《Lethologica (an wdy au!)》3: Oh my god they were roomates
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I went around calling Jonathan's and Mikes name, in hopes they weren't to far.
Henry was just being lazy and following me around, he was also back in his normal outfit which was good, because my eyes were starting to hurt from that outfit he was wearing before.
"Hey, can you do my voice a favour and help me out here?"
"Nah."
"Whatever."
I continued calling out their names until eventually I heard them.
"Over here!"
I turned around and saw Jonathan run up to me. He was wearing that same lose tie outfit he was wearing all those years ago. (Geez get a new wardrobe...)
"Is that ant dead?"
"Yeah, what was in that water by the way?"
"What do you mean?" Jonathan asked, giving me this confused look.
"Well, when Henry threw that water at the ant, it burned."
"Ah, I think what you failed to notice was that wasn't any ordinary ant."
"Huh? What are you talking about?"
"That was an fire ant."
"Okay...But that doesn't answer my question."
"That water that me and Mike had was in our pockets for ages. It gets warm around here so it must of heated up in our pockets."
"Oh...Okay."
"Doesn't heaven have any fire ants?"
"I was sent to hell."
"I'm not surprised."
"Hell doesn't have much."
"Anyways, let's go. Me and Mike have a base not long from here."
The three of us started walking.
"Wait...How long have you guys been here for?" I asked, out of genuine curiosity.
"God knows, time doesn't feel like it exists here, whenever me and Mike try to setup a watch it goes crazy on us, almost like we're in another world."
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"Woah really?"
"Yeah, and it's always nighttime here, no matter where you go."
"I wonder what's up with this place." I commented.
"Who knows."
We continued walking in silence until Jonathan spoke up.
"How did you guys get here?"
"I made Satan angry." I answered.
"Wow really? What did you do?"
"Gave someone a compliment."
"He got mad at you...For giving someone a compliment?"
"Yeah."
"I got sent here because I stole Satans pen." Henry said.
"What were you even planning on doing with that pen anyways?" I asked.
"I needed to borrow it. I didn't realise I wasn't allowed to steal Satans things."
"You'd think you'd be able to get away with kinds of things but I guess you can't."
"Good lord, what even are the rules down there?" Jonathan asked.
"There aren't any, just don't make Satan upset."
"...Okay."
"How did you actually get here? Did you trip and fall down the stairs or something?" I asked.
"No...It's...A complicated story. That I do not feel like talking about right now."
"Okay."
We were all silent for the rest of the walk.
We eventually arrived at the base, which didn't look in any good condition.
It had mold and vines all over it and there was a few dead plants around it. There was also a huge sign on it that was barely glowing.
"Toys R Us? How did a Toys R Us manage to get here?" Henry asked.
"I have no idea..." Jonathan answered.
We walked inside, the inside had few vines and grass on the floor, and the sound of the lights buzzing is all that we could hear. The place had shelf's filled with many different things such as food, water, basically all the essentials.
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"Mike, we're home!" Jonathan announced.
Mike then came running out from an door that was behind the shelves that was visible to the eye, he looked the same, just with bandages around him.
"Welcome back!"
"Me and Mike will show you around."
"Okay."
"So over there is me and Mikes room." Jonathan said, pointing to a door where Mike came out of that said "Jonathan and Mike's Room"
"Okay.."
"Oh yeah and also if you see this sign then don't enter." Mike indicated, flipping over this other sign that was right next to the sign Jonathan pointed out.
"Okay, guys, you don't need to point out the basic things, we know how to read." Henry protested.
"Okay, okay. Anyways moving on." The four of us walked further down a bit.
"This is a room you guys will be sharing."
"Ew, I can smell the room from out here and it smells nasty! What's even in that room?!" I complained, covering my nose.
"Oh, I must of forgot to clean it out, here, I'll do it for you guys while Jonathan continues the tour." Mike said, opening the door to clean whatever is even in there.
"Alright! Final room."
"Final room? Wait is there only three rooms here?"
"Yeah...Half of the rooms got taken out due to some natural things that happened."
I was very concerned on what he mean't by "natural things" but didn't bother to speak up about it because I just assumed the worst.
We walked to the back of the base.
"Alright, so, this is the restroom."
"About time, I was wondering where I can have a mental breakdown at." Henry commented.
"You're not allowed to have a mental break down in the toilet like you did when you were alive." Jonathan replied
"Why not? Toilets are a good place to have mental breakdowns!" Henry argued.
"Because some of us need to use it."
"If I can't have a mental breakdown in there then where can I have one?"
"In you and Austin's room."
"No thanks. I don't feel like crying around Austin."
"Okay...Well, maybe have it outside? I don't know...Anyways, that concludes the tour!"
Jonathan concluded, walking away to his and Mikes room.
I decided to go check on how me and Henry's room was doing.
When I got there, Mike was leaving.
"Your room is all cleaned."
"Thanks Mike."
I walked in hesitantly.
The walls and roof was white while the floor was carpet, the room had the stench of bleach and all types of cleaning products that I couldn't name. There wasn't really much in the room, just a double sized bed and a grey desk with draws to the side and a black office chair.
"Hm...I suppose this room could use a redesign." I thought.
Just as I thought that, half of the roof fell down.
"I change my mind this room is in desperate need of an redesign."
I went through the draws and coincidentally found a pen and a single piece of paper just laying in one of the draws.
I sat down on the fallen roof only to see smoke again.
I coughed it up when I noticed I was in my normal clothes again.
"Interesting." I thought, and I proceeded to start redesigning.
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