《Mr. Perfectly Fine ⚊ Enhypen Sunghoon Text AU [ #5 ]》04 📞 perfectly her sob story
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"Good evening, this is Baskin Robbins delivery! How may I help you?"
"Excuse me, you again?"
"Oh dear, I was already angry from the day I was born"
"Not on my watch, fuck boy"
"I said bye bye"
"Oh, that. Of course, fuck boy. Because those kind of guys were the worse. They thought they're some kind of god, but who knows what diseases they'll bring to their miserable offsprings in this hell"
"Stop talking to me. I just couldn't end this call because my boss said customers is always right.. What the fuck is that rules?"
[ she devilishly laughed ]
"Okay fine.. Bye bye fucktard"
"Hahahaha yeah, I'll stop. What were we talking about again?"
"I don't want to talk about that demonic homo sapien"
"Just so you know, I'm not kind of a whore who walks around hoping for some new guy to comfort her about her sob story and the have them give me STD's. My Auntie raised me right"
"I was just.. really really pissed"
"Getting real nosy, are we?"
"I'm bored here anway and want to let off some steam before I stole that pistachio ice cream looking so inviting to me.. It's begging me to eat it. Delicious"
"So I caught that bastard cheating on me three months ago -"
" - for the fourth time!"
"I told you I had a reason to mad at your kind"
he snorted ] "People learned their lesson the hard way, my friend. Just so you know, that fuck boy is my first boyfriend"
"I do not belong to the usual girls trying to feel better about themselves by losing weight or whatever just to get back at at their exes"
"As much as I hate talking to you, you do have a point"
"Why do you keep calling me that? And this is exactly why I hate talking to you"
"Excuse me but my dead mother didn't choose to die for my birth and decide to name me 'Y/N' just for you to call me miserable, but yes, my whole story could be described in that word"
"And now you know my name. What about you? Be fair to the miserable woman here"
[ she bit her cheeks unconsciously and sure that she already heard it somewhere ]
"That's kind of familiar"
"Nevermind.. Just turn off this call and I have to deliver something now. Bye Sunghoon"
[ beeps ]
Sunghoon scoffed, a smile teasing at his lips,
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