I stood in my house. My actual house like were all the rich people were...I lived like two mansions away from Bruce. I didnt mind buying the house...it was part of Jokers 'idea'.

I was in a room and Joker opened the door. He came in with Chuckles and made him stand in front of me. "Okay so chuckles here has been working for me for almost 2-3 years...He doesnt say anything to anyone..." He said and I looked at chuckles.

"Oh really?" I said. "Yeah GCPD got him once and shocked him till he confessed but he was more scared of me." Joker said a bit of pride sparkling in his eyes. "So why is here?" I asked and Joker cleared his throat.

"Well Chuckles here is gay and he knows a bunch of hair stuff and other things..." He said waving his arms around. "Uhm yeah...so why am I here again?" Chuckles muttered and I sighed.

"Okay don't you dare say anything or think anything that I don't like because you wont even live painlessly enough to regret it." I growled at him and he shook his head.

"Okay so I already told him the Idea and that the female needed help getting ready for Bruce Wayne's Party Tonight." Joker said and Chuckles looked around. "Yeah were is she?" He asked and I looked at joker. "Yeah were is the female you are talking about?" I said and he gave me a 'really' look.

"Okay Chuckles...Mr.V isn't a Mr. at all" He said pointing his hands at me and I just shook my head while taking my mask off. "So much drama Joker." I muttered and Looked up at Chuckles that stood dumbfounded before me.

"You think you can work with her?" Joker asked him and Chuckles slowly shook his head. "Yes I can...Ill just need a dress or something and stuff to cover up the uhm...the uhm-"

"Scars?"

"Yes...and Uhh...he's-I mean She is gonna have to learn how to use heels." He said and My eyes widened. I turned to joker and he giggled to himself. "Taken care of...Make so all eyes are on her." He said and stormed out.

"Wow...Im so Sorry Boss its just...You fooled us all-well except The Joker I mean." He said and I tried to imagine I had my mask on. "Its fine...I fooled him for a bit...then we got in a fight and my mask fell off." I said talking In my normal voice.

My normal voice was a still a bit low but not to much...it was raspy too and husky at sometimes. He just stared at me and I stared back. "So...lets get started." I said

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I had taking all my stuff off and gotten in a huge red dress that touched the ground with a slit to the side. He had forced me to were this band thing around my leg a if I didn't Joker would have his head.

"I cant freaking were heels! Ill be like 6'7 with those things." I said pushing the stupid stilettos heels away and he side. "Your right...how about these boots?" He said showing some black leather boots with millions of buckles.

"Eh I guess?" I said finishing the last bit of latex on my scars. "Your good at hiding those..." He said as I slipped a boot on. "Ive had practice..." I said and slipped the other one on.

"Im gonna look like Godzilla around all of them." I muttered and he chuckled. "Ya look Amazing Hun don't worry about it." He said trying to straighten my hair and I snickered. "I can see at least one of us is acting sassy..." I said and laughed.

"My hair doesn't like staying straight...it likes to be rebellious and curly" I said and he gave up on it. "

I heard the door open and My eyes widened. "No not yet" i muttered burring my face in my hands. "So hows it...going?"

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(Joker's POV)

"So hows it...going" i said and stopped to look at her in the chair with her face in her hands and I looked over at chuckles. "Shes a real tomboy Boss...I almost broke my arm trying to get her in the Dress" he said and I snickered.

"Let me see doll." I said walking up to her as chuckled went behind her and got a box. "This is why I made deals as A guy..." She muttered and I rolled my eyes.

I looked at the slit in her dress exposing her leg. It had that band thing around her. I stared at her and snapped my gaze away shifting around then walking to chuckles.

"I just need the Make up and Ill be done boss." He said and stood before her. She lifted her head up and I crossed my brows in confusion. "How did you cover up her scars?" I said as she looked down.

"She did I didn't..." He said and took a pencil and started drawing. I looked as she made weird faces as he put the stuff on her face. He messed up a few times and I got annoyed. He messed up again and I grunted. "Try not to mess up she needs to look perfect." I grunted at him. "Sorry boss-" he said and I clenched my fist.

"Pay attention- you know what let me do it- get out now!" I said and took the stuff away from him. After he left and Cursed at the door a bit and she looked up me touching her eye a bit.

"You need to be a bit more patient joker." She said staring at me with her Big Silver eyes. "Yeah yeah just be quiet." I said and looked at the colors on the board thing.

Well...all I ever used was black for my eyes and red for my scars so ill go with that.

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(Victory'sPOV)

I looked in the mirror and my eyes widened. "Holy hell" i muttered going to touch the smokey eye look on my face but he got my hand. "Don't touch it you'll mess it up!" He hissed at me.

I looked at him then at my self at again. I didn't look like my self...I looked like a freak to my self. I looked at him again and the paint he had on his face.

"Were did you learn to do this?" I asked and he smirked. "I like only were my warpaint every day Toots." He said and I shook my head looking at his bloody scars and my blood red lips.

"Is that why my make up looks like a feminine version of yours?" I asked and he cracked a grin. "Its all I knew...and this look will make them drop dead either in fear or in awe." He said and I rolled my eyes at him.

"Okay...so are you ready to go?" He asked and I looked at the mirror and regretted it. "I guess" I said and started walking but he stopped me.

"Uhm I don't think you like the sleeve less look...so I got you this." He said and handed me a black leather jacket that matched the boots I wore.

"Did I pay for it?" I asked and he smiled. "Yeah because Im broke as Fuck." He said and I walked up to his faced and glared at him. "Watch your language." I said and walked away.

I went down the stairs and saw Chuckles look at me. "If you werent My Boss And I wasn't gay I would go straight." He said and I glared at him. "Well if Joker hadn't told me to not mess up my face and you were gay I would have broken ALL of your bones." I said at him pointing my knife at him.

"Okay so there is a white Ford Mustang outside with red streaks and black tinted windows. The boss got it for you." He said and The Joker came down the stairs.

"Did I pay for that too?" I asked and he smiled. "Tinted windows and red streaks? Its reminding to much of your face." I said walking out the door and falling in love with the Car.

"What...you said you liked red white and black..." He said as I ran my hand down the car. "Anyways..." He said shooing Chuckles away.

I looked at the inside of the Car with leather seats. "I should start collecting cars." I muttered and heard a jingle. "I didn't buy it with your money...I stole it. But its fine. I got the plates off of another mustang I have." He said and I looked at him.

We stared at each other for a long time till he looked away. "Okay so try to let the inner whore in you out...and Bruce will fall for you like that." He said snapping his fingers.

"Oh 'kay Joker baby Ill see ya tonight..." I said putting my hand on his cheek again and his eyes flicked around. "If ya know what I mean?" I said in a husky voice tracing his scars again and he let out a little groan.

"Like that or should I take it down a notch?" I said taking a step back and smiling to my self. "Yeah take it down like 100 I dont want you to do that to Bruce." He said looking me up and down then At the car.

I looked at my hand that now had a red and white smudge on it. "Yeah it wouldnt work on him...he probably has real slutty girls doing that to him all the time?" I said laughing a bit.

I looked around to wipe my hand. I was gonna wipe it on the dress but his hand grabbed my wrist and wiped it on his suit. "Dont you even dare...You know what to do right?" He said letting me go as shivers went up my arm.

"Yeah...Be the next Harvey Dent." I said and he shook his head. "Well a better one, you know what I mean." I said and opened the door and hopped in.

"Try not to drive like me okay...I haven't stolen the insurance papers yet." He said closing the door. "Ill see you there okay?" I said turning on the motor and letting it roar.

"Yeah...Ill be tonight's Entertainment"

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