《What A Clown...》32]That's Were All The Fun Starts
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"Why the hell did you tell me to tell Bruce I wasn't dating you then ask me to be your girl?" I said to him as realization hit me. "Because he cant hit on you if he knows he is competing with me....he doesn't have a chance." He said straightening his coat up.
"Oh wow...I look like security guard." I said looking at my black suit and lipstick with my black sunglasses. "No you look like the ones from men in black." He said looking at me.
I grimaced at my reflection and looked away. "I look fat." I muttered but resisted knowing Joker wont care.
"Then I need a gun incase a weirdo tries to crash my party" I said getting my silver Pistol. "Yeah you should be careful, The Joker is running the streets and who knows what he is up to next." He said hugging me from behind and making fake concern. "That clever criminal mastermind might want to take away My Young Beauty..." He said and I rolled my eyes as he let me go.
"You ready boys?" I said and the dogs came in sliding in dressed like me. "Who the hell dressed them up?" Joker said looking at them. "They look like tiny spy versions of you." He said and I looked at him then back at the dogs.
"They cant go to a party like that naked." I said and got there glasses and put it on their heads. "You transformed my Dogs...they wouldn't even let me bath them." He said. "Cuz they love me..." I said petting them.
"Ya sure you want them to go to his party...they may be good with you but there demons with everyone else. Especially Batman." He said and I stood up. "I forgot they were your dogs...oh well." I said.
I got their chains and put them on and walked to the door. "What are you going to do?" I asked him and he shrugged. "Go get you some votes...terrorize citizens...make you some problems so you can solve them." He said opening the garage door.
"Try not to get caught, okay?" I said walking to my Camaro and opened the back door. The dogs jumped in and sat in the back as I smiled at them.
"Yeah Toots, go make people happy but not too much got it. Thats what you have me for hehe...See ya tonight" he said and kissed me then got in his car. I got in my car and we sped away as the doors opened.
"Jack never gave you guys names did he?" I said and they looked at each other. I smiled at how they understood. "Im going to call you...Saintin and Chaos." I said as Chaos jumped to the seat beside me. I rolled down all the windows and they stuck their heads out. "What about you?" I said to the last one sitting looking at me with black possessed eyes. "Posses...Im so weird."
"You guys are such dolls, I don't know why Joker says you guys are a Cerberus or something." I said and pulled up to the drive way. They all growled at the huge house as We got off.
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I grabbed their chains and went to the house. The door opened and Alfred was their as he looked at my dogs. "How classy Miss V" He said and I smiled as I walked in.
They growled at Alfred as he closed the door and walked by. They started showed their white sharp teeth at him as he walked a few feet away and I yanked at their chains. "Be nice to Alfred, Boys." I said.
"Sorry Alfred...Is Bruce here?" I said wrapping the chain around my fist. "Yes Miss V he will come Greet you...He Has Greeted other guests." He said and I nodded. "Who else came besides me?" I asked.
"A Two Professor's From Arkham, Mr.Dent and His Date, The Commissioner and his Nephew." He said and I nodded again. He smiled and walked away as My Dogs looked up at me and sniffed the air.
They started Growling and looked down The long dark corridor. They started pulling at the chains and barking down it as I pulled at it. "Wow...Very vicious Dogs you got there." Bruce said as he emerged from the dark hall.
"Yeah they are..." I said holding onto the chains as he walked closer and closer and their barks grew echoing off the huge walls. "Were do you want me to put them...Can I see your dogs?" I said and he looked up from his glare to my dogs.
"Oh yeah follow me" He said and I did.
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"I like your dogs...what are their names?" I said as the two white huskies looked at my dogs with fear. "Candy and Sugar" He said as my dogs went up to the two Huskies and growled slowly at them.
"What about yours?" He asked. "The one sniffing the white one is Chaos...the one by the bench Growling at you is Posses and the other on is SaintIn." I said and he nodded.
"Master Bruce they are waiting for you at the table." I heard Alfred say. "We will be right there." Bruce Said and all my dogs looked at him. "Don't worry...they hate everybody except me and Ja-" I said stoping my self just in time. "And Who?" He said and I took a breath in. "Me and J..."
"You wanna go eat?" He said and I shrugged and followed as he opened the door.
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"It was really weird actually...no signs of force was at the locks...we looked at the cameras but they had zoomed in at a spot in the wall and we didn't see anything." The Commissioner told Bruce and Dent as I switched glances with female Arkham Doctor, Named Dr. Justin.
"Well that could be the result of Someone messing with the system...they could possibly have set it up and at a certain time it just zoomed in at that spot." I said stepping in their conversation.
"Yes but the joker doesn't have that knowledge as far as we know." The Male doctor, Dr. Sams, said. "Wasn't he with someone else in that room?" Dr.Justin said.
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"Yes...she was,Very weird. Almost had me when I got her in Arkham. Almost like how Joker did Harley all those years ago. Its scary to think they worked together." Dr. Sams said.
"What was her name do you know?" Bruce said and I tensed up a bit."Her image and prints weren't on record, she is as much as a nothing as Joker. She said she was Victor C. We put her down as Victory but I think the guards called her Victory Terror." THe Commissioner said.
"Do you guys know were she is? Or the joker for the matter of fact." I asked curious at how much they knew. "No she just disappeared. She isn't like joker that robs banks and like that so we know he is here. When I spoke with her before sending her to her cell she was very...I don't know convincing." Dr. Sams said.
"How so?" Bruce asked as we all leaned in a bit. "Its like...she understands emotions and the lunatics and all the bad people better than we do. She said 'It takes one to know one' and that she knew them all." He continued.
"It actually scares me that she could possibly end up working with joker. She is all about deals and business though. Its scary what them two could do." Dr. Justin said.
"She was probably the one that helped the joker and bane out. You guys don't know anything about her so who knows what else she can do." I said and they all looked at me.
"I went to go see Arkham to see how my system was. They security technically was great but all the physical guards were nowhere to be seen in the actual halls. Only at the main entrances and halls." I said and commissioner looked at me.
"You were the one that gave us the new weaponry and training right?" His son Jason said and I nodded. "They shouldn't have slacked off then. You should talk to your security leader." He told the Doctors.
"Thanks for the help Miss V, Im sure voting for you...no offense boys." He said to Dent and Bruce. I heard loud barking outside and I cursed to my self. They all looked at me and I smiled nervously and stood up.
"Well it was nice meeting all of you but I need to go." I said and left.
I nearly ran out to my dogs to see them barking at someone. They jumped at him and he fought them off. I ran towards the guys to try to save my dogs. "Ey Stop it!" I yelled and they all paused.
I went and got their chains and pulled them away. "Who the hell are you?" The guy asked holding his arm. My dogs growled at him and stopped when we heard a door close.
"V whats wrong I heard-" Bruce started as my dogs started barking at him. "Stop it all of you or or so help me I will not feed you for a week!" I told the dogs and they stopped barking but still growled.
"Dick what the hell are you doing here?" Bruce asked and I looked over at the guy in the shadows. "What I cant come home for Thanksgiving?" He said and Bruce rolled his eyes.
"Why the hell are those things here I thought you hated dogs." Dick said and I glared at him. "They have names, you Dick." I said to him taking my glasses off and putting them in my front shirt.
"Are you okay?" Bruce muttered to him and Dick nodded looking at me. "Who is she?" He asked looking up and down like if trying to grade me. "Ill tell you later"
"V I'm so sorry, Ill Walk you to your car-" He said going to put his hand on my shoulder but jumped back when my dogs started barking at him again. "Why don't you take care of your boy and ill take care of mine...Ill see you...another time." I said and walked away.
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"Honey Im Home!" I yelled as I took the chains off the dogs and they ran free. I saw put all the glasses on the side table and saw them ski into a hall.
"Im not a fucking house wife, Doll" I heard behind me and I turned around to see him crossed armed looking down at me.
"Watch your language..." I said and climbed up the stairs. "The final election will be held next Friday...I got a lot of people to vote for you." He said following me into my room. I took my tie off and then my jacket.
"By will?" I said sitting in the big love chair. "Ya know thats not how I roll, V...everything is by force." He said and I rolled my eyes. "Yeah everything is more interesting like that isn't it?" I said as he went behind me and leaned on the chair.
"You know it is doll..." He said and I smiled. "What are you going to do if I do win to be mayor?" I asked and he smiled. "You will be mayor and when you are you will ask to review secret files to capture me and I will just happen to break into your house and 'burn' them." He said
"Play around with gotham...they will be like, how on earth does he know that...they will never know that the leader of the good guys is helping the bad guy." He said looking down at me and kissing me.
"Batman knows a bit what I am planning, but if he uses that to his advantage he knows he will regret it. Just incase what could happen if he does something?" I asked and he chuckled.
"Thats were all the fun starts."
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