《What A Clown...》24]What Do You Like?...Action
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I found some sweat pants and a shirt to stay in at my houseish mansion. I was cleaning the gun I had bought yesterday and I loaded it.
Thats when I heard something crack. I stood up putting the gun strap on my shoulder and the gun on my hip. I walked towards the living room as I heard more footstep.
I was then pinned against the wall by my gun and I kicked off who ever that was and aimed the gun at him.
"You certainly aren't a morning person now are ya?" He said and I let out a annoyed grunt. " would it kill you to have manners and Knock?" I said walking to the Fireplace and placing the gun above it.
"So how did it go?" He asked smacking his lips. "Well I lost my hand" i said and his eyes darted to my hand and he laughed. "Did you even plan out how I was going to survive that fall?" I asked.
"No but it worked out pretty well..." He said and chuckled to himself. He plopped down on the coach and put his feet up on the table.
"Yeah get comfortable, you did buy this house with my money anyways." I said standing before him pushing his feet off the table.
"So I got Lunch with Bruce and I need chuckles to come over." I said and he switched his gaze to my face. "When?" He asked and I looked at the time.
"12:00 when sane humans normaly eat lunch." I stated and he stood up. "Okay toots...just don't get to touchy." He said and I raised my eyebrow at him.
"Uhm okay..."
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"I don't like this...It makes me look like a bride." I said once I put the white jacket on. "Its fine now go before your late." Joker said pushing me out.
"Are you going to do something today?" I asked so I came prepared with a blade or two. "Just going to make a withdraw from the bank." He said and I turned to him.
"Don't rob my bank...wait...go ahead I have it insured." I said and got the now white phone and put it in my pocket along with my sharpest blade.
I heard wheels go up my drive way and stop we both looked out the window and I scoffed. "Looks Like Bruce Wayne has a Batmobile of his own." I said and laughed.
"What do you mean?" He asked and I pointed at the gray Lamborghini. "That Lamborghini is a 'Murciélago' which means Bat...so its Basically a BatMobile." I said and looked around the house.
"Don't touch anything." I Said to him and left the Front door. "Good afternoon Miss Victoria, your looking beautiful today." Bruce said walking up to me. "Call me V and right back at you." I said smiling.
"Nice home you got here." He said once we got in the car. "My Friend bought it...before I came I told him to get me started" I said as he nodded.
He drove in silence as we went into the city and up a tower like restaurant. The walls were glass and looked over the city. "Hm...this reminds me when I was thrown of your building." I said looking out the glass wall. "Sorry I didnt think-" he started and I laughed.
"Its fine it was just a fall...ive fallen off of hundreds of things...and half were bigger than that tower." I said and he smiled assuringly at me.
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After we ordered, well mostly him since I didn't know what most of the things on the menu were, he turned to me and I just gave Him a small smile.
He started talking about His company Wayne Enterprises. He had so much companies it put me to shame.
"Well like you know my company is BloodSyn Security...I started it when I was 15 by helping homeowners put security. I use to do crime and was good at it. So I would tell them how I would sneek in and how...then help them like that."
"When I turned 18 I went to the Military for 2 years and then came back to my business being world wide with investments but I still have 60% of it since it was really big." I said and he nodded.
"What type of flowers do you like?" He asked and I looked at him. "I don't like flowers..." I said and he nodded again. "What do you like then?" He said and I smiled. "Action"
I heard a rumble and looked out the window to Gotham City Bank. The sirens started ringing and the alarms did too as our plates came.
Bruce looked at the scene and I could see he desperately needed to go and stop joker. "Do you need to go?" I asked and he glanced at me. "You can go if you want to its okay." I said knowing that by the time he left the building Joker would be long gone.
"Im so sorry ill make it up to you..." He said and I stood up. "Thats okay..." I said and he left. I stared out the window as I saw the sirens race by. I sat there watching the building as that black sleek car went rushing by.
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"Nice view isn't it Doll?" I heard and looked at the seat across from me. My eyes widened as he drank from the glass. "What the hell are you doing here! They might see you." I whispered yelled at him.
"People are to busy on their phones to notice me walk peacefully in...anyways my paint got a bit worn off so they dont notice." He said and looked at the plates of food.
He had a black coat on and a Black fedora on his head. He must have passed by as another of his goons again.
"What is this?" He said and took out his knife and stabbed the small piece of meat on the plate. "Honestly I prefer street food" he said popping the food in his mouth.
"And this isn't enough to feed me come on." He said standing up and I followed him. Bruce had paid for the food but I noticed it was over $50 each plate.
He took me to a bar that had a steak house in the back. And the smell of sizzling steaks almost made me drool over it.
When they served them up I took out my knife and dug into it. "How the hell do you know of this place?" I asked him as he bit into the steak. "Most of the henchmen I got from here...they do underground fights at night." He said and My eyes lit up.
"Oh really?"
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We had taken all the paint off of our faces. It was about midnight and I had won two fights already. I decided not to use my real name in the fights when I won.
"And the winner is Victory "The Siren" Terror!" He yelled out raising my hand up. I was a bit confused at why they called me The Siren till I jumped down and got ahold of the joker.
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"Im becoming rich betting on you doll." He said and I smiled at him. "Why did they call me The Siren?" I asked as the guy with bets came by. "Because you lure guys in and kill them...just like a siren." He said as he took his bet. All of a sudden shots were heard and people started scrambling around.
"Its the cops they found out." We heard and saw people fighting them off. "There making a big scandal over it no?" I asked and Joker turned to me. "Its because Dent and Sal are here...maybe batman will come for fun." He said and sure enough...
The Dark Knight come storming in and starts knocking down everyone till he got to Steven Dent. "Lets get out of here." I said and we left walking out to the lockers and up to a alley.
"Stay here doll ill go get the van" Joker said walking away. I straightened up the black coat I had over my red stained white clothes.
Joker walked away as I leaned on the wall in the shadows hiding incase someone came out.
"Why Batman we meet again..." I said to him."V what are you doing here?" I heard a voice that made me want to give a cough drop too. "I thought when I fell over the building would be the last time id see you." I said and turned to him crossing my arms.
"You said to not get you..." He said and I sighed. "Yeah but when Joker fell over the building you didn't hesitate to catch him huh?" I said and he stared at me.
"That was different...why did you help him escape anyways?" He asked me stepping a few feet closer. "I had a deal...and I need to finish his deal." I said crossing my arms and he looked at my stained clothes.
"Are you injured?" He said clenching his fist and I snickered. "Oh this...I was fighting inside...its the other guys blood." I said and smirked at him.
"You shouldn't be with the joker...its not safe you could get hurt. You should stick to making good deals. You can be like the girl at the party, or you could be like the girl in the asylum." He said getting even closer.
"Yeah I could be like The girl at the party going out with a billionaire that will ditch me for a criminal clown orrr...I could be the girl behind the mask working with the clown being the reason why you ditch someone to come after us." I said.
"You said I could go..." He said and I sighed again. "The point is...I am what I am and I love doing it...right now I have a deal to finish With the joker." I said
"You made a deal with me to not take over gotham..." He said and I nodded. "Yes and I will keep that deal up. Ill help Joker Take over Gotham and that starts by Getting a New Mayor." I said starting to walk away.
"Gotham will never vote for you if they now what you are when your not Victoria Corleone." He said and I turned to him walking up to his face. "And They will never vote for you if they know what you are when you aren't Bruce Wayne." I said.
He stared at me for a long time and then shook his head. "Im sorry V I just don't want you working with Joker you might get hurt." He said and I crossed my arms. "Apology not accepted but Im A big girl...Ive had my bad days with the joker and he is good in his own bad way." I said
I saw the van pull up at the end of the valley and joker look over at me. I saw him smirk and give me a thumbs up as I rolled my eyes.
"Who's that?" He asked and I sighed. "My friend...Look Bruce...your a nice guy but remember your a hero and Im a Criminal and One that everyone...even you feared...heck ask Alfred and he will tell you about me..." I said.
"I know that the stupid deal with the joker is making my true sex begins to be shown in public. You and Joker are looking down at me. And I am damn well gonna show BOTH of you that without a mask I am way worse." I said
"And right now your not in my good books."
"Could you let me make it up to you at least?" He said and I looked over at him. "Thats between me and Bruce...Good Bye Batman" I said and walked away.
I hopped in the van and Joker smirked at me. "Next time you see him go nice and sweet...Then You will have Bruce falling for you" he said and I gave him a confused.
"How long have you known that..." I trailed off and he started laughing and drove away. "Do you think that I go and crash Bruce Wayne's cars and parties just because? That every time Batman is there he isn't and vise versa? That the BatCave is on his property? Its obvious...But its way more fun to pretend that I don't know." He said.
"How do you know he is gonna...you know?" I asked letting Victory take over. "Like I've said before Batman is much like me...He is a bit serious and Im not but basically we are the same...we both liked Rachael but she was to sane for me."
"I know what I like and so far I can see he does too." He said to me nudging me. I looked at my wrapped up hand and unwrapped it. It had started bleeding again.
"So whats the next 'idea'?" I asked him. "Well doll...you gotta make him feel he has a tiny chance...but you got to be seductive...something that you are terrible at." He said and the female in me got offended.
"Not true" Victoria said to him. "Huh yeah right" he said and I straightened up. "I could try...I am sure Im not that bad." I said and he scoffed as I clenched my fists and crossed my arms. "You wanna bet? Take me to your warehouse." I said and he looked at me amused.
"That doesn't count those guys will fuck anything with legs." He said and I laughed. "Watch your language...but deal or no deal." I said to him drawing the X on my hand. He looked at me and at the road then back at me.
"Deal"
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