《What A Clown...》23] Helping Some Wayne Ass
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"Not This Again" I heard Bruce mumble. I looked over at him as The blonds on his arms dropped their smile and their eyes filled with fear. "Well this is your party...go greet the guest." I said and he looked at me as he shrugged off the girls.
We walked to were the commotion and The Joker is. I looked around as he messed around with the guest. "Do you know were he is huh?" He said holding a persons face. Then He spotted Bruce. "Ah Bruce Wayne...The man of the...what is it the day hour week or year? Hmm..."
Alfred waved me over and I went to him. "Do you have my baby?" I asked him and he smiled. "Right here Miss V...Just Like Old Times am I right?" He said and I smiled.
Joker was around Bruce. That was part of his 'Idea' he would keep bruce busy till Batman came. Then I would come out...
I slowly walked quietly with The leather strap around me. I gripped the gun and started moving when Dent Got me. "What are you doing?" He asked as we looked over at the joker.
"Just another Guy that likes to show off"Joker hissed at Bruce.
"Helping Some Wayne ass" I said and walked behind the stone wall and stopped. "Just Like You" Bruce said and thats when I connected the butt of the gun with jokers side.
Joker stumbled back as I pushed Bruce behind me and hit him again. I aimed the gun at Joker and got ready to fire. Joker straightened up and looked at me tracing my body up and down.
"Wow look what we have here...for a second I thought it was Rachael...but your more than her." He said licking his lips and running his hand threw his hair.
He looked at my leg and smiled "Way more" I felt a blush come but I held it back and clicked the gun. I got ready to press the trigger with the barrel aiming straight at his head.
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"Tell Your Goons To Back off Joker...Or You will Get a Game Over." I said and he raised a eyebrow at me. "But this was just getting uh, good." He said and smirked at me.
I saw a flash of darkness and I know he did too. "And Its About To Get Better" Batman came at Joker and Nearly knocked him over. Some goons reacted to Batman and came over to help Joker.
"Joker Your not playing fair!" I grunted and started knocking down Goons. I hit them with the gun and got them off of Batman. Batman finally got The Joker and Pinned him against the wall.
"Game Over Joker." He growled But Joker just giggled. "Howa 'bout a bonus level?" He said and a shriek was heard as a goon got one of the guest and shot at the glass window making it shatter. Thats when I felt another goon grab me and I pretended to struggle.
Batman looked between me and the other Girl as the window closest to me shattered. "You need to get one of them" Joker sang as they both looked at me.
"Go get her...Ill be fine." I said as he dragged me to the window. Batman took a step towards me as all the guest eyes looked at me struggle. "Don't even dare come get me." I said and then I went over The building.
Batman didn't come get me...good. I Grabbed on to the chain of the window cleaner carts and slid down grabbing ahold so I didn't die.
I then climbed in quickly breathless at what the hell I had done. I stayed there for a few minutes catching my breath.
I saw the Joker laughing as he got inside the van way below me. He looked up and searched the side of the building till he saw me. "Smile more would ya, Doll!" He yelled and laughed getting in the van and driving.
"What A Clown..." I muttered and pressed the button so the cart brought me back up. I finally got up to the shattered glass and I stepped in holding my bloody hand. I walked behind Batman and cursed at him silently.
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"I got one hell of a rope burn." I said and he snapped his head around. Everyone did actually. They probably thought I was dead. "Your-"
"Alive...No I'm dead and I am a ghost dripping red ghostly plasma all over your floor." I said as they all started crowding around me. "Oh my god are you okay" i heard that alot till Alfred and Bruce came threw the crowd.
"Ive had worse people calm down." I said as I started hearing compliments. "You were so brave" "Thank God nobody Died" "Were did you learn to fight?" "You guys scared the joker away."
"The ambulance is on its way everybody go down to the First floor please people." He said as Alfred looked at my hand. "Is this why you told Batman to not get you?" Alfred asked and I nodded and he got the wet towel and dabbed my hand.
"Yeah I saw the window cart thing when I looked out the window when I got here." I said as Bruce was shooing everyone away from me then came and looked at my hand.
"All though im kind of hurt that he actually listened...Whatever he did as told and thats the good thing." I said as they took the shaking girl down stairs.
"Thanks for um getting me out of Jokers Claws." He said and I looked at him. "Don't worry I'm sure you rather be in Catwoman's Claws than his..." I said and chuckled to my self.
"Im kind of glad you won the gun..." He said and I smiled. "Yeah I love this beauty" I said tapping it with my left hand. Alfred wrapped my hand up and Bruce helped me up.
"Do you want to stay the night? You seem hurt, after fighting all those Henchmen off of Batman" he said and Alfred laughed. "Which was quite amazing for me." He said and we both looked at him as he walked away with the bloody gauzes.
"No its fine I have a house of my own and I need to get out of all this junk." I said and he smiled. "Are you sure...Its no problem at all I have many rooms." He said and I shook my head.
"No...Im sure one of the girls that was with you would love either of those rooms..." I said and walked away.
They both followed me to the door in silence as I asked for my car. When the boy brought me my keys I clutched the keys and turned to bruce who's attention was on something else.
"I had a wonderful time I hope to see you again." I said and he cleared his throat. "Miss V if you wont stay will you at least join me for lunch this Saturday?"
"Sure why not" I said walking to my car as Alfred opened the door. "Were should I pick you up?" He asked and I shut the door and rolled down the window.
"I live At 333 RosePick...its the big white house you wont miss it." I said and turned on the engine and let it warm up a bit.
"Bye" I smiled at him and drove away.
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(Bruce'sPOV)
"You wont miss it." She smiled at me with those big silver eyes. She started the car and let the engine roar. "Bye"
She drove away like when I left in my BatMobile...Joker was right she was like Rachael but much more.
"Master Bruce would you like for me to make reservations for tomorrow?" I heard Alfred say. "Yes get the best restaurant in Gotham." I said as the car made a swerve and disappeared.
"Wow"
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