《Codename: Kids Next Door (with me and my bff's ocs)》Operation N.O.-P.O.W.U.H.
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New Orders-Pulverize Opposition Without Utilizing Hamsters
The parent teacher orgaization of eradicating youngsters attack sector v but they have power to use to beat the parent teachers.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Code Red! The tree house is under attack! Kids next door, battle station!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: I'll take care of those study happy sickos!
Mad Dad: Mad dad man! You get bad report card again!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: What?! *hits mad dad with* And that ain't my report card, you nut!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *use teddy bear canon with numbuh 11* Plug us in, numbuh 5.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Power is on. *as put the plug in*
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Let's do this.
The terrible tutor: You cannot defeat the terrible tutor! *shoots the books* Whoa!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Numbuh 2, numbuh 8, the heliteacher's all yours!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *thumbs up* Mm-hmm!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *thumbs up and wink* You got it! *shoots with*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *shoots with a ruberband with a bone but he missed it* Aah!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: *face plam and gets hit* Aah!
The heliteacher: Your aim is bad as your schoolwork. *laughing*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Ohh. *shoots her with*
The heliteacher: Oh! Aah! Ooph!
Mid western mom: Naughty childern make mid western mom angery!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Enegihugic fly swatter, fire!
Mid western mom: Huh? *gets hit by fly swatter* Aah!
The villan teacher leader: Retreat!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: You heard the man.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Yeah, we kicked butt!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Numbuh 2, what is this?
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *gets nervous* Um, a rubber band food flinger?
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: A rubber band food flinger? Are you kidding me?! Our superamanzing tree house, supreme center of our 2x4 technology is home to an inexhaustible power supply. And all you can think to make is a Big Rubber Band?! Come on! *as he grab his ear, walk off and press the button* Behold, the central power core, the most massive power source in the world, generated by thousands upon thousands of scurrying hamsters. Oh, it's so beautiful. *when the hamsters stops running the wheels then leaves off* Huh?! What's going on?! Where are you all going?! Stop! My precious power source! Who did this?!
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Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: *singsong voice as skiping pass them* I did.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: What?
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Why did you do that?
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: They were tired, silly. Hamsters work so hard, they need a vacation. Hamster Holiday, Fun For All! *then generator powering down* Yay! Scary party!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Now what we do?
A minute later...
Numbuh 5: But little did she know that the spooky, spooky tree-house ghost was really...Me!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: And me!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: And me!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Yeee! Spooky ghost! Yay!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *giggles* I gonna had handed to you, abby. This is fun.
Numbuh 2 & 4: Hyah!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: You cannot escape me!
Numbuh 2 & 4: *imitating lightsabers humming while playing their flashlights*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Would you guys quit fooling around?! This is serious! No hamsters, no power. We're defenseless!
Everyone: *slients*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: I wonder what hamsters do on vacation.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: That means no electro repulsorn defense web, no mega voltage soup can laser, no defensed!
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Oh, relax. What's the worst that can happen? *as numbuh 11 nods agreement*
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: What could happen? *saw an old lady came in* That could happen!
Grandma: Oh, look at all the skinny childrens! *gasp* You need to eat, and nothing fattens up like good, yucky, healthy food!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Ugh. Spinach.
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Eh, just a bunch of cruddy food. These guys are mine! *as flips then kick and punch the spinachs* Ugh! They ain't so tough. Uh-oh.
Liver: Cream that kid!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Whoa! *laughing about to shoot that bear cannon but it didn't work* Uh-oh.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Stay back, you giant cheese monster thing! I've got an energihugic fly swatter, and i'm not afraid to use...it.
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Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: Sacrebl-mmh *gets stuffed in the mouth by one of the cheese monsters*
Numbuh 1 & 11: Ugh. Ooh.
Numbuh 5 & 8: *jumps away from the chesse from the sandwich*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Looks like numbuh 5's gonna have grill you cheese. Come on, numbuh 8!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Uhh...numbuh 5, the powers off. Remember? *gulp*
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Oh, man.
Numbuh 5 & 8: *gasp*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *eating the cheese sandwich monster and garbled* Oh, this is fun!
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Well, nice work, numbuh 2.
Liver: *saw numbuh 3 and 11* Catch them before they runs all that fat off!
Cabbage: Sir, we've got a problem. *saw numbuh 2 fights and eats the food at the same time*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Banzai! *gets in the food* Mm-mmm. Mm-mmm.
Liver: We can't stop an appetite like that. Get rid of him!
Cabbage: Yes, sir! *rolls himself to numbuh 2*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Come to numbuh 2-whoa!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: This food is disgusting.
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: I think i'm gonna be sick!
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Yuck! No more!
Grandma: But children, it's time for the second course. So eat!
Numbuh 4 aka Wally: Ugh. Bring it on, granny. A little snack won't stop us!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Kids next door, attack!
Numbuh 1,3,4,5,8, & 11: *trys to fight the food but their doom* Aah!
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: Ohh.
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: Ugh.
Everyone else: *groaning*
Numbuh 3 aka Kuki: My belly hurts.
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: I don't feel good.
Numbuh 1 aka Nigel: So fat...so sleepy.
Grandma: Good. Pleasanty plump and with your grandmother you should be, eh? What is it?
Liver: There's only six here. One has escaped.
Grandma: What?! Find him now!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *clear his throat* It's snack time, fraulen.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Snack time, fraulen? You got to be kidding?
Grandma: Feed the skinny one! Stuff him with yucky food!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh! *fight and eats the food*
Numbuh 8 aka Marìa: Oh chico, look at him go.
Grandma: Meatpie brigade, attack!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *grabs the meatpies* Hi, guys. *eats them*
Grandma: Yes! Feast has only just begun!
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Uh-oh! *grunting to try to get out* Ohh.
Numbuh 1,3,4,5,8 & 11: *gasp*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *groaning and finally got out* Ohh. No...more...food. *burps and belches* Ugh.
Grandma: *laughing* Liver, i think the childern are ready for dessert!
Liver: Yes, grandma! Desserts, forward march! Desserts? *saw the hamsters ates all desserts* We're having hamsters for dessert?
Grandma: Hamsters? Don't be silly. I made the gorilla pi-hamsters?!
Numbuh 11 aka Juliette: *saw the hamsters eats all the foods and smirk with singsong voice* Their back.
Grandma: Oh! Disgusting, nasty rodents! Oh! They're everywhere! Attack! Attack! Get rid of them!
Liver: It's no use! We're surrounded!
Grandma: Aah! Ohh! Aah! Ugh! I can't cook like this! Aah! *fells on the rubber band food flinger*
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: Hmm? *saw his rubber band food flinger's switch, crawls to it* we've had enough of your gross, slimy cooking, lady, so i'm sending this dish back in the kitchen.
Numbuh 5 aka Abby: Sending it back to the-come on, man.
Numbuh 2 aka Hoagie: *pulls the switch*
Grandma: *flies off with her food army to dcfdtl's house*
END TRANSMISSON
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