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Italic - You

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"Good morning, this is Baskin Robbins's delivery! How may I help you?"

"If this is that desperate guy again, fuck off"

"Apparently, I have this magical ability to sense evil vibes from the other side of the call"

"And I also observed that you were always silent like that. Speechless, huh? Tongue tied? I bet you're one of those quiet creeps staring at any girls they saw"

"Bad habit, may I rephrase that? You also have a bad habit of making a life calling some hotline to find a girlfriend. What a pitiful existence of yours"

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"Tell me first why you wanted a girlfriend. Did you broke your last? Did you promise her something and change your heart? Then leave her for her bestfriend who you got pregnant at the end? Did you?!"

"You're all the same dickheads, a curse on this Earth"