《hunter x hunter》At A Party
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You're at a big party with him, and here's how it goes...
-Makes a beeline for the food
-Fills up a plate full of hors d'oeuvres
-Fills up one for you too while he's at it, making sure to pick all the things you like
-Talks to everyone, dances, jokes around, and is a general hit
-Is not the mixing type and is sort of standoffish
-He's not meant to, because he's underage, but he sips a beer
-Someone drags him out on the dance floor, yelling drunkenly, "Yeah yeah yeah Killua gooooo!"
-He is mortified but sort of grooves around to the music for a bit before darting off and hiding
-Grabs a drink
-Greets the host of the party with a back slap and some pleasant conversation
-You'll find him sitting in the corner talking comfortably with a group of people, saying, "Yes, and the last time that happened, I have to say, I was really confounded but I decided to...."
-If you pull him on the dance floor he will good-naturedly dance for a bit
-Wants to leave early, not having a bad time, just needs to get up for work in the morning
-Gets wasted immediately
-Jumps up on the podium where the band is playing, yells "NO PARKING ON THE DANCE FLOOR!" and breaks into some crazy ass moves
-Ends up puking in the shrubbery
-Only dances to sexy songs
-Sips bourbon on ice while eyeing everyone with an evil grin
-If there is a pool, he will be the first one to suggest everyone strip down and hop in
-You find him later in a bedroom with someone
-Illumi is such a buzz kill
-Like Hisoka, he gets a straight-up whiskey on ice with no mixer
-Sits in the corner and nurses it
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-You try to make him dance or mingle
-He just looks uncomfortable and if his mind is elsewhere
-Chrollo strides in like he owns the place
-Everyone stops what they are doing and run over to him
-They all fight over who gets to fill up his plate of food and get him a drink
-Women flirt with him outrageously not even caring that you're there
-He just sits there and smiles
-It's like that all-l-lll night
-Is the coolest looking person at the party
-Hangs out in a dark corner with a small circle of like-minded people
-Rumor has it he has party favors in his coat pocket and will share if you're nice
-This guy loves a good party
-Drives the DJ or band nuts with requests
-They grudgingly play whatever he wants, though, and he manages to get literally everyone out on the dance floor
-Totally shuts the party down, last one to leave
-He basically has to be kicked out
-Grabs a handful of chips for the road
-Keeps saying "hair of the dog" all the next morning and makes himself bloody marys
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