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"I don't want to talk with you, Bruce."

"V you cant ignore me in all three of your lives." He said as I walked to my car. "Oh yeah? Watch me, You have my word for it." I said as I kept on walking my heavy boots echoing off the concrete walls.

"Come on V..." He said grabbing my arm. I grabbed his hand and twisted him around putting it behind his back. "What the hell do you want Bruce leave me alone!" I yelled at him as my words echoed threw the parking lot.

"Shouldn't you be mad at me for what I have done?" I said to him letting him go as he turned to me. He rubbed his shoulder as his eyes met mine and stayed there.

"Well I'm Talking to V...not Miss or Mr. V" he said and I sighed. I crossed my arms and rubbed my eyes turning around and continuing to walk to my car.

I got my stuff and threw it into the trunk then shut it closed. He stood next to it leaning on one hand against the concrete wall in my way. "V...Why do you keep ignoring me?" He asked as I looked for another way to get to my door.

I sighed and looked at his green hazel eyes. "I don't know..." I said defeated. "Is it because of jok-" he said and I turned to look at him. "No its not the Joker! What is it with you and him? You two are always asking about each other and I'm starting to suspect you two are gay!" I said clenching my fists.

I leaned on the wall next to him and closed my eyes. I heard him chuckle as I brought in a breath and let it go. "We aren't gay we are just enemies." He said and I opened one eye and looked at him.

"OH really? Because I can seriously see the bromance you two have. You can just feel the chemistry when you two are alone in the Interrogation Rooms." I said and smiled to my self closing my eyes again.

"You ever heard of 'Keep your Friends Close, But your Enemies closer?'" He said as I opened my eyes and saw him standing i front of me. "Yeah...Look Bruce...I cant talk to you just like whatever out of work because out of work I'm a criminal and your are a hero..." I said looking at him.

"Thats why I gotta keep my enemy close." He said leaning on the wall his hand beside my head. "Come on bruce...I cant be with a normal guy I am to weird and crazy. Literally Crazy not sane. What Don't you understand?" I said to him as he looked me up and down.

"You look pretty sane to me..." He said and looked into my eyes. "Just to clear things up I am equally as crazy as Joker and equally as Bad...I cant be with you." I said straight at him.

"But it doesn't have to be like that..." He said in a husky voice Brushing his lips past mine and I froze. I pressed against the wall as I gulped down.

"It doesn't but it will..."

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I walked into the room as I smiled at the guards. They nodded at me as the door shut and the locks clicked. I took a deep breath as I saw him facing the rooms back wall.

"Hi Joker how are you feeling?" I asked looking at him stare at the wall. He made bloody marks all over the wall it amused me slightly.

I heard him chuckle to himself as I walked closer and he turned around. "Why hello Mayor, ya sure like visiting me now don't ya...Why?" He said giggling to himself. I sighed as I looked down at the floor.

Why do I feel so sad?

No...V doesn't feel.

But Victory does.

Shut up!

It feels so bad to be forgotten.

Especially by the only person in the world that actually understands you.

"Well someone has to check on you No? I don't really want batman beating the crap out of you. And the stupid doctors here cant get a hint. I need someone that doesn't fall for your mind tricks." I said tapping my head and he smirked walking up to me.

"It takes one to know one huh, Doll?" He said and I smiled and shook my head. "I don't know if you remember but...you placed 5 bombs in Gotham...They are set to go off Saturday at midnight." I said and his smile brightened.

"How fun...and I'm guessing you are here to try to uh...get the locations from me huh?" He said and I sniffed and nodded. "Well that is kinda stupid no?" He said and I smiled.

"Yeah but knowing how random you are...and how much you like chaos you probably put it under a hospital a senior facility a school and probably a shelter or something." I said and he raised a amused eyebrow at me.

"Your good doll...I guess it does take one to know one." He said and I pressed my lips in a thin line and chewed on my lip. "Thing is that finding the bombs isn't the problem...Its deactivating them." I said and he scoffed.

"Well good luck with that because Im locked up in here and probably forgot everything that has to do with this." He said and I nodded.

"Yeah you not being part of this is no fun is it? Ill probably tell them were two or three of the bombs are...depending on size. Ill leave one for your amusements sake...and mines too." I said turning around muttering to my self.

"I really don't like being in here doll...It would be so much more uh, fun if I was out." I heard him behind me. "I really want to play a good game with My Young Beauty."

I replayed his words in my head. What did he say? I looked down at the floor and smiled. I started laughing.

Oh my god!

I turned around to him smiling at me and I ran at him. I hugged him and kissed him on the lips with joy and crushed him with my hug.

"Calm down V your gonna break me. Im still recovering." He said grunting as I let him go. I straightened up and looked at the locked door. "I wasn't worried or anything..." I trailed off and looked around as I heard him chuckle and I saw him roll his eyes.

"Sure doll...Anyways...I guess our deal is back in progress." He said and my eyes started to water. I turned around and looked threw my jacket looking for my blade. I blinked away the tears and found my red blade.

"Here you go...don't let them see it." I told him. And he smiled widely and took it. "Thanks Toots." He said kissing me again as he slipped it up his sleeve. "One of the bombs is under the hospital like ya said...ya know me so well." He said smiling and chuckling to himself.

"Okay so you will stay here till Saturday...Batman will see you on Friday but don't do anything to him. You still dont remember anything and I will have your guys dress as guards and help you go to a van then into My Maze. People will be to distracted by the bombs...Got it?" I said and he stared at me blankly.

"I know you hate plans but I just need you to do this...and give me at least two of the bombs locations so I can win a deal with Batman." I said "i only remember 3 bombs..." He chuckled and laughed. "Wont that make thing more uh....Interesting?" He sang and I smiled.

He sighed as I looked at him. I turned to him confused as he stared blankly.

"Hello?...Why So Serious?" I said to him and he chuckled. "Yeah Ill try to follow your plan..." He said and I let go of a breath I had. I looked at him stare at himself in the metal table. You could see your reflection almost perfectly.

He was staring at his scars. He only had a few smudges of paint left on his face. "Is it the scars?...Come on Joker their amazing..." I said knowing he didnt like it when he didnt have his paint on.

I sighed as he just nodded and kept staring. I put my hand on his shoulder as he tensed up and my eyes lit up. I walked to the door and opened the bag thing I carried all my papers and guns. I also had my Mr.V get up in it. I got out the small black box that had the red black white paint and shut it.

I walked over to him and put it in front of him. "Merry Christmas...again." I said as he grabbed it and flicked it open.

Immediately his eyes lit up and he smiled stretching his scars out. "See? Smile...Your scars look way better when you do." I said kissing his scar on his cheek.

"Put it on later I dont want them to know I gave it to you. Ill see you next week." I said as he put his chained arms around me and hugged me from behind. "Thanks DollFace...Ill Make it up to ya later when Im home." He said putting his face in my neck.

"Yeah okay bye." I said kissing him again for a long time. "'Kay doll." He said as I slipped out of his tight hold and walked to the door. "Can you start like laughing for just an effect?" I said and he chuckled.

After his laugh was out I knocked on the door. The guards opened the door and I walked out quickly as they shut the door. "Any Luck Miss V?" They said not expecting anything but I nodded catching them by surprise. "Really?" They asked and I smiled.

"Yes, There is a bomb Under Gotham City's Hospital"

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Till next time my

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