a good parent. Girls are hard." Kristin's Dad said. "Right. Well, we'd just like to find your daughter." Athena said. "Last door on the left." Kristin's Dad said. "Thanks." Dean said. "So we lie to get answers?" Samantha asked. "Yes, Sammi we do." Ricky said. "Whaddya think he was talking about?" Crystal asked. "Drugs?" Hermes suggested. We walked in and turned on the light seeing vampire galore. "Oh, it is so much worse." Alison and Dean said in unison. "Vampires?" I questioned amused. "Ah, these aren't vampires, guys, these..." Kara trailed off not knowing what to say. "These are douche bags." Dean finished. "Yeah." Sam said. "Wow." Samantha said flipping through the book. "Let's see what we can see. All right." Crystal said getting the girl's laptop. She turned it on and a fake looking vampire popped up scaring the boys. "Th-that's just... uncomfortable." Ricky said looking at it. "What's he so bummed out about?" Dean asked. "Man up you morons." Alison said. Hermes was looking at the book. "He's watching her sleep. How is that not rape-y?" Hermes asked. "I gotta concentrate here, Hermes." Crystal said rolling her eyes. "He could hear the blood rushing inside her, almost taste it. He tried desperately to control himself... Romero knew their love was impossible." Hermes read. "Romero? Really?" Athena asked looking at it. "Guys. Shut up." Crystal said. "This is a national bestseller. How is that possible?" Athena asked. "It's a twilight saga parody." I said. "Hey, try, uh -- Lautner." Dean said. "Wait -- he's a werewolf. How do you even know who that is?" Crystal asked Dean. "Are you kidding me? That kid's everywhere. It's a freakin' nightmare." Dean said. "Hey, how many T's are there in Pattins." Sam said trying it and it let us in. "That's it. We're in! Ha!" I said. "All right." Crystal said looking through a Facebook page and Hermes and Athena walked up. "Well?" They asked. "Well, her inbox is full, from some guy claiming to be a vampire." Crystal said. "A real vampire?" Alison asked. "Well, uh... I can only meet you at night...I don't trust myself with you...the call of your blood is too strong... Vampires fishing for victims?" Sam said reading it. "Probably just a human mouth-breather, right?" Ricky said. "On the other hand -- talk about easy prey." I said. "For actual vamps." Kara said. "Why do they write vamps and wolves as enemies?" Samantha asked still reading the book, Ricky took the book shaking his head. "Yeah. I mean, these chicks are just throwing themselves at you. All you gotta do is...I dunno. Write bad poetry." Alison said. "Huh!" Dean said. "Wow. This guy wanted to meet her at a place called The Black Rose." Crystal said. "Gimme a break..." Kara trailed off. "Just reporting the news." Crystal said. "It's probably just your standard-issue perv, right?" Dean asked, Crystal closed the laptop. Sam called Samuel when we were at the motel. "Okay. So now, you're sure it's vampires? A hundred percent?" Sam asked. "Definitely. We got a pattern now. Kids go missing, blood bank van gets jumped. This is the fourth town. Clincher is, this last hit? Driver was found, throat ripped out." Samuel said. "Okay. They grab kids, that's food, right? But if they already got a bunch of walking, talking juice bars...why bother with the blood mobile? It doesn't add up." Kara said confused. "Find the nest. Figure it out." Samuel said. "Girls get your dresses on." Athena said and I sighed and got in a long sleeved black crop top, red tight mini skirt that reached my mid thigh, and black heels.
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I looked at the guys who stared at all of us girls who had on short skirts, or a tight dress. "I feel uncomfortable." Samantha said, wearing a sleeveless tank crop top, plaid skirt, knee high socks, and black combat boots. "Preach." I said. "Well for the greater good." Hermes said. "You just like seeing girls in tight skirts or dresses." Athena said. "You're not wrong but I'm better than Dad, Apollo, Dionysus, or Ares." Hermes said. "True." Athena and I said in unison. We got the the Black Rose and us women were chatting up men who looked like vampires, in reality they all looked like vampires with all the emo. "Hey you're beautiful." A boy said. "Thanks." I said smiling. "Your blood it calls out to me." He said. "It does now." I said. "Yes and it sings for me to drink."He said. "Are you a vampire?" I asked. "Yes, let's get out of here." He said and took my hand, I looked at my friends who nodded. I was in an alleyway and he started kissing neck. I pushed him away and I saw he had vamp fangs. I kicked him in the leg and he fell over. "You bitch." He said and I took my lighting bolt blad le out of my bag and dodged him as he came at me and I chopped his head off. I found Ricky and the ofhers. "What happened to you?" Athena asked seeing my messed up hair. "Well I chopped off a vamps head." I said. "We could've used him for answers." Sam said. "Yeah and I like being virgin, also where is Dean?" I asked. "Kara took him back to the motel a vamp bit him." Crystal said. "Let's get going." I said. We got back to the motel. I walked in the bathroom and changed in better clothes.
I walked out seeing a pissed off Dean. "Oh my God, what is that sound!?" He yell asked. "What sound, Dean?" Alison asked. "Hey, c'mon, keep it down, dammit! Please, Please shut that off...geez..." Dean said about a lamp turned on "Huh and I thought werewolf senses were dialed up to eleven this looks worse." Samantha said, I shut every light off in the motel. "Dean...you should sit down." Kara suggested to him. "You sit down. Of all the ways to die, I never thought I'd be going out like this." Dean said. "Dean, nobody is going out." Sam said. "It's that!" Dean yelled pointing ag the clock. "What?" Ricky asked as Dean ripped out the clock and threw it out of the motel window causing a car wreck. "Samuel is gonna kill me when he gets here." Dean said. "No, Dean, he's not!" Crystal said. "Yes he is, cuz I'm gonna ask him to because you won't do it." Dean said. "Okay, just hold on a second." I said. "For what, huh? Look at me!" Dean yelled. "We can figure this out!" Kara said. "How?! Why aren't any of you freaked out?" Dean asked. "Masking our emotions." Athena, Alison, and Hermes said. "Of course we are!" Kara, Crystal, and Sam yelled. "If there's a cure for werewolves there should be for vamps." Ricky, Samantha, and I said. "Really? Cuz I can hear your heartbeats, and it's pretty damned steady." Dean said, huh Sam, Crystal, and Kara didn't know about werewolf cures. "That's cuz I'm...I'm trying to remain calm. Dean, look -- Samuel will know what to do." Sam said. "C'mon, man, I'm a monster, okay? This is NOT a problem that you spit-ball. We gotta deal with this before I hurt somebody." Dean said. "Dude we literally have a cured werewolf in here there is probably a vamp cure." Ricky said. "How's it feel?" Kara asked ignoring Ricky who is being reasonable about this conversation. "Now you wanna talk about my feelings?" Dean asked. "No, I mean...physically." Kara said. "How do you think it feels? Not good!" Dean yelled going towards the bathroom. "Where you goin'?" Sam asked. "Bathroom, okay? News flash, Mr. Wizard: vampires pee!" Dean said. We walked in the bathroom and didn't see Dean. Samuel got there. "Can't keep track of your brother now?" He asked me. "I'm not his babysitter." I said glaring at Samuel still hating him. "I didn't think he'd escape." Sam said. "He's not himself, Sam. He's a monster and he's hungry. You gotta be prepared to do the right thing." Samuel said. "I hate this dude." Samantha whispered to me. "Same, I respect a well grilled hot dog more than him." I said. "I told you he'd kill me when he showed up." Dean said showing up at the doorframe. "Did you feed?" Samuel said. "I went to say goodbye to Lisa...which, for the record, was a lousy idea." Dean said. "Dean, answer the question." Samuel said. "You can relax, I didn't drink anyone." Dean said. "Thank God." Samuel said. "But I came close. All right. Do it." Dean said. "Okay... if you insist... or I can just turn you back." Samuel said, to him. "What?" Dean asked. "What?!" The others except for Ricky, Samantha, and I said, but there's a cure for even vampires who fed on human blood. "I didn't drive all this way to kill you, Dean -- I'm here to save you." Samuel said. "Well aren't you just grandfather of the year." I said sarcastically. "That's my grandfather's journal. Cure's an old Campbell recipe, kind of like the soup. No one's tried it since God knows. What I hear...this stuff is a bad trip." Samuel said. "There is also a vampire cure for those who've fed, Ma sent it to me." I said showing them the cures. "Awesome." Dean said. "Hey -- the cure is good. But a lot of this is on YOU. You drink, you're done. It won't work. I'm talking one drop of human blood." Samuel said. "Then we use the cure I have." I said. "I don't trust what the Greeks have to offer." Samuel said. "Rude." Hermes and Athena said. "I got it." Dean said not wanting me to kill Samuel. "Do you? Because you will feed. It's a matter of time." Samuel said. "Prejudice, not all vampires are like that." Kara said. "What do we need?" Ricky asked. "Some stuff we got, some we gotta get. Trickiest thing on the list: blood of the fang that turned ya." Samuel said. "That guy was huge." Sam said remembering the dude who changed Dean. "There's nothing in the recipe about easy." Samuel said. "Or we could use a recipe Persephone sent Mae it's easier." Samantha said. "No." The others, except for the Greeks and Ricky, said. "I can get the fang." Dean said. "You're gonna walk right into the nest?" Samuel said. "Well, I'm one of them, aren't I? So all I gotta do is get in there, get the guy alone, and...shoot him with so much dead man's blood that he'll think he's rushing a fraternity." Dean said. "What are you going to say, sup fellow vamps?" Alison asked. "I should come with you." Sam said. "No. Dude, you reek. You're like a walking hamburger. I gotta do this solo." Dean said. "Yeah, except -- we haven't been able to find him yet." Kara said. "No problem. I can smell him. Two miles east of town. You guys get the other crap and meet me there." Dean said. "Dean. It's dead man's blood. Now, there's enough there to drop a linebacker, and then some. Good luck, son." Samuel said. "Don't die." Kara said as Dean left to hopefully not die. "What the hell's wrong with you, Sam?" Samuel asked. "Whaddya mean?" Sam asked confused. "You knew about the cure!" Samuel argued. "What? No, I didn't." Sam said. "What!?" The rest of us yell asked him. "But we talked about it months ago." Samuel said. "Not me. Must've been Christian or something." Sam said. "Huh. That's strange, cuz if you had known, it'd be almost like you let him get turned. Get a man on the inside? Help us find that alpha vamp we've been looking for?" Samuel said. I was getting ready to use my telekinesis on him. "Are you serious? You think I'd do something like that, risk my own brother? What's wrong with you? Look, I'm just relieved we can fix him." Sam said. "You've better not known about the cure Sam or I will personally send you to hell." I said. "Mae go with Samuel to get the things for the cure we don't have." Sam said. I rolled my eyes and left glaring. "You and Millie are too much alike." Samuel said. "What?" I asked. "Your grandmother on John's side she was protective over the people she cared about that's what got her killed." Samuel said. "How do you know about my Dad's side of the family?" I asked. "Oh the Winchester's are legacies in stories but they have sticks up their asses." Samuel said. "Listen I'm actually happy my last name is Winchester, than I can't be associated with hunters who believe anything nonhuman is evil." I said glaring. "You're the reason my little girl is dead, if you weren't born she'd still be here." Samuel said. I rolled my eyes we got the supplies and I was ready to either punch Samuel or jump off roof. We got back to the motel and loaded in the van. We got to the warehouse I tracked Dean to thanks to GPS. We got there and saw a vampire dead out of a window falling on the van, making me feel a little better. "So much for undercover." Samuel said. "Well now your van has a hood ornament." Ricky said smirking, hating Samuel like me. "Let's go." Sam said. We ran in the main room and saw dead vampires everywhere. "Looks like your brother has some Campbell in him after all." Samuel said. "Yeah just like Mae got the compassionate Winchester side." Sam said. I glared at my brother, we found Dean sitting on someone in the basement. "Dean, you okay?" Kara asked kissing him, are they togather again? "Yeah, I'm good." Dean said. We were back at the motel making the cure I was am sitting with Samantha showing her some games on my phone and she found them fun. "If this works, you know it's not gonna be a kiddy ride, you know that." Samuel said. "That's great. Light her up." Dean said. "So what'd you see in there?" Sam asked way too eager, odd he might be happy our brother won't try and murder us. "What?" Dean asked. "In the nest -- what'd you see?" Crystal said. "Crystal I hear, Sam, I can't hear you -- your blood is so frickin' loud, okay? Just -- just back off. All right, gimme the damn cure." Dean said and chugged it. He seemed fine and then he vomited in the wastebasket. "Is it working?" Hermes asked. "Either that or he's dying." Samuel said. "He's fine." Alison said using her angel powers. Dean than passed out. "Get him to a bed." Athena said. We lied him down and I pressed a washcloth to his head. He woke up. "Mae I'm fine." He insisted. "You got turned back to human, vomited and passed out." I said. "Hi. So, what'd you see?" Sam said, what is with him and this. "What?" Dean asked. "In the nest. What'd you see?" Sam asked. "Uhm... well, I'm still trying to work through it, but, uh... I'm pretty sure they're not figuring anything out on their own. They're getting their orders from the top... where to go next, everything." Dean said. "Top, as in...?" Samuel trailed off confused. "Their alpha. At least, that's what I think it is. They've got some sort of psychic thing happening. He sends 'em, uh... I don't know -- messages?" Dean said. "Saying what?" Kara asked. "Honestly? Recruitment drive. Their alpha's building an army." Dean said. "Well, that's comforting." I mumbled. "That's not the worst." Dean said. "What could be worse than a vampire army?" Ricky asked. "We don't scare them anymore." Dean said. "That is worse." Hermes said. We were getting ready to leave. "How'd it go with Lisa?" Sam asked Dean. "It didn't." Dean said and Sam tried to look sympathetic but he looked constipated. "I'm sorry." Sam said. "Yeah. At least, uh... you got my back. No matter what happens, I can always count on you, right, Sam?" Dean asked to Sam. "Yeah. Of course, Dean." Sam said. "And hey man you got us also." I said, the others nodded and Dean smiled as we got in the cars leaving.
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