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Italic - You

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"Good afternoon, this is Baskin Robbins delivery. May I help you?"

"Tell me I'm not talking to a ghost"

"Oh finally.. Hello sir! What would you like to order? If you're still not updated by our new selections this week, garlic flavor is not available right now, which is disappointing, I can't use it to ward off some ghost right now"

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"No, it doesn't. But I'd like to, so I can deliver it to you instead. Enjoy!"

"Hah! Got yourself a girlfriend now? Good for you, not for her!"

"Good luck on your sad life! I hope you don't get beaten up if the girl happens to have a boyfriend.. Wait, actually, I hope she does.. Enjoy the feeling of being a punching bag!"

"Well, whatever. Why are you bothering to call back anyway? Guilty of wasting my time? Good to know you still have some conscience"

"So do you also feel my urge to shove you off a bridge right now?"

"Fantastic talking to you, asshole.. Goodbye forevaah!"